Ok well I'm not going to say that much, because idk any of you ppl! anyway I'm a 13 year old girl, i live in Washington, where specifically i wont tell you so dont ask. My favorite books right now are The Outsiders, Tex, The house of night series, my book i'm writing, and the chronicles of vladimir tod series. just to let you know, in case you haven't guessed, i like Sodapop. i'm on team Stark, and Team Jacob. my best friend, however made me mad when she told me she was on team Erik sneers and team Edward. :P i still love ya like a sis though :D. I might post somethings. i removed my story Burned, mostly because i didn't want to continue it. and i basically lost most of my spirit for writing it.

Last Profile Update: if you care: 12-3-2009

Things I listen to when I'm writing my fanfics, or just writing:

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Bring Me to Life- Evanescence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3ORuIBjjBU

My Immortal- Evanescence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idd_92ajjwY&feature=channel

Call Me When Your Sober- Evanescence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEoP43Pv57k&feature=channel

Weight of the World- Evanescence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1WIPngYHQ

I Don't Care- Fall Out Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbxkW6xsLuo

America's Suitehearts- Fall Out Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mkU6PO7xAI

Dance, Dance- Fall Out Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uREsEjJItqw&feature=fvsr

Sugar, We're Going Down- Fall Out Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0T-gxtVUzM

I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy- Fall Out Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gGCK63vyuY

A Little Less Sixtenen Candles- Fall Out Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-VifE8EK8w

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs- Fall Out Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHf_vYZzQ8

Dead On Arrival- Fall Out Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL7aigi7Y70

This Ain't A Scene, It's an Armsrace- Fall Out Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueOgZPBXY4A

One Time- Justin Bieber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNI43Q6MNt0

Before I Forget- Slipknot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27DfinCgCMw&feature=related

Don't Go Away- Buckcherry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWahfpdlyes

Fall for You- Secondhand Serenade http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1O9DyFLIKo

Getting Away With Murder- Papa Roach http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKVpLL3EJq0

... To Be Loved- Papa Roach http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtXc_yhz65I

Lifeline- Papa Roach http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YusEjxGNePQ

Holiday- Green Day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Nt5mEZ2r0&feature=related

All The Right Moves- OneRepublic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNgsBEpd7B0

MY FAVORITE THINGS ARE

PEOPLE: my friends, my dad, my mom... thats bout it... OH AND EVERYONE IN MY FAVORITE BANDS!! OH AND PC AND KRISTEN CAST FOR THE HOUSE OF NIGHT SERIES!! HEATHER BREWER FOR WRITING THE CHRONICLES OF VLADIMIR TOD SERIES! AND STEPHANIE MEYER FOR THE TWILIGHT SERIES! AND ALL MY FAVORITE AUTHORS ON HERE, AND EVERYONE WHO HAS READ MY FANFIC... thats bout it now... for real... maybe

BOOK: Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Series, The House of Night Series, twilight series, and The Heroin Diaries: A Year In The Life Of A Shattered Rockstar (By Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue! it was a good book)

BAND: Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Papa Roach, Buckcherry, Trapt, Theory of a Deadman, Motley Crue... and many many more

MOVIE: The Outsiders, The Uninvited, Transformers revenge of the fallen (HEY I LIKED THE CAR THAT BUMBLEBEE TURNED INTO!)

COLOR: Black and red (NO IM NOT GOTH OR EMO)

SAYING: "BITE ME!" or any swear word you can think of

PAIRING: Zoey and Stark (house of night series)

SUBJECT IN SKEWL: Art (My teacher is a push-over)

MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS ARE:

PEOPLE: my stepbrothers

BOOK: dont have one yet... or i do and i forgot...

BAND: disney channel singers' (not all of them... but most of them...)

MOVIE: i can't think of one... give me a minute...

COLOR: PINK (SCREAMS)

SAYING: "Tonight's homework is (insert homework)"

PAIRING: Zoey and Erik (Erik can go die... after Stark 'talks' with him! :D)

SUBJECT IN SKEWL: Geometry (we get homework, practically every day! ugh! that means less time for me to update! tear but hey I'm getting math credits for highskewl, so i won't have to take math, in 11th and 12th grade! dances)

If you were to look through the list of singers/bands on my iPod, you would find a lot of stuff! I'll just run down the list, read if you want-

The All-American Rejects

Avril Lavigne

Beyonce

Black Eyed Peas

Bon Jovi (its only one song ok!)

Buckcherry (fun concert!)

Carrie Underwood

Daughtry (awesome concert!)

David Archuleta

David Cook

Demi Lovato (HEY I SAID SOME DISNEY CHANNEL SINGERS I DO LIKE!) (not that much though)

Evanescence (i wanna c in concert! that would b an awesome concert!)

