Hey! Welcome to...Here. For most of you, I am a new face in this area, but for the few whowere delighted to see my many thumbs up, or have beenhorrendously exploited by my nitpicking...things, you may have seen my name once or twice.

I specialize in reviews, so my stories, you might not see too many. Here's what I look for in a fiction.

Likes:

I'm interested in mostly romance and humour stories.

Don't make the story too long. I have time to do better things, like play VIDEOGAMESES! Or EAT! Or REVIEW MORE!

Some characters deserve a story more than others, so if I looked in the Smash Bros. section, for example, I'm more likely to read a short, crap spelled story of ... Captain Falcon than a well-read, tearjerking story of the 4 swordsmen. Unless it is a yaoi or yuri. I might take a look.

And finally, good spelling is a plus. Grammar and word choice are not that noticeable. (For ME, anyway.)

Dislikes

Stories of overused topics. Like the 4 swordsmen.

Characters used in a story that we are given NO background knowledge WHATSOEVER! I've only remembered seeing 1 do this so far, but there are more.

Stories less than 100 words are usually n00b stories, but I've seen only 2 exceptions. C'mon people! Give those fictions more respect!

Other than those, that's it.

Quotes:

"Hello, all-a you rotten people out there!"-Wario in the Warioware Inc. Website

"Oh, Man! I almost had a heart attack seeing ya!"-Announcer Guy in Marvel VS. Capcom 2

"You made love to 2 Philipino women...and a man."-Brian the dog from Family Guy

That's about it for now.