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Joined 10-02-09, id: 2102882, Profile Updated: 10-13-09

A description of me? Well, I suppose I tend to gravitate to the Harry Potter fandom more than any other. I rather like a large variety of stories, and I like to think that I have a high standard for the quality of the fanfiction I read though there are those stories that I know are bad yet I read them anyway.

I'm not a huge fan of crossovers, but there are those I can enjoy if they are written well and are parodies. I tend to prefer Adventure based stories, and I really like AU stories and Time Travel fics. I would have to say that my current favorite story would be "Wastelands of Time" by Joe. One of the most creative tales out there, and it actually has likable original characters in the story which is always a nice change. If you haven't read it yet and are thrown off by the summary and first few chapters...I would suggest sticking it out because it all makes sense later on and the story gets amazingly awesome in later chapters.

Though out of all the fanfiction I've ever read, I'd say the story I like most isn't even a story. It is written as a book on magical theory. "Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling" written by Taure is a wonderful and very different look at magical theory which comes close to mirroring my own views on magic in the Harry Potter world. I don't care for the idea of power being related to size of a magical core nor to I like the idea that a wizard can run out of magic.

I don't really have any pairings I absolutely hate with the exception of Harry/male character. I'm not a fan of slash when it involves Harry or Albus. I refuse to believe Albus Dumbledore is gay. I, prefer, to believe that he was in love with his sister Ariana, and the reason Aberforth wanted to quit Hogwarts and stay at home so Albus could leave was largely due to the fact that he walked in on Albus diddling their sister. I further postulate that Gellert finds out about Albus and Ariana thus we have the fight between Albus, Gellert, and Aberforth which leads to an opportunity for Gellert to kill the competition in a way that cannot be traced back to him. Does that make me weird?

I tend to prefer offbeat pairings. I find very few people write quality fanfiction these days in certain pairings for instance Harry/Ginny is a ship with very few good stories in it, and Harry/Hermione and Harry/Tonks have lost a lot of quality writers over the years as well. Though, in general, it is my belief that the standards of fanfiction writing have dramatically increased over the years thanks to a few exceptional authors. I've been around the community for awhile i.e. since right before GOF came out, but I just recently felt like creating an account mostly because I'm thinking about trying my hand at writing a story...I'm not sure if the writing quality will be that great or if the concept will be that great either, but there is one in the works on my computer right now.

My favorite characters in Harry Potter are without question Harry, Albus, Severus, Luna, Fleur, Hagrid, Fluffy, Hermione (Pre-HBP) and the twins. I tend to prefer characters to be slightly off. I probably enjoy slightly insane Harry a bit too much. I don't mean murderous insanity just a healthy disregarding of logic and reality. Mostly, I enjoy it in stories where Harry and Hermione are the main focus especially if Harry is doing things with magic that go against the rules of magic much to the annoyance of Hermione since she can't do nifty spells like Harry can, and it messes with her beloved rules.

Fanfiction Peeves: Soul bond, rape of Harry's girlfriend, Dumbledore bashing, Mary Sue, muggles, Slash and by Slash I mean Harry isn't Slash and he most certainly doesn't walk around with a guitar and a cool hat, an unloony Luna, Ron being a master of strategy because he is good at chess (last time I checked Generals aren't world chess champions), random and pointless trips around the globe, vampires that are super powerful, and killing off characters like Snape in lame ways...it takes more than a snake to kill a competent wizard. Also, just so we are all clear if you are using OWL scores from canon then Hermione is not some genius...she wouldn't even qualify as being as smart as James, Sirius, etc. much less being as smart as Snape, and don't even attempt to compare any of the people in canon on the same level as Tom or Albus unless it is Harry. In fact, unless I'm remembering things wrong didn't Percy have higher OWL scores than her?

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Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6223 - Favs: 12,783 - Follows: 15,323 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry Potter and the World Beneath by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,741 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 5,574 - Follows: 6,200 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 8,048 - Follows: 10,778 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam reviews
DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 225,673 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Sixth Year: The Steps Toward The End by scaryisntit reviews
After losing Sirius, Harry resolves to himself to become stronger, revive the DA and create his own 'army'. In one of the most trying year of his life, Harry will need everything he and his friends can offer to overcome the trails and tribulations before him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 302,480 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Harry P.
