(previously Lavender Quetzal)

The Lillie is an enigmatic figure shrouded in mystery and puzzles. She was born in one part of the world, lived half of her life in another, and recently moved closer to her birthplace. She has flown on the back of a large purple dragon, been frozen by a less-than-courteous nit, studied the ruins of Xerxes, sung a duet with a mockingjay, enjoyed tea at the Jasmine Dragon, befriended the monster in her closet, lost several matches of gungi, won several matches of pai sho, accidentally spilled grape juice on an Invisibility Cloak, been healed by a magic golden flower, consorted with displacers, defied the Diamond Authority, participated in the Flamingo Rebellion, captured a fairy, bargained with a djinn, narrowly escaped a brush with the Volturi, tasted white fudge, slipped through Bilskinir's Back Door, placed bids at the Southerpiece Auction, climbed the Cliffs of Insanity, beheld the Hide-Behind, traversed the Unknown, played billiards at Quindecim, broken an 8-million-yen-vase, crossed the deserts of Calormen, put a curse upon a Catholic private school, considered becoming a Huntress of Artemis, dined with the Guardians of Fairytopia, argued with a Dalek, procrastinated doing her homework for over a month, and survived an encounter with invisible ninjas.

Other names and titles she has been known by include Lemon, Impossible, Bug, Drama Llama, The Third Cutest Thing, and the Empress of Angelic Weirdness.

Her parents, friends, siblings, and peers have yet to see her at her finest.

Note: Ms. Lillie would like to formally apologize to all her readers for the atrocity that is her terrible writing habits. Not only is she horrible at keeping a regular writing schedule, but she has multiple projects to fit into that schedule. In addition to currently actively working on several separate fanfictions at once, she is also occupied by two collaborative works and more than one personal novel that she is writing on the side (not to mention the continuation of the many adventures mentioned above). However, here at The Lillie Incorporated, we know that this is not a proper excuse for the fickleness and inconsistency of when these fics are updated, and we are deeply sorry. We hope your hearts will be filled with patience and forgiveness as you enjoy Ms. Lillie's work and wait for new chapters. Thank you.

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