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Honor-Bound by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Shepard had thought it was over. The Reapers were defeated, at the cost of her life. Or so she thought. Now, Shepard is faced with the unknown yet again. For the first time, she found herself missing the Reapers...
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 347,701 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
Humans are lazy or are they scary? by robotgod456 reviews
Humans ... are one the most laziest species to ever grace the galaxy, or as others would say the most scariest species to ever exist should they get off their bums and do something.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2018 - Councilor Valern, Councilor Tevos, Councilor Sparatus - Complete
Stuck in a Landslide by Kingly Crimson reviews
With the Doomslayer being transported to the Chaos Realms after a scuffle with a revived Cyberdemon, It is now time for everyone to give their condolences. To the Demons of course. Warnings: Rated M for Sexual Themes in some Chapters as well as a lot of Blood and gore. (What did you expect. It's a Doom crossover with Warhammer for crying out loud!)
Crossover - Warhammer & Doom - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,083 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Daemons, Eldar, Grey Knights, Doomguy
Educational Decrees ad Nauseum by NoseyHeiffer reviews
How would the staff of Hogwarts handle the current educational reforms and requirements that today's teachers are facing? Imagine Sprout's tears, Flitwick-style explosions, Hooch's Homeric profanity. With Severus and Minerva as leaders, what happens to Umbridge when they all team up against her? This is dedicated to all my teacher friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Complete
Upon the Wings of Eagles by Solaris-Prime199 reviews
It is rare to find a Space Marine with a sense of Humor, but Sergeant Sigmund isn't just any Ultramarine. Set upon the Eve of Humanities greatest triumph over adversity. Within moments of completion of the Emperors greatest work. Sigmund and his men are cast from the Webway into a strange and new Galaxy. Plans within Plots abound. Set before the Horus Heresy. (OLD VERSION)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,072 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 9/23/2013 - OC, Shepard (F)
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 263,964 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
AN ANGRY STORY by jcdenton2012 reviews
ANGRY MARINES! FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! (warning story contains "some" swearing)
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,272 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
BRPD - Big Rok Polees Departmunt by Tau22 reviews
Sometimes, an ork craves to be un-orky. And sometimes, someone un-orky wants to behave a little bit too orky. On the Big Rok, both of these sides clash. And it's up to the BRPD to maintain something that very distantly resembles order. If you squint a little.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Orks, The Empire, Daemons, Eldar
The Devil's Own by Cain O'Phelan reviews
When a company of ODSTs drop on New Mombasa to reinforce the ground operations against the Covenant, they are caught in an inter-atmospheric Slipspace jump. Where that jump leads will take those men from notoriety, to legend.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,963 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Shepard (F)
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
ToyHammer Omake Collection by Rogue Vector reviews
A collection of Omake from ToyHammer, these stories just use the characters and setting, but not the plot of the storyline. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! Reviews and critiques will be much appreciated and the latter, rewarded!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,421 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009