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 10,840 - Follows: 12,057 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Out of the Depths by Mordac reviews
My take on the Slytherin!Harry genre. What if Harry's less-than-happy childhood had left him more jaded than canon? No pairings, and you won't find any eleven year olds talking as if they were at a Renaissance fair here either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,762 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Theodore N., Daphne G.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,514 - Follows: 10,126 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Sitra Ahra by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
On the night of Halloween 1981, Harry Potter vanished for eight years, reappearing at a Muggle orphanage with no recollection of his past. The deck stacked heavily against him, Harry arrives at Hogwarts, his past the key to the present’s brewing storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 363,743 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P.
Nihilism by LilaKatze reviews
He could not see the heart. It did not exist. That much he was sure of. But who was the pale, black-winged man who appeared in his dreams? And why did he want Harry to find a girl whose life was completely separate from his own? T for later violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 4,423 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Someone to Love by The Ferryman reviews
Honks. what if Ginny died at the Battle of Hogwarts and Tonks lived? Riddle is dead, the battle won, but the war is not yet over. Two grieving people have one chance to clean up the MoM for good, the clock's ticking, while caring for a baby half-werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 138,383 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Ambient by Caliburn reviews
The British magical community is on the verge of collapse. Two factions at war for what's left of society, Hermione's fled the country, Ron's losing himself, Tonks is dying, Luna's been murdered & Harry's living alone in Gringotts. A Harry Potter Mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,842 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Brian's Bits by Brian64 reviews
A collection of drabbles and shorts that don't have their own story... at least not yet. You can expect to see Harry as the main character, and you won't find any m/m slash inside, or anything explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,624 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Harry P.
A Story of Hallows and Horcruxes by Johnny Farrar reviews
A fast-paced action thriller that chronicles Harry's journey as he seeks to destroy the Horcruxes. Follow Harry Potter as he faces desertion from friends, courts allies amidst enemies and traverses through a quagmire of uncharted and undefined magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,386 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Stranger Than Fanfiction by Brian64 reviews
With Dumbledore ignoring him, Snape and Umbridge tormenting him, and unwanted visions from Voldemort as well; Harry turns to the Room of Requirement for help and finds something very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Fictional by Dark-Syaoran reviews
The dictionary defined fiction as thus: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story. The act of feigning, inventing, or imagining. Yes, Harry thought, this defined him nicely. Harry Potter & Fate/Stay Night Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,251 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Harry P., Saber
Harry Potter and the Lords of Magic I by Taure reviews
Massively AU. Assume nothing. Harry Potter is born into a very different world than the one in canon. A world where the Greats of history walk among mere men. A world where power is all that matters, and young Harry Potter is a commodity desired by many.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,876 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Soul of a Chimera by TheDivineDemon reviews
A young Harry Potter's scar is ripped open and a friend makes a sacrifice to save him. Harry Potter becomes something more, something with so much soul. Eventual HxF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,983 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Ex Sanguis OLD VERSION by Aytheria reviews
DISCONTINUED. Old Version. See new version under same name for edited and updated story and story summary . Thanks. xoxRia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,050 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 7,287 - Follows: 8,339 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
The French Affair by SeriousScribble reviews
All is not well: After the Final Battle, Harry’s life has settled down and left him unsatisfied. But suddenly, there’s a murder, and a chance meeting with the beautiful Fleur Delacour changes things completely… Intrigues and secret projects abound. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,201 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Escape to Darkness by kmfrank reviews
After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,065 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Gellert G.
Of Harry and Harry by joe6991 reviews
What does it take to end a war? For Harry Potter, the last throw of the dice would count for all. Bargains have been struck and the road to Hell has been paved with the regret of the guilty. A war may end, but a new one will begin...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P.
