humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

What SHOULD be in HP? A bit of insanity, that's what. Things concerning bunny slippers, Dumbledore's beard, the dangers of drapery, Bellatrix's greasy hands and random conversations. BEING REVAMPED! Suggestions welcome!

How did the beloved son of a purebred house fall in love with the daughter of the biggest blood traitor house in magical Britain? I am not JK Rowling and I make no money from fan-fiction. If you recognize it, it belongs to her, I'm just borrowing it.

Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.

"There are many moments in life. And things get weirder and weirder as the world revolves you." Disguising themselves as Hollywood's most loved stars, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger's lives will soon become extraordinary (not like it already isn't) WARNING : THIS FF NOT ONLY SHIPS DMHG BUT ALSO DMHP ! Formally known as- who's the mudblood now ? RnR ! (;

It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, but he has more on his mind than school; starting fight clubs and discovering confusing back-stories are at the top of his priority list. A complete parody of the angstiest, caps-lockiest book in the series.

A visit to the Dursleys. A dinner with family and friends. A "Ministry-approved" surprise brought over by Teddy Lupin. What happens when the Next Gen set it off, thus playing a well-loved musical? One thing is certain: "A VERY POTTER WHAT?"

The cast of How I Met Your Mother are featured in this fairy tale of awesomeness! Join Snow Lily as she meets a group of dwarves and hopefully finds her Prince Marshmallow. Parody of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Alex schemes her way into joining WizTech at Hogwarts for the Tri-Wizard Tournament. What she's looking for is fame and glory - But what she gets is an experience that will change her life forever. Friends are made, hearts are broken, and a war begins.

Sequel to Friends, Season 11. A continuation of the TV series. Please R&R! Updates on Thursdays!

This is what I think Season 11 would be like. Episodes are written in script form. I plan to update every Thursday. I know I'm not as funny as the writers. Please R&R!