hey i ONLY wright glee

the only one that in place is finchel the next are random

couples i ship:

#1 finchel

#2 samcades

#3 klane

#4 brittana

#5 roryXsuger

the cuples i DO NOT WILL NOT SHIP

puckelberry

fuinn

st.berry

anything with out finchel together

kurtofsky

and quick

I'm a complete and total gleek! If you are too and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: rumpelurina gleekgirl635 gleegirl23

If you yelled "No one likes you Jesse! Now go back to Vocal Adrenaline so Rachel can be with Finn!" copy and paste to your wall.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

You know your obsessed with Glee when...

Once the recap person says, "And that's what you missed on Glee" at the beginning, you get angry and yell, "I missed nothing you ignorant slob! Shut up and show me my boyfriend!" YESS!!!

You say things, then stop and go, "Wow, that was so harsh, it was almost Sue." yes and i think it to ppl when they something like it to me.

You start thinking of your personality in terms of whether you are a Rachel, Quinn, Emma, Mercedes, or Tina I'm sooo RACHEL! I like getting what I want.

When someone mentions Cheerio's, you think of the cheerleading team, not the breakfast cereal Yes!

You will never think of the "Single Ladies" dance the same way again! Yes

you wish you and your friends could spontaneously break out in perfectly choreographed song and dance to express your feelings If only...

You argue with your friends about which couples you ship - Quinn/Finn and Rachel/Puck or Quinn/Puck and Rachel/Finn Oh god yeah. There is never a day i have an agruement and then after i yell FINNCHEL FOREVER!!!

You secretly want to go to Lima, Ohio. Yes! when my friend went to Ohio i told her to find a show choir!

You've now know most songs in the top Broadway shows Oh yeah,now I have days were i go on youtube and just look up wicked,west side story and everyother musical.

"Slushie Facial" takes on a whole new meaning Yep, I really want one right now.

You find your bank account a bit lower because you buy ALL of the Glee songs as soon as they come out. I had $75 on Itunes from christmas and saved it till April!

You wonder how on God's green earth you ever hated musicals before this show. I never have, Glee made me realize how isolated i was from the world!

You start dreaming about where you'd be in the GLEE club if you went there. EVERY NIGHT!

You actually start missing high school, if only to go to show choir. I'm not in high school but i tell people im in glee club.(its actually chorus but dont tell 'em.)

You've Tivo'ed, DVRed, Hulu'ed all the episodes of Glee and know all the songs by heart. I own the first 13 and have the back nine Tivo'ed

You read/write/review GLEE fanfiction. I read, write and review.

You're at school and start thinking "What would Rachel Berry do?"Did you see my meltdown after we messed up in our production of Beauty and the Beast?!? That was PURE Rachel Berry.

You've spent over 30 worth of Glee ringtones. I just got a the glee ending don't stop believin fiewor llm and billanar.

You follow the entire cast on Twitter. That's the only reason i got one.

you own an "I'm a gleek" t-shirt I DO i have rachel's team finn shirt!

Chuck Norris Facts: Finchel Style

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Fincheltatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Finchel

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Finchel moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Finchel" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Ian Brennen and Ryan Murphy once worked as weathermen for the San Diego evening news. Every night they would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Finchel.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Finchel shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Finchel."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Finchel.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Finchel never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Finchel.

All roads lead to Finchel. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Finchel... Just kidding, Finchel is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Finchel shippers.

Only Finchel can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Finchel shipper.

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Finchel shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Finchel … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Finchel.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Finchel juice.

Some people say that Finchel is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead

Rachel: Do you think I'm pretty?

Finn: No.

Rachel: Do you like me?

Finn: No.

Rachel: Do you think my eyes shine?

Finn: No.

Rachel: Do you live for me?

Finn: No.

Rachel: Do I ever cross your mind?

Finn: No.

Rachel: Do you want me?

Finn: No.

Rachel: Choose--me or your life.

Finn: My life.

Rachel runs away in shock, but Finn stops her.

Finn: I don't think you're pretty, I think you're GORGEOUS!

I don't like you, I LOVE you!

I don't think your eyes shine, they DAZZLE!

I don't live for you, I would DIE for you!

You never cross my mind, because you're ALWAYS on my mind!

I don't want you, I NEED you!

I chose my life because you ARE my life.

FINCHEL FOREVER!

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to."It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.""I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''"My mommy loves white roses."A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life- assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.Now you have 2 choices:1) Repost this message.2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

My fave Glee Lines!!

1.Finn: Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

2.Puck: OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room? you need to ask out Rachel tonight take her out on one of those romantic movies that makes you have a vigina if you watch the whole way through.your in New York the city of love.