Beyond Grave Peril by Random Shinobi reviews
Even when stranded in a strange world, Harry continues to make waves. Friends are scarce, but there is no shortage of those who would like to see him drown in the swell of his own making. And what are the true motives of the beautiful Summer Lady?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,734 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Aurora
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 5,494 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,597 - Follows: 9,826 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Bleached by bluminous8 reviews
AU- It seems that even in Death Harry is never given a break. His soul ends up in Rokungai where his past prevents him from moving forward. Will he learn to let go?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,941 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Yoruichi S.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Project M by Water Mage reviews
After waking up on an alternate Earth Harry is tested and experimented on. They tried to turn him into a weapon. But he was no ones weapon. Not anymore. Where does he fit in this new world where things and people are a bit more...ultimate. HP/Marvel xover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Vampire Slayer by Hawky21 reviews
AU after Ootp and set in Season 3 of BTVS. During the final battle with Voldemort, a seventeen year old Harry Potter is thrown into the Slayer dimension due to some unstable magic. There, Harry must accept that the fight against darkness will never be ove
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,076 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Buffy S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
Betrayal by WolfbrotherTitan reviews
A foolish mistake has drastic consequences and painful decisions will follow, but out of pain and darkness can come joy and light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,371 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter: Abjuration by Surarrin reviews
Whether Dumbledore's man, or The White Court's Pet Wizard, Harry Potter can never escape outside control. From being the BoyWhoLived, to The White Court's errand boy everything is always out of his control. HPxDresden Crossover Pre BloodRites
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 85,755 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Harry P.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Three Wizards by poufellyanah reviews
Young Albus Dumbledore, in desperate need of a proper friend, devises a spell to bring powerful wizards to him—only, he just might have been a tad overzealous. Result: the temporal displacement of Harry Potter and Tom Riddle to the year 1912.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Albus D., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Magic Unleashed by Sooner90 reviews
Harry was rescued from the ruins of the cottage in Godric's Hollow by the family elf. His is raised in seclusion with only the house elf and a ribald portrait for company. Follow Harry as he learns about magic and life outside his sheltered hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,334 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Snakecharmer by Krahae reviews
During the summer after the Tri-Wizard, Harry is faced with the reality he has more on his shoulders than just the title Boy-Who-Lived. An unlikely alliance promises him help in understanding his role, but the cost is not common coin. Post 4th, mild AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Collection of Challenges by vlad the inhaler reviews
Various one-shots that I've written over time. No storyline, just lulz.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
One Last Chance by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Harry dies in the Battle of Hogwarts, to wake up in the 1970's: His Parent's Hogwarts Year. Armed with memories of the future he will do all he can to stop Voldemort. That is his goal, and this is his chance. His last chance. HarryNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,107 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,827 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Buttons Everywhere! by Jesagon reviews
Harry changes everything when he enters the magical world, pieces from his life and those around him during his years at Hogwarts. And the buttons? They're magical, and they are everywhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Outlaw by Surarrin reviews
The Wizarding World can stand for a lot of things. There are a few thing's it can't stand for. Like a Pureblood being killed by their own family. Draco Malfoy fled to parts unknown, and it's Harry's job to track him down and bring him back to justice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P.
Snitch Game by Silens Cursor reviews
One evening, Harry's in a bit of a tight spot, so he travels over to the Hog's Head for a drink. What he gets is advice about sex in the wizarding world from none other than Nymphadora Tonks. Rated for mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Goblet of Mist by Poorfox reviews
Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts begins on a darker note, and he's forced to leave behind what little innocence he has left. War is coming. For some people it's already here. Just Harry just isn't good enough any more. It's time to live up to the legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,432 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Strength of Will, Power of Knowledge by Phantom of the Library reviews
At the end of Harry’s second year, he was exposed to something… amazing, and a boy’s natural curiosity evolves into a thirst to understand magic. A more determined Harry Potter starts his third year ready to take on the wizarding world. HarryxGirlNoSlash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,456 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P.
Lost Soul by Perspicacity reviews
Bad things are going down in Chicago, bad supernatural things. So what's new? A green-eyed mage from Britain arrives and hires Dresden to locate something. Once again, Dresden finds himself caught up in matters above his pay grade. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 252 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Potter Conspiracy by darklordmike reviews
Slightly AU, post-GOF. A Harry/Parvati epic. Civil war is coming to wizarding Britain, and Harry's role will be a complicated one. Very manipulative Dumbledore, with some revisions to early canon. Harry will have a backbone in this one. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,011 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Parvati P.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 230 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 5,520 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 371 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Lord of War by AfroJedii reviews
AU. Left in the wake of the second coming of the Dark Lord, Harry Potter emerges from Azkaban and sets forth events that will change both the wizard and muggle world forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 10,292 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Silence Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Su Li plays a subtle game of power - but Harry never plays to lose. Harry/Su Li, the first of its kind, and NOT appropriate for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 209 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 5,413 - Follows: 1,387 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,234 - Follows: 5,635 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Rustlings in the Dark by Neisseria reviews
Alternate fourth year: a forgotten foe plagues Hogwarts and Harry is left trying to solve the mystery as he is plunged into another adventure. Harry/Padma
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,549 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Harry P., Padma P.
