QwertyTheBard
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Joined 10-12-09, id: 2112707, Profile Updated: 06-03-10
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, Matrix, Doctor Who, World Ends With You, and Midnighters.

Hi, I'm Bard. And really, I suck at introducing myself, so I'm probably not gonna say much here...

As far as fandoms go, I tend to be kind of sporradic. I'll sink my teeth into pretty much anything with plot, be it anime or games or TV or movies or books, and thus I'll write for plenty of categories. Crossovers are made of yum, mostly because I like figuring out how to fit two completely different worlds together. I'm not really into romance, yaoi or no. I tend to like minor characters more than major ones. I enjoy music, the internet, and creativity in all its forms. I dislike suburbia, liars, and vegetables, especially lettuce. Lettuce is evil.

Right now, over the summer, I'm trying to write every day. My current project is a Doctor Who/Midnighters crossover, Laws of Physics, and I swear, I'm working on it as hard as I can. I may be a bit slow on updates, but rest assured, I am not letting this baby die. My other plot bunnies, my darling stories-in-progress incubating on my hard drive, include a TWEWY/Doctor Who cross (because both TWEWY and Doctor Who must eventually be crossed over with everything, TWEWY 'cause it's cool, DW 'cause it lends itself to crossovers), a TWEWY/Death Note cross, and a sequel to Blue (which I'm calling Red for rather obvious reasons). The TWEWY/DN cross is closest to happening, and you may see it during or after I'm done with Laws of Physics. The TWEWY/DW cross and Red will come afterwords.

Hope you enjoy my writings. Have fun!

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Intersection by Elesariin reviews
In which Doctor and his companions have a run in with the Doctor and his companions, and something goes very, very wrong. Takes place between The Girl in the Fireplace and Rise of The Cybermen, and between Vampires of Venice and Amy's Choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Binary Helix by flyingwyvern reviews
Chasing Mello is like chasing a dragon: only an idiot would do it. But it's a game, shared between them, and once you've played long enough, you can't let go. A serious multichaptered fic exploring Matt and Mello. Major spoilers. Complete, after all these years.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,942 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Problem by Elesariin reviews
Right after escaping the clutches of the weeping angels, the Doctor and Amy have a rather awkward conversation regarding his attitude toward her romantic advances. Implied 10/Rose. Takes place right before Vampires of Venice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Cards on the Table by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
The Joker is still leaving his card at crime scenes, but someone else is leaving a King of Clubs. But when they've been foiled, there is a Two of Hearts and a Jack of Hearts. Not my characters. AU. Some 10/Master. Jack is Jack. Surprisingly light.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Chair by Elesariin reviews
The Master wants the Doctor to sit down. He's asking politely. ... This can NOT be good. Missing scene for "End of Time." One-sided Master/10th, implied 10th/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Right in the Kisser by Amarielah reviews
In which Jack Harkness is attacked by a stranger with a chip on his shoulder.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward E., Jack H. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Gabi Howard reviews
Lucy Saxon can see another world, though she never leaves her cell. She may well be mad, but at least the girl in her mirror knows why...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Lucy S., Misa A. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
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Laws of Physics reviews
When the Doctor comes to Bixby, Oklahoma, to find out why seventeen people went missing in one night, he gets into more trouble than he bargained for, possibly more than he can handle. This town won't give up its secrets so easily...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Midnighters - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jonathan
Blue reviews
Morpheus has found a new recruit, a teenage boy from Shibuya. But Neku Sakuraba seems different from the others they've woken up...
Crossover - Matrix & World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Morpheus, Neku S. - Complete
Of Hats and Lollipops reviews
Kariya forgets to pack something essential when he goes on vacation, so he pops into a local candy shop to get it.
Crossover - Bleach & World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2009 - K. Urahara, K. Kariya - Complete