3.Sam: I thought that was Paris?. (with food in mouth)

4. Sam: If I was in love with a girl and I was'nt homeless i'd totally go for it!.

5.Kurt: She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!.Santana:SIT DOWN!

6.Brittany to Lord Tubbington:You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.

7.Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

8.Lauren: I look like a lemon meringue pie.
Brittany: I think you look delicious.

9.Santana: The only straight I am is straight up bitch.

10.Sandy: You just got poked. Poked by the Dagger

11.Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.

12.Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

13.Emma: Please don't tell Will.
Holly: No of course not. My lips are sealed. Just like your legs. Wow, gosh, sorry, how rude. Why did I say that? You know a real doctor would have never said that.

14.Rachel: It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink!

15.Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

16.Blaine: I'd say "bye," but I wouldn't wanna make you angry

17.Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

18.Mr.Shue:Whats your favourite song?. Brittany:My Headband.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.
20.Sue [on Sam: I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.
21.Puck: Dude, that haircur makes your mouth look even bigger.

22.Santana: Holy SweetHell! They're fooling around! I KNOW what cheating looks like, I do it all the time.

23.Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful.

24.Brittany: That's my man and his legs don't work!

25.Puck: Are you ready for this?
Rachel: LETS KICK SOME ASS!!!!

26.Santana: Screw her. She put me on the bottom of the pyramid

27.Finn: We used to be best friends.
Puck: Before I got your girlfriend pregnant and made out with your other girlfriend.

28.Karofsy: Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song. It's weird.
Puck: Maybe it won't so weird when I go Tik Tok on your face.

29.Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.

30.Brittany: Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.

31.Finn: Are we a part of something special, you and me?
Rachel: Yes.
Finn: I love you.

32.Brittany : I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee.

33.Kurt: You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.

34.Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.

35.Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.

36.Finn: I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.

37.Kurt: You have issues with me being gay.
Finn: No. I have issues with the fact that you don't understand that 'no means no.'

38.Finn: When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.

39.Santana: Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay.

40.Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you got paralyzed.

41.Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

42.Kurt: I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

43.Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.

44.Puck: I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.
Mercedes: Me and you would not work out. You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues.

45.Rachel: In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.Artie: You had me at sex tape. How can I help?

46.Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.

47.Brittany: I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary

48.April: Will Schuester?!? I just had a sex dream about you.

49.Puck: I am not down with this. I like being a dude.

50.Finn: I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar

51.Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

52.Rachel: You can kiss me if you want to. Finn:I want to.

53.Rachel Berry, will you marry me?

54.Sue: You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche

55. Finn: I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.

56.Becky: I, Becky Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley High School... you may be wondering why I sound like the Queen of England. It's simple: in mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters.

57.Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head?

58.Narrator: Tonight's special is brought to you by Breadstix, now with even more breadsticks!

59.Santana: Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.

60.Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first

61.Rachel: Where's my bling?

62.Artie: It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.

63.Finn: Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

64.Sam: Do you know the song "Jack and Dianne" by John Mellencamp?
Quinn: Please don't sing.
Sam: My favorite lyric is this one, hold on to sixteen as long as you can.

65.Santana:Welcome back Lisa Renna

66.Santana: I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar

67.Santana: It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.

68.Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

69.Puck: She's the one who got away. Really, really slowly.

70.Burt: You're gay. You're not like Rock Hudson gay. You're really gay. You sing like Diana Ross and you dress like you own a Magic Chocolate Factory.

80. Rachel to Sunshine: I'm gonna hug you know

puck dude how many tennis ball can you fit in their ( his mouth )

Lines from GLEE live

1. Brittany to Blaine: Your Hot Im Hot..We Should Make Out? Kurt: Brittany Are YOU tryin to steal MY man??

2. Brittany: You Look Like A male Peacock Who Likes Other Male Peacocks

Soundtrack of my life... Using songs sang in Glee!!

Yes... I'm a Gleek! Big time!

Opening Credits: dont rain on my parade

Waking Up: we are young

First Day at School: stareo hearts

Falling in Love: shake it out

Fight Song: imagine ( noy very good)

Break Up: mean ( or get t right )

Prom Night: perfect

Life: dont go braking my heart

Mental Breakdown: defying gravity (kurt rachel)

Driving: time warp

Depression: big girls dont cry i was like plz bg girls dont cry then lol when iy came up

Flashback: cell bolck tango

Getting Back Together: just the way you are

Wedding: marry you

Birth of a Child: we got the beat

Staying Strong: rolling in the deep

Final Battle: dont stop

Funeral Song: damn it janet

Final Credits: dont stand so close to me/ young girl

i have 43 non christmis glee song sooo ya no repets for me