Diamond Skies by SophieRoss reviews
After the final battle in DH, Harry returns to Hogwarts to sort through Dumbledore's inheritance. In an odd journey, he has to face past decisions, losses, and failings - friends and foes reputed to be dead will be the least of his worries. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,918 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Countdown by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry is alone. He has a bloody score to settle. And it is the day before the end of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Sister, Mine by SeriousScribble reviews
Hope. Peace. He was supposed to be so much. But destiny took a path no one ever foresaw, and now he will have to decide – and really, who could blame him if he forsook them all, for a look from her green eyes, for the soft touch and the sweet voice… H/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 242 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Katie B.
Rewriting The Song by Silens Cursor reviews
She believed he couldn't change. Discovering his true heart's desire made him want to try. Can Severus Snape reclaim what was lost before it's too late? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,320 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8348 - Favs: 10,466 - Follows: 5,420 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 294 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unknown Memories by Fission25 reviews
Harry begins his quest to change the future of death and destruction he's foreseen. Not yet realizing what the consequences of his actions will be, he becomes the catalyst for a new revolution. 4th year AU, Harry/Katie Bell
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,349 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Katie B.
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 155 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Clockface, Weighted and Weary by nuhuh reviews
Post DH. When Dumbledore gives Harry a choice between life & death in King's Cross station, he chooses a third option. Now Harry faces stopping two wars before they even happen, because he can't accept what is in store for the world. HarryAriana.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Albus D., Harry P.
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 3,344 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
A New Kind of Magic by Tehan.au reviews
This is why you keep your muses under control, kids. Harry gets stuck in the past, and learns an ancient and noble art. Unabashedly fluffy and pointless, but in a good way. Now with added present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Taste of Blood is Sweet by Heather Sinclair reviews
Driven over the edge, Cho Chang enters into a world of death and depravity, where Harry is more than happy to escort her through. Not your typical Cho. Summer after 4th year. H/Cho
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 150 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Cho C.
Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by Heather Sinclair reviews
Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Natural Animagus by wsbenge reviews
Harry is sent to the Dursleys, but due to a natural proclivity for cat animagus transformations, goes to live with the kneazles at Mrs. Figg's a few weeks before he is 2 years old. He spends years as a kneazle, before his association with Ginny Weasley h
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,097 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
For Want of a Wand by vlad the inhaler reviews
Incredible, how a single change in history can lead to a whole new world. For Harry Potter, all it takes is a wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,897 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
In Reflection by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry reflects on the horrors that hindsight brings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
The Rise of the House of Rookwood by vlad the inhaler reviews
Augustus Rookwood, unspeakable and Death Eater, discovers the prophecy. How ironic, that Dumbledore and Voldemort should grant him a destiny even greater than their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Harry P.
Alchemical Reactions by Mirror Behind the Wall reviews
AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,486 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P.
The Doorway to Dawn by Kensington reviews
Sirius Black fell through an unnaturally shaped redstone doorway during the Battle of the Ministry. Now it calls to Harry. A HP/WoT xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,262 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Egwene A.
