Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.

Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?

Harry has broken away from his chains after the Dursleys go too far. A simple desire to make a withdrawal from Gringotts leads to something much larger and exposes more than he ever knew about himself. A rushed, impulsive trip to America changes his entire life as he might have just found himself a true family to call his own.

When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.

The long awaited sequel to Another Little White Lie. Jim and the Enterprise crew are together and exploring, what could possibly go wrong? Well, it's Jim, so... yeah. Five year missions, space, old friends and new ones, a little Khan, a little Kodos, it's going to be an interesting ride!

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

Badboy!Blaine is a transfer to McKinley. Curiosity and courage: are these strong enough for Kurt to get past the new guy's scary exterior? And Blaine seems to have some, well, unusual skills, in a funhouse of a story where all is not always what it seems. With New Directions, Warblers, and Cooper. Enjoy!

Chloe tries to solve the riddle that is Lucifer Morningstar. Dan even manages to help. When mysterious ritualized killings start showing up, Chloe suspects Lucifer may know more than he lets on. Problem is, she doesn't know what she thinks she does. Lucifer Whump. Casefic with supernatural elements set starting early season 1.

Newt/Harry, Timetravel Shenanigans, Canon Divergent. His plan was to avoid changing the timeline. He knew he wouldn't be able to resist if the opportunity presented itself. So he fled to Africa, where opportunity found him instead.

When Blaine's phone rings constantly to voicemail, Kurt begins to get a little frustrated and concerned. With a little push from Burt, he finds himself at Blaine's front door, where he may be in for the shock of a lifetime and an entire new side to his boyfriend's family that he never could have imagined in his wildest dreams.

A life-changing discovery about two team members comes to light. I'm sorry for making you so long for the next chapter, but to make it up to you I've included Dave/Fran and plenty Spencer and Henry fluffy goodness!

Lucifer and Chloe work together to find missing children believed to have been taken by devil worshippers. Chloe helps Lucifer battle illness related to hellfire. Amenadiel and Lucifer track down escapees from hell - one major one in particular. Friendship build between characters. Slow build to Deckstar romance.

Ginny, Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves navigating a new challenge - adulthood. Follows the events of "The First Day". Features the rest of the Weasley family and the Holyhead Harpies.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Blaine stumbles into fame as a pop singer. Kurt has never been prouder of him, while he starts to taking on Broadway. But Blaine is a goober of epic proportions. "Blaine, it's really romantic you wrote a song for me, about me, and performed it in a concert. But you really are the King of Inappropriate Song Choices." Famous Klaine Love Story. Kelliot bromance.

Set before the Wells is Eobard reveal, will continue to the season finale with Auing and such. Prompt: Suddenly Kittens. Barry enters the cortex at Star Labs to discover absolute chaos. Adorable, adorable chaos. Chaos in the form of 27 metakitties.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

Loki's sending Thor gifts every 'Thorsday'. What could possibly happen? Chaos, of course! Mischevious!Loki. Also includes bits and pieces of Norse mythology. Now being REWRITTEN and EDITED.

Again, from the show, not the movie! My fix for the complete lack of any kind of emotion at the end of 'Brian Finch's Black Op'. I know what it was based on, but the ending really took away from the characters in my opinion. So I may have gone a tiny bit overboard but it seems like a badly needed tag scene. Please read and review!

Kurt Hummel has a shot at being Captain for the Slytherin Quidditch team if only he agrees to seduce and take Hufflepuff's star Keeper out of the picture before the first big game. And as luck would have it, Blaine Anderson has overcome many obstacles in his life, only to come out on top, but one he has never managed to get past...? His completely hopeless crush on Kurt Hummel.

Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU

"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"

Dean's just stupid. That's all he'll ever be in his father's eyes. He can't ever seem to do anything right. Pre-series, weechesters, sick!Dean, now a two-shot

WARNING non-con. Something horrible happens to Jim and it would be expected that his First officer along with the rest of his crew would be there for him. So much for rt!Kirk guilty Spock&Crew. K/S please review and no flames please.

A few months after coming back from Afghanistan, Tony finds out that he has cancer. Faced with that and other problems, what does he do? He hides behind Iron Man's mask and disappears from the world. For some time, the world almost forgets. The Avengers never get to meet Tony Stark, but someone is too curious for their own good. (sick!Tony, secret identity AU)

Here, I'll post the Oneshots I've mentioned in 'Thank God For Good Godfathers', playing in the same univers of course. Will show Tony at different ages, but most likely won't be in any order yet. I'll write them as I think of them, or you know, as I said before, you can suggest plot's if you want to see something specific

After capturing Loki, a strange anomaly happens, transporting the Helicarrier and everyone inside it into a different world. Trapped in our universe where they exist as mere characters, the Avengers and Loki must discover a way back home but they have to overcome obstacles first before they could return, those obstacles meaning their future, Thanos and everything in that universe.

Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?

Where Steve isn't nearly as confused by the future as he is by Tony Stark, Clint has an unhealthy obsession with sneaking and ceilings, and Tony has way too much fun trying out nicknames for everyone. Alternatively titled: The One Where Tony Rescues Clint, and Steve Doesn't Want to Be Adopted by an Idiot Genius.

Steve Rogers would say, rather fairly, that he's not surprised by anything anymore. Except that when he knocked on the door of Stark Mansion, it opened and a small boy was standing behind it. Very short kid!fic with father!Tony can be read as pre-stony or friendship.

The intensity of the close bond between the Winchester brothers inspires envy, awe, admiration, longing and even suspicion in outsiders. A series of stories told by individuals after unforgettable encounters with Sam and Dean.

Jim is 1/2 Veenan, an Empath & telekinetic. K/S starts at the academy & goes beyond, eventual MPREG in a way that makes biological sense. Based on challange from KS archive. Story is AU but will incorporate both movies.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Tony Stark was always small, but this was ridiculous! When Tony is hit by a spell that shrinks him to six inches tall, he trusts that his team will take care of him, only to discover that his trust might be misplaced... Of course, maybe they didn't feel as obligated to watch out for him since he wasn't really an Avenger.

First in the 'Insomniac Dreaming' series. Its 3am, do you know where your Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist is? Steve/Tony. Sleep deprivation takes all the sass out of Stark (Or at least most of it.) Slash. Stony.

Being married to Sherlock Holmes was going to be a lot different to just living with him. Which was ridiculous really, as Sherlock insisted vehemently that marriage would change absolutely nothing. Extremely fluffy snippets of the life of Dr. and Mr. Holmes-Watson, from newlyweds to retirement. So much fluff.

John has been turned into a child, Sherlock is not amused. Lestrade just finds it all hilarious.

A young Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes investigate The Mystery of the Wrecked Flowerbeds, which culminates in a change of someone's name. One-shot. Kid!lock.

(Academy Fic) Nyota's luck on academic assignment partners has finally run out. Or has it?

It is the day of Loki's trial but all is not as it appears, and by the end of it Thor's world lays shattered . Thor will need all the help he can get, and who better to aid him than Earths mightiest heroes as he begins a desperate search for someone he thought he had lost. BADASS LOKI and GUILTY THOR AND COMPANY. REVIEWS ARE LUV AND ONLY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM PLEASE!

When Tony Stark starts college he's only 15 years old. Once there he becomes quick friends with freshman Bruce and Clint, sophomores Natasha and Steve, and foreign exchange student Thor. Shield University has no idea what it's in for.

It's the Enterprise's first holiday season during their five-year mission, and the senior officers have taken to decking out the entire ship. Spock doesn't quite understand the logic in this, but by the time Christmas rolls around, is growing oddly accustomed to it. How...strange. (Mainly K/S, implied McCoy/Uhura.)

Bones can't help but listen when a young musician plays him a song on the street, and the young musician can't help but want to learn more about this irascible doctor he suddenly calls a friend. Musician/Coffeeshop AU McKirk with angst. Coauthored with Smill34.

It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron

The night after a trip to the planet Midnight, a mysterious noise in the TARDIS prompts Donna to investigate, though instead of anything dark and sinister, all she finds as a Doctor who cannot sleep. A short one shot.

Sam and Dean have been living the black and white life for as long as they've lived. And then comes a woman... a witch who comes and shakes up their world and makes them question the things they were taught. NOW COMPLETE

Captain Pike's crew consisted of the craziest, most brilliant men and women in the galaxy - none more so than his First Officer Jim Kirk. No one could agree on where Kirk came from or why he was there, but there was one thing they didn't argue about - they were glad he was on their side.

For an Avengerkink prompt. Tony's arc reactor is fairly invasive and must have other side effects beyond the palladium poisoning. What if, as a result, Tony is unable to respond to a call to Assemble but the team doesn't know why? Misunderstandings all around! Que angst and h/c!

