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"Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but people who never win, and never quit, are idiots."

-some guy on IFunny

Likes: Food, Earth, Space, God, Clouds, Technology, Humans (the nice ones), Dogs, Cats, Fish (yes, fish.), Dragons, Milk, Yellow, TMNT, and Teen Titans

Should probably put lasers in there somewhere, too...

...Oh! And anime. Lots and lots of anime...

Has an Obsession with: Angels

Dislikes: When my cat sits in front of my keyboard and won't let me type.

Favorite Animes: Sword Art Online, Death Note, Heaven's Lost Property, Clannad, Black Butler, Guilty Crown, and Blue Exorcist

Lives in: The Milky Way

Wants to live in: Heaven

Favorite Food: Butter with a baked potato on the side

Favorite Songs: change so often...

Is Currently Wearing: A T-shirt with angel wings on the back, pajama pants, and one snuggly hell of a bathrobe

Is Currently Drinking: Lemon Zinger Herbal Tea. Only with a mountain of sugar in it.

Talents: Drawing stick people comics, SSBB, Building Things, Fixing Things, Keeping Calm When Everyone Else Goes Insane (Notice how "writing" isn't in there...)

Wants to be good at: Actual Drawing, Guitar, Getting Up When I'm Supposed To

Pets: An Aqua Pet that hates my guts. I eventually had to put the poor thing down (I took the batteries out XD)

Drives: The INVEESIBL...BOAAT-MOBEEL!!!!

(now just where the hell did I park it...?)

Address: ... well, it's definitely not P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. (There is a legit dentist's office there)

Superpowers: ...let's move on.

Favorite video games: SSBB, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Supreme Commander (1, 2, and FA), Pokemon Sapphire, Sonic Riders, Kid Icarus Uprising, and Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. (Dos last too r friggin aresome)

Friends with: Some peeps.

Age: Too young to do half the fun stuff I want and too old to do the other half.

Sports: Love to watch them. But get me on the field and you can't tell the difference between me and a hockey puck.

SSBB skills: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

Animes That I've Watched (Thoroughly): (And these will be the English Names, for the most part) (Some might be ongoing, as well.)

Angel Beats

Clannad (and Afterstory)

Black Butler

Soul Eater

Sword Art Online

Highschool of the Dead

Attack on Titan

Chobits

Heaven's Lost Property

Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan

Heaven's Memo Pad

Samurai Champloo

Demon King Daimao

Death Note

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Date A Live

Blue Exorcist

Highschool DxD

Lucky Star

Fruits Basket

The Future Diary

Guilty Crown

Infinite Stratos

Beyond the Boundary

Black Rock Shooter

Hyouka

K-ON!

Another

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion (and r2)

Outbreak Company

Noragami

Problem Children are Coming from Another World, Aren't They?

Kill la Kill

Toradora!

K

Deadman Wonderland

Love, Chunibyo, and Other Delusions

Strike the Blood

Fate/Zero

The World God Only Knows

Durarara!!

Psycho-Pass

Free!

Darker Than Black

Oreimo

Black Bullet

D-Frag!

Nisekoi

Maoyuu Maou Yuusha

Aria the Scarlet Ammo

A Certain Magical Index

Tokyo Ghoul

Akame ga Kill!

Is This a Zombie?

Devil Is a Part-Timer!

Bladedance of Elementalers

The Qwaser of Stigmata

No Matter How I Look at It, It’s You Guys' Fault I’m Not Popular! (Watamote for short)

Namiuchigiwa no Muromi-san

I Don't Have Many Friends (Haganai for short)

Gosick

Fullmetal Alchemist

Anohana

No Game No Life

Spice and Wolf

Rail Wars!

Haiyore! Nyaruko-san! (and W)

Noucome

Trinity Seven

Gurren Lagaan

Amagi Brilliant Park

My Teenage Romantic Comedy SNAFU (Oregairu)

Hamatora The Animation

Nagi no Asukara (A Lull in the Sea)

Chaos;Head

Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic (and Kingdom)

Love Live!

Now complete with some stupid thing that I'm doing to test out how the polls work:

THE MONTHLY POLL!

Every month I will come up with some random question and carelessly slap a poll together for it, just to keep you folks on edge. Enjoy and participate!

I'll post the results for each poll below:

July 2013: Turns out not many people even know what Nickelback is. It's an old band.

August 2013: People like Nacho Cheese Doritos more than Cool Ranch... who would have guessed... *puts hand to chin and smiles menacingly*

September 2013: The Phoenix is the most favorite mythical creature. (Darn, I really wanted Angels to win...)

October 2013: Not really surprising that Facebook is highly preferred over Twitter.

November 2013: Skittles are better than MNM's! I knew it! AAAH NUUUUU IIIIET!

December 2013: I guess it was pretty obvious that anime would be better liked than cartoons...

January 2014: As it turns out, more coffee drinkers read my stories than tea drinkers. (Darn, I'm a tea guy...)

February 2014: Dubbed anime is preferred over subbed!

Yeah, no more.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. (Originally from Chibi-Aibou-Midna's Profile)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. No matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

oOoOoOoOoOoOo (Originally from Turquioseluv134's profile)

Samus: "Pit, do you I ever cross your mind?"

Pit: "No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose, me our your life?"

"My life."

(Samus runs away crying in shock and pain and Pit runs after her.)

And says:

"The reason why you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

(Samus looks at him while he wipes off her tears and smiles at her.)

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

(After hearing what Pit said to her, Samus cried tears of joy and hugged Pit.)

If you support SamusxPit, copy this to your profile :)

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