The Black Wizard by Azraeos reviews
A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,847 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005
All Problems Solved by Ruskbyte reviews
The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Apprentice by kmfrank reviews
In the midst of the battle in the Department of Mysteries in Harry's fifth year, he is knocked into a large hourglass and hit with five Killing Curses from the Death Eaters. He wakes up in the streets of an unfamiliar London. Where is he? What happened
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,040 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Defiance of the Hero by joe6991 reviews
The Hero Trilogy, Part Two. Whether he survives or not, Harry Potter has changed the very nature of magic forever. Alone and bereft, the Boy Who Lived will learn that his enemies are not gone, but have evolved, and that power does not grow, but consumes..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 350,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Thank God You're Here: VotN by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
One-shots from the "Thank God You're Here" thread over at DLP. TGYH is an improv game of sorts, where members challenge one another to write a one shot using a specific theme or guideline. Usually intended to be original or to gross out the reader.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2008
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,923 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Gift of the Magi by Headmistress X reviews
In the summer following Deathly Hallows, Harry and Professor McGonagall take a short break from saving the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Master Slytherin reviews
COMPLETE. H/Tracey. The diary left more than battle wounds. Voldemort's ingenuity planned for more than Harry initially assumed. The time has come when he must pierce the shades of grey that colour the Wizarding World. A fast-paced, psychological thriller
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,099 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of the Hero by joe6991 reviews
The Hero Trilogy, Part One. After the tragedy of his fifth-year, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts and to a war that will shake the Wizarding and Muggle worlds to their very core. Peace rests on the edge of a sword, and on the courage of Harry alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 338,022 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 5,040 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Litany of Blood by jon3776 reviews
The brother wands had a farther reaching affect than anyone could have predicted. Harry's fifth year will be a time filled with vampires, ancient magics, new love, and the most dangerous thing in the world-a woman scorned...HFleur and HGirl!blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,377 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4774 - Favs: 4,872 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
The Greatest Headmaster of Hogwarts by z'yiandria reviews
He'll be studying under the greatest headmaster Hogwarts has ever seen: Albus Dumbledore. And so Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts, keenly watched by the one person who has heard a hint of the future in store for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,202 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
Sistat Inter Bitu pe Marvos by Cervus reviews
Post HBP: Harry receives a last message from Dumbledore, and decides to go off alone to hone his skills in anticipation of his struggle with Voldemort. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,693 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Harry P.
A Veela Involved Series of Unfortunate Events by Shezza reviews
Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 345 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Veneficus by Surarrin reviews
Following the wake of Dumbledore's death the days when Harry Potter could say he felt at ease were over, what was left was nothing but uncertainty. With that as motivation he threw the everything to the wind, in order to be certain about one thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Harry P.
Cult of Personality by tradiferis reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart had one, as did Grindelwald, and Voldemort. Now Harry Potter has one as well. HarryPadma. PostHBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Enigma at Work by BlueMagikMarker reviews
Abandoned. Harry's life changes when he's asked to join the Unspeakables. Forget Hogwarts! Follow Harry as he takes his destiny into his own hands with the help of the secret organization. What is Voldemort planning... and what's this about the Quibbler?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,985 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
In Light of Silver Memories by Taliath reviews
Dumbledore's portrait wakes up at last to have one final chat with Harry. In order to aid the teen in his quest to destroy the Horcruxes, Dumbledore transfers his knowledge, wisdom, and experience. This chat will have unforeseen consequences in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 276 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Broken Soul by wheatear reviews
What exactly is the nature of a soul? And when Lord Voldemort so willingly split his own soul in half, what damage did he do to himself?
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
In A Galaxy Far Far Away by marietsy2 reviews
HPSGA Xover Harry and Ron investigate the hidden sections of Hogwarts and what they find will be beyond their imagination. What happens when the strongest Wizard in the Wizarding World gets transported across the Galaxy along with his plucky best friend?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,195 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 462 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., John S.
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 146 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Secret of the Male Veela by Mrriddler reviews
DISCONTINUED AU GoF. Harry Potter is revealed to be the first Male Veela in a millennia. Is he up to the challenge of being the 'one? NO SLASH, powerful, political, intelligent Harry. HMulti with Fleur, Lavender, others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,332 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Link to Life by Lord Perth reviews
Lily potter made what she thought was a reasonable decision to protect her son, Only now are all the consequences known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 228 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10984 - Favs: 19,483 - Follows: 6,420 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 190 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 223 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
The Happy Red Prince by LT2000 reviews
Seven Year AU. Suppose the Dursleys had not been Harry's only living relations. How might the young hero that we know and adore have been changed by a loving childhood? The differences might not be as universally positive as one might think. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,621 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
The Darkness Within by clen3k reviews
[Complete] PostOotP. The Golden Trio sit together laughing, all of them happy at the moment. A blink of an eye and the innocence is lost, destroyed from within by jealousy, distrust and above all a destiny, undeniable in its darkness... Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,014 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,438 - Follows: 2,280 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,345 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Acceptance of Fate by Arya1 reviews
Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 521,016 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Keep it Simple by Ruskbyte reviews
A prequel of sorts to Leviathan Rising. Harry got through the first task of the Triwizard Tournament thanks to some good, general advice. But what if 'Moody' had given Harry some different advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 155 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Leviathan Rising by Ruskbyte reviews
Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Harry P.