Ivan was a murderer. Yao was a thief. And neither of them had any idea what they were getting into that night... RoChu AU, Suspense/Crime/Romance Rating may go up. Rated T for Yaoi in later chapters, character death... Summary sucks.

There is a list of rules for Hogwarts...but how did they come about? Why are students not allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" when going to see Professor Dumbledore, or paint houselves blue and call them smurfs? Find out here...