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Worth Less Than a Thousand Words by BarthVader reviews
Assorted drabbles with some occasional continuity inbetween them. Mostly about Eds and Kankers, because that's what I'm good at.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Nazz, Eds, Kankers
A Gobble Gobble Feast by Pogona104 reviews
With the Eds not invited to Kevin's Thanksgiving party, as usual, the Eds have their own at Double D's place. But when Double D see's the Kankers depressed he hesitantly invites the girls without informing Ed or Eddy.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Eds, Kankers - Complete
Slumber Ed by The Totem reviews
Another scam, another failure. At the end of the day, they're just regular kids.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Ed, Edd, Eddy - Complete
Perfectly In Order by mandaree1 reviews
Just because the Ed's haven't gone far in life doesn't mean they aren't happy. Some people just don't understand that.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Kevin - Complete
Just Desserts by PerkyGoth14 reviews
Ed and Sarah's mother is going out for a little while, leaving Ed in charge of Sarah as always, even if it's always the other way around because of how demanding and spoiled Sarah is. However, things change this one day in Ed's household that surprises, not only him, but Sarah. What happens to the siblings and will things ever be the same again in Ed's house?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Ed, Sarah - Complete
An Without Plot by BarthVader reviews
An returns from a convent to a not-really-expected guest in her room. A genderbent rewrite of "Ed Without Plot", rated M for More Sex Jokes.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Ed, May - Complete
Saturday An Special by BarthVader reviews
Larie Kanker, wanting to get on Ann's good side, comes over to her house with a very special gift. Vaguely f!Edd/m!Marie, based on VampireMeerkat's genderbends.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Edd, Marie - Complete
Zinnia by UnluckyAmulet reviews
Sometimes, the greatest gift you can give a person is just to pay a little attention to them. May/Eddy.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Eddy, May - Complete
Da Storee Of Ed, Ed, N Edy by AsianManWhoWritesStories reviews
This es a story about the adventurrs of ed ed n edy. Dey dew rlly cul stuff leik play in ther neighburrhood.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Eds, Kankers - Complete
An Old Ed's Promise by VproductionsC.O reviews
Read.I have no words to describe it.Rated T for...you'll see.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Complete
Pretty Boy by Peach Creek reviews
JimmyxSarah one-shot. Jimmy is confronted and bullied for his appearance before he is rescued by Sarah. Rated T for language.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Jimmy, Sarah - Complete