He smiled because he was getting out, he was free. Free from the bores of everyday life, of the mind-numbingly dull society that he'd been forced to live in. No one could stop his escape, no one cared and he didn't mind. Sherlock Holmes smiled because he was going to kill himself and he couldn't wait. AU. Warnings for suicidal themes

Series-rewrite AU. John was a lot of things - brother, son, friend. Doctor. Former soldier. But the one thing that any Holmes couldn't have expected was the one thing he was best at: Mage. Rating for language. Illustrated version available at Archive of Our Own, same pen name, same title.

Amanda's officially done with Vulcan's crappy xenophobia, so she, Sarek, and Spock pack it up and move to Earth. This changes everything- but actually doesn't change much at all. Featuring: Tiny!Spock and Tiny!Jim. Mentions of child abuse later on, check chapters for individual warnings. AU.

Kurt starts working as a stylist on the popular teen drama "Dalton" just days after Ellen comes out of the closet. This story follows his relationship with Blaine Anderson, the star of the show. 90s!Klaine AU.

On days like this Natasha wishes she could do something but she cannot, so she observes Tony closely and helps him as much a possible. Today there is someone else to help, too.

Tarsus IV was a long time ago - a different life ago actually, if Jim's going to be a smartass about it. There are just some things you never forget, and some people you never forgive. Post STID.

NOW COMPLETE - This is a Request Fill for McRaider in TBoPE/LAWG 'verse. Jim is in a car accident on his way to work. He's seriously injured but still for the most part coherent, and panicked. Please see inside for a more complete summary.

Loki Odinson drowned one fateful winter in the year 1898. 115 years later, Tony Stark owns the house the Borrson family abandoned after their son's death. That should be that, but Tony's certain there is something odd about the house. Voices in the night, movement in the corner of his eye, the sound of footsteps, the smell of cigarettes. It's almost like someone's living with him.

"Mr. Stark, it's a pleasure." Slash. Tony/Loki

AU with the opening of Star Trek 2009 as a beginning. Central core of the story is Tarsus IV. James Tiberius Kirk survives despite being on the execution list.

He is Starfleet’s youngest captain. But he is untried, and inexperienced. What kind of captain will James Tiberius Kirk become? A story in three parts. Slow-building, will eventually be K/S.

Dean sees a classmate walking out in the freezing weather and feels bad not offering a ride. So he does, and he changes everything. Destiel

They all said the house was haunted, but Kurt didn't believe any of the stories and he didn't believe in ghosts, so there must be some other explanation as to why food and books are disappearing. When Kurt finds that explanation, he thinks he would have been less shocked if it really had been a ghost. He never expected to find a terrified, hazel-eyed boy living in his attic.

Blaine hates the winter. He's cold. That bone-deep, aching kind of cold that makes him want to just stop walking in the middle of the New York sidewalk and breathe until he can get warm again, but luckily his self-preservation instinct is stronger than that...

When Hollywood actor Dean Winchester gets caught up in a scandal that could threaten his career if exposed by the press his agent draws up a deal with the press. They won't expose the story if they can run a competition offering a date with Dean as the prize. Everything is fine until Dean meets the winner, Anna Milton, and her brother Castiel who Dean can't seem to stop looking at.

Kurt & Blaine are roommates in college. Blaine pulls long nights writing new music and Kurt makes him coffee every morning. Kurt's pretty sure he's in love and Blaine is clueless.

A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt

Tony gets kidnapped. Steve does his best to get him back. In which no one dies and there is cuddling. There's some torture, though.

The world doesn't know who Iron Man is. The world knows Tony Stark has been hiding from it for years. The world is Avengers' constant damsel in distress. The world is a strange place where a certain out-of-time Steve is lost; a place that he doesn't understand until he does. (AU fill for avengerkink prompt where Tony doesn't leave the Iron Man Suit)

It would just be a stereotypical summer fling, except for how it's not. Blaine and Sebastian reconnect during the summer following senior year, and their new found friendship develops into something neither of them is expecting. Seblaine. COMPLETE.

Sick and alone, Blaine's prepared to spend Christmas on the couch watching old films until an unexpected visitor at the door decides otherwise. AU where the break-up never happened. / Now a multi-chapter fic, by popular demand.

It was just a kiss; a scripted kiss, bound to happen between two characters that for some reason changed people's lives. But then it turned into soft lips moving against each other, catching fire and spinning the world. So in the aftermath it was never just a kiss after all, it was always so much more.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

It was an old nightmare, suppressed for years; because what good did it do to dwell on the past? It wouldn't change anything. Until one day, it wasn't the past anymore. The nightmare had come back to life, the monster had come out of the closet, and he'll need his friends, now, more than ever before. Tarsus warnings apply.

