![]() Author has written 1 story for Toontown. Hay guys, it's raining sunshine! :D I have some other accounts here on fanfiction... but I won't tell you the pen names! xD It's a secret. I have actually been with fanfiction for 2 years, 2 months, and 22 days. I've created probably about 20 stories on fanfiction, combining all the stories on all of my accounts. Most of these stories have been deleted. Anyways, I like to write Toontown and I will probably only write Toontown fanfiction for a while. You can find me on Youtube, deviantArt, and quizilla. I'm also on tumblr and livejournal, but I never use these accounts. I don't feel the need to. There's also this really cool place that you should check out; click here to see it! For you people who are actually planning on reading my stories... I write horror. Scary stuff. Well... as scary as a cartoon virtual game can get. I still try. People say that I can bring out that element in a story almost anywhere XD. But don't worry... I also write friendship, society, drama, action, adventure, romance, and almost every other genre! By the time I've spewed out the contents of my brain, there will be a little bit of everything to go around. In my horror, I like to put in zombies, ghosts, end-of-the-world scenarios, scare-the-crap-out-of-you content and such. It's how I roll. I like to write Toontown fanfiction for a reason. That reason is because it is a small world with big potential. The Toontown creators left a big empty space, and didn't put much information to the game. That is a score for me, because with my crazy mind I can come up with basically anything, and that means all sorts of ideas for me in this area! :D So this means... you will be seeing my name more in the future... Let me tell you about Bob. Bob is Bob. He goes to his average life every day. He has a dog named Fido. Fido eats dog food everyday. When Bob comes home from his average work, he goes to his average house. When Bob takes his average dog Fido on a walk, Bob finds an average rock to sit on. Average Bob and his average life is so average, that the average readers reading about his average life get bored of the averageness. AVERAGENESS IS NOT GOOD FOR STORIES! Spice is needed to create a good, quality story. If there is no spice, you might as well read about Average Bob and the non-epic adventure of sitting on an average rock. Point proven. Stuff About Me That You Probably Really Don't Want To Know About Me But I'm Going To Tell You Anyway: I'm from the U.S. I believe in ghosts, aliens, and most of the paranormal. I can read a lotttttttt in the time span of a day. I lurve video games; I find myself stuck in front of a game console most of the time. I hate Twilight. HATE IT. Twilight is definitely boring compared to watching zombies eating people alive. I think Titantic was awesome! My favorite part was when the ship sank! :D I'm friendly but when anyone upsets me, I will get my revenge. Example: A guy on Fantage yelled at me and said mean stuff at me. He was my friend. He gave me stickers. I deleted him and went to a different district. Later, I found his sticker in my Fone. I got to his Fone from the sticker, and spammed him with literally 300 stickers. I went to his memo and said, 'Like the present?'. So yeah, I'm nice, but don't get on my bad side. I swear you will regret it. I LOVE SUSHI. SUSHI IS AWSHUM. I HEART SUSHI!!!! :D I'm a blended music lover. I love calm and relaxing music to heavy metal ROCK AND RAWL! And then that insane hilarious music like Caramelldansen. Ooh ooh ooh wawah! I love all animals except for the ones that try to eat me. Anyone think that 28 weeks later has an epic soundtrack? I love blue and green. They are good colors. :) I love frogs and turtles! They are so kawaii!!! :D I do not really enjoy the color pink. It is too girly and it is not a pretty color in my opinion. For the first two years of my life, I liked pink, but then didn't like it because it was too girly. So I liked red instead. Red is/was a good color, and it reminded me of hearts, but then I remembered how it looked like the color of blood. And when for a long time I had a phobia of blood. I then liked blue for the longest time, almost seven years. Blue reminded me of the moon and sky and water and stuff like that. And just recently I have liked green, which reminds me of the grass and leaves and trees. At the moment, my favorite color is a tie between green and blue. Facts of the Month: Coconuts are fruits, nuts, AND seeds. I was right all along!!! :D There are 8 bugs in the average chocolate bar. Only female mosquitos bite you and suck your blood. Animals can actually rain from the sky. Poisons can make masses to dance hysterically. Animals can naturally explode. Male seahorses can get pregnant. Rubix Cube has over 3 million people stumped. Including me. I accept requests :) Copy And Pastes (Useless But Fun!): If you have EVER gone to walmart and wanted to do at least one of these things copy this list into your profile. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things. What do writers do? Writers write. Does it matter what it is they write? Nope, as long as they keep on writing. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.If you're part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off, copy and paste this into your profile. 95 percent of American teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Robert Pattinson announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings... -Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground which aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile! This is so true sadly: If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. "Sunday's Dying and Saturday's Dead Friday's Crawling into Thursday's Bed Wednesday's Drunk and Tuesday's Fled and Monday's Bound with a Piece of Thread" Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go. Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for a living. But the child that is born on the Sabbath Day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Life is like a movie. If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look in the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy. - Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me. - Things to do today: 1. get up, 2. survive, 3. go back to bed - I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face. - The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but its still on the list. - What's this thing called "normal?" Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal!" - Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. - Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow. - It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. - The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money. - Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really really scary. Whose name, and/or species you can't remember. - Dear Santa, I can explain... - When nothing goes right, go left. - Procrastinators unite! ...tomorrow - Would you like a side of epic to go with that fail? - Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies? - Homework hurts trees - I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. - In case of emergency, run like hell - Don't even try to outweird me - Why yes, I do spontaneously break out in ninja moves - Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you... the other guy. You right there! Yes you. Do you like tacos? - Sleep? People still do that? - Poke me. I dare you. - Remember all those times we rode in my car and I almost killed you? - Anyone ever notice that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together? - I am fluent in sarcasm - I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you - If a robot does the robot, would it still be called the robot, or just dancing? - Drink coffee; do dumb things faster with more energy - Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat yours. - Dear math, I dont want to solve your problems, I have my own. - All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun. - I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. - Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia. - They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, cause if you just stood ther and yelled BANG, I dont think you'd kill too many people. - Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil. - Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet. - Cute but psycho- things even out. - Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. - 'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it! - When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons? - When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. - When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. - When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! - I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me. - I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? - I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. - Love your enemies. It pisses them off. - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that. - Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. - Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over. - Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. -- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. - Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide. - Caution: I tend to make wierd faces. - Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it. - All those who have telekenesis, raise my hand. - I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. - The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. - I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. - Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. - Tell the truth and run. - Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures? - Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him, infont of all his friends, and say 'it's because your gay, isnt it?' - A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!' - I dont obssess! I think intensley! - Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. - The one who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on. - How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? - I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework - - If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course - - Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you - - Life is like a box of chocolates- it never lasts - - One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no friggin way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! Love Is Love: GuyGirl = GuyGuy = GirlGirl I'm sorry, but I can't see the difference. LOVE IS LOVE! They both start with Gs, so why bother? Don't ask...There's no way I'm telling. We do not own cats, cats rule over us, and have the power to make us do their bidding. Exhibit A. Puss In Boots. All of us crazy people will all rule the world someday. Those who have misunderstood us will be sorry. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have no idea what's going on, copy and paste this into your profile. I survived Y2K, 9/11, mad cow disease, bird flu and swine flu. 2012, bring it on. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. White is the colour of little bunnies with pink noses. White is the colour of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky. White is the colour of soft serve ice cream in a cone. White is the colour of angels wings and Angel's wings. White is the colour of brