Name: Kath

Age: Your mom =o

Gender: Fem

Location: Your mom =o

Hobbies: Mao!

Favourite Pairings: Everything cept for the ones that make me sick. 8D

Pairings that make me sick: Ulquihime, SasuSaku, SuiKarin, 18D (Dino will NEVER be top!), AkaKiba (holy shit no!! x-x), NearAnyone, X27 (it aint funny!), Zeki (obvious Yume fan; lol Yuuki's seme 8D), anything with Envy or CC (they don't deserve love! :c) and much MUCH moar! Dx

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1- Pain

2- Madara

3- Deidara

4- Kakashi

5- Kisame

6- Naruto

7- Shikamaru

8- Hidan

9- Suigetsu

10- Sasori

11- Kakuzu

12- Itachi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

xD No but it would be interesting.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

8/10

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I smell retard baby…

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No, most Sui fanfics are SuiKarin. D8

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

It ain’t natural! ;-;

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

The water brothers FTW! 8D

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Shika: Naruto isn’t going to like this… -sigh- How troublesome…

/3 seconds later/

Naruto: SASUKAAAAAAAAAY??

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Easy. 8D

They had buttsex

/a day later/

Over 900 reviews!

Seriously, yaoi fangirls are like that.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I really REALLY hope not. ;-;

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Life is so troublesome…

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Kakashi really needed glasses and totally thought Pain was Iruka. –seriously it’s shit but it’s the best I could think of-

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No. I mean seriously, Deidara SCREAMS gay!!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No… No one likes my favourite Tentacle-pimp. ;-;

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I really REALY hope NOT!! Dx

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

…I hate waiting…

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

1) Kill You – Eminem

2) I’m too Sexy – Right Said Fred

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: AU, OOC, crack Yaoi, contains rape, buttsecks, mpreg and moar buttsecks.

/2 hours later/

Over 9000 reviews!!

God fangirls are easy to please.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

S: Hehehehe… Do you want to see me get fureeaky with my toys?

-so OOC-

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Only worth 900

20) How emo is Seven?

Before Asuma died: 1/10

After Asuma died: 7/10

Seriously, death makes you go all emo! D8

99.95 percent of teenagers never even HEARD of Abercrombie & Fitch or Hollister. If you're the 0.05 that does, quit bitching about "preps" and shut up!

97 percent of teenagers never tried or even heard of smoking, pot or alcohol. If you're the 3 that heard of them, quit bitching about "druggies" and shut up!

99 percent of teenagers can't even get a secondary education. If you're that lucky 1 that can, realize how lucky you are and shut up!

90 percent of teenagers can't have access to clean water. If you're that privileged 10 that can, STOP WASTING SO MUCH FUCKING WATER and shut up!

99.9 percent of teenagers don't use makeup. If you are that 0.1 that do, quit bitching about makeup and shut up!

96 percent of teenagers think of nothing but ways of getting food all day. If you're that 4 that think of something else than food, quit bitching about how 99 of the teenage population cares about popularity only and shut up!

~MY 9 NAMES - IT'S FUN!~

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Kathy

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)

Kathizzle (my real gangsta name is Da Moneh Pimp)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Green Panther (WTFLOL?!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Xiaohan Maple Rd

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Cao Ka

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)

Pink Zero (sounds cool)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Aoxeoln (Aww-Xeo-lynn this is how I pronouce it xD)

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Lydia Yu Jie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Noodles (sounds...interesting... ._.)

HE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? MADARA!! Tobi sucks. 2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Too much to list... Most are yaoi!
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? All three. :3
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nah... Most complay people are fat americans. ;)
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. I have more DN shit than Naruto shit...
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Me and Dei would have a great time shopping and doing our nails while me and Hidan would burn orphanages. 8D
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina.
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuFUCKINGNaru

9) Which team is your favorite? Hong Yue. Seriously it's what they call the Akatsuki in Chinese. o_o

10) Do you support the Obito theory? NEVER! Tobi will always = Madara!
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yup but that means that NaruMina would be incest. ;-;
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? The Tranny, The Pimp, The Fucker, The Mr. Daddy Never Hugged Me! T_T and Mr. Sexy Perfect Evil. (have fun guessing who they are ;))
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? When it's SasuNaru or Uchihacest then pro-Sasuke. Otherwise it's boo Mr. Emokay
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nah. The fillers are shit. Seriously only BLEACH fillers are good.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Hell yea!
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nah... Though Sasumo has autism I bet...
17) Sub or dub? Sub! Naruto sounds like a 50 yr old smoker in the dub!
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Neutral. Don't care for her...
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? S3XY!
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Tobi will always be Madara!
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Mr. Tranny!
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? 8D
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Mizukage! She's so hot!
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yaoi and yuri only. I don't like het much...
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Writing one currently. 8D
27) Do you like lemons? Depends, if it's written well and is a good pairing.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nah...
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? HELL YEAH! But YU-GI-YOH Abridged and Team Four Star is funnier! Especially Nappa! 30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yup! The Ace Attorney one is nicer though.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Durh!
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yup! Mainly The Tranny and The Frowning Pedophile
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'What in the world is this? My art teacher knows about Naruto...
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Nah... DN has affected my life though. (In a good way 35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Screw the rules! I have money! (seriously I do)
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Uh huh! Sounds pervy. xD
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Back then, it would've been a good twist if Naruto's father was the Leader since it would had left a lot of ideas for character development.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yeah. Mainly Yaoi and Yuri.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? The Gay Sauce was never sexy...
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Ew... OC...
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Neh...
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Karin and The Tranny (If I dyed my hair).