Kurt is only 30 years old and he's already a widower. But Blaine wouldn't let him drown in sorrow, so he had left Kurt letters to help him through the grief. - Don't be deceived! There's lots of Klaine and lots of fluff. But it's better not to read it while listening to the Break-Up songs (or any sad songs, just to be on the safe side), so be warned.

AU, present time. Kurt Hummel is 28 and has been living in New York for ten years now. He has a good job, nice apartment and two best friends: Sebastian and Cooper. Blaine, Cooper's 17-year-old brother, comes to spend the summer... Age-gap fic, based on a kink-meme prompt; there's no innocence kink here.

Two years after Sherlock's death, John comes to find him on the sofa. Wounded and ill, Sherlock is convinced he's hallucinating and refuses to share any details about Moran or the fact that Mycroft has been compromised. That doesn't stop John from stepping up and taking care of the last of Moriarty's web, BAMF-style. Johnlock.

AU. A decade after high school Kurt Hummel is a famous Broadway star. On a plane trip to London he is seated next to a man by the name of Blaine Anderson. There's an instant connection.

Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?

Kurt Hummel is the host of his own popular talk show. When Grammy award winning musician Blaine Anderson makes a guest appearance on his show, Kurt gets more than just an interview out of it.

The one person who was always there for Blaine was his older brother Cooper. Cooper was there for twenty key times in Blaine's life when Blaine needed him. And the one time Cooper needed someone, Blaine was there for him.

Peter and El accept the responsibility for taking care of six year old Neal Caffrey, but unfortunately, the little guy has seen things that put him in danger.

Renowned best-selling author, Lucas Scott is moving to New York to extend his creative abilities and write a screenplay. He's drawn into the tantalizing world of the young, rich and beautiful, but is this the life he really wants? AU LP

Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.

AU in which Kurt never goes to spy on the Warblers. Kurt and Blaine first meet when Cooper takes his younger brother to a strip club on his 18th birthday. That evening, a chance encounter leads both boys down a path that is more than they bargained for.

When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings

A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.

He had been saying for quite some time now that he would pop in on one of her classes one day. So she really shouldn't have been surprised. In her defense, he might not have mentioned it in HER timeline yet.

"Hello, Mum! Dad! How would you two like to go to Space Vegas?"

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

Harvey and Mike start leaving each other notes around the office if they're too busy to talk. NOT slash.

Lucas Scott is sent to write an article on a new band. Spending time in the company of Peyton Sawyer, the band's manager, changes his outlook on life, yet is the risk worth it? And is it really possible to fall in love in two months?

The Doctor is locked in a sensory deprivation tank and needs human contact to recover. Amy/Doctor/Rory

After a long and happy life together, Jim has died and Spock struggles to learn how to live without him. K/S, written for the LJ comm ksrelativity. Complete.

Wherein Rory is a perfectly competent nurse and the Doctor makes a lousy patient.

"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.

A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.

Modern Day AU: To the world at large, Jim Kirk is a best selling author. He also has a secret life, one that involves mystery and intrigue and doing things you wouldn't want your mother to know about. Now with 100% more K/S!

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

My submission to Happy Trekmas on LJ, based on this prompt: Spock & Jim are teaching at the Academy between missions, completely ignoring their mutual attraction. Jim, in a pigtail-pulling sort of way, is coaching cadets to hack the Kobayashi Maru

Captain Kirk has a garden. Like Kirk, there's more to his garden than his crew might imagine.

Sequel to 'The In-Between Times'.The consequences of the financial cuts mean many changes for the BAU.Gideon has left and has his own road to travel.Max,Arthur and Don still have roles to play in the lives of the team and their absent colleagues.

The first year after the battle.

First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.

A sequel to Absolution. If you haven't read Absolution, this story may not make total sense. It starts immediately after the events Absolution. Snot-of-the-Dragon found a error in ch 1 which I have fixed. Thanks SotD!

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

Captain Kirk is kidnapped and held hostage. Once he's rescued, he can only overcome the mental and physical injuries with the help of all those who love and care for him.

AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.

The aftermath of the Tobias Henkel case.Spencer is on sick leave but has to come to terms with his past experiences to begin to truly heal.A psychologist and a psychiatrist are assigned to help him explore his past life in order to cope with the present.