Fall Out Boy (wanna c in concert so bad, but when they were where i lived, i wuz in hawaii tear)

Fergie

Finger Eleven

Green Day (LOTS AND LOTS)

Gwen Stefani (only one)

Hinder

Hoobastank

Jonas brothers (blame my friends, who are overly obsessive... me i prefer Evanescence)

Justin Bieber

Katy Perry

Kevin Rudolf (let it rock)

Lady GaGa

Linkin Park (I WANNA C IN CONCERT!)

Motley Crue (If you kno who they r great, if u dont, dont ask)

Nickelback

OneRepublic

P!nk

P.O.D. (only one song, Youth Of The Nation)

Papa Roach

Paramore

Saving Abel

Secondhand Serenade

Shinedown

SIXX: AM (awesome band, with the bassist from motley crue Nikki Sixx)

Taylor Swift

Theory of a Deadman (Awesome concert!)

Three Days Grace

Trapt

3OH!3

and more that i don't want to list cuz it would take longer and my fingers really hurt!

AND OF COURSE THE WHOLE COPY AND PASTE SECTION!

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Archer of Freedom, Savvyjewel , Stefanlover12, h/t4eva, Amber1989, VladFan612

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Haha.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nana’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well... a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...?)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Go ahead and crush the dreams of little kids!!)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
(This one is mine) On my friend's shoe tag: Warning; Not fire-proof.
(No shit!)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
This is Haha cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

HELL YA!

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _' (Vanilla ice, baby!)
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (I WILL RULE THE WORLD!)
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" (…)
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
you remember actually getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (haha, umm…)
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps" (Those are back ‘in’ now!)
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not (Im strange)
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish... eeny meeny miney mo... and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. (RPS settles everything.)
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. (I seriously still play with my super Nintendo. No joke, its hooked up at my grandma's house.)
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (I tried…)
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (haha, hilarious…)
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (Ride on the magic school bus!)
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (Hey! I still use mine!)
You remember those Where's Waldo books. (A lot of people read those today!)
You remember eating Warheads. (Hey, they’re good!)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. (…)
You remember Ring Pops. (Don’t people still have those?)
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (Yum!)
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. (Unfortunitely…)
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (Haha, it's fun!)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (Tamagotchi.)
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. (Internet rocks.)
And Windows 95 was the best. (I still have my old 95 windows computer in the basement somewhere…)
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (...)
and Talking Elmo were always sold out. (i had one of those... but we sold it a loooong time ago)
You collected those Beanie Babies. (Don’t ask.)
Carebears (Carebear countdown!)
Lambchop's song never ended. (This is the song that never ends!)
The old dollar bills. (I collect those)
Silver dollars, which were cool to have. (More collectables.)
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is. (only cuz the fresh prince of bel air)
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (Yes, indeed I am)
You know the Macarena by heart. (Heeeey, Macarena!)
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said (teehe)
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" (…)
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (I was little!)
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (Maaaybe)
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . (I only have a facebook)
Before the Internet & text messaging . . . (dark dark days…)
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . (How did I live without my iPod?!)
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . (haha, didn’t know what I was missing)
Before Spongebob . . . (Dark days…)
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. ( I would have if I wasn’t in dipers in the 90’s.)
When light up sneakers were cool. (Weird.)
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. (eh, haha!)
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs. (I have a few of those…)
When gameboy was a brick. (I still use mine!)
You did MASH to figure out your future (…What?! It’s fun!)

Way back Before we realized all this would eventually disappear,
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much?!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things
(Bold the ones that apply to you)
I was born 1996, and I still know most of these things. BLAME MY AUNT!

My names!
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Katie

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Katizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Red Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name):Alexis Bella (dont ask)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):Woekaael
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black Pop
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Aelitde

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Annette
6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Jag
… Random

now for semoehtnig intresitng...

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
A paralysed donkey walking by,
Kicked the copper in the eye,
Sent him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
(If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)

Girls: Comebacks for cheesy pickup lines!

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man "So, you wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right! I want you… to leave."
Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: Girl, you must be a theif because you just stole my heart!
Woman: Sory, you must have me mistaken for someone else; I only steal valuable things

-Pick the month you were born in-
January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-
1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A homo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are/did!- I shot a phone because that's how I roll, and because the voices told me to.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Selena Gomez
I Say Amy Lee of Evanessence
You Say Jonas brothers
I Say Linkin park
You Say Pop
I Say Heavy Metal
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I love it.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL.
So why bother?
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with all books, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

IM NOT RACIST BUT...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

When you dial a Mental Hospital...
RING...RING... Welcome to the Psychiatric Ward.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside instead,)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle.)

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sometimes)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 8

okay, so I got... a total of 27. with 11 more points on my guy side.

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she says she's ok don't believe it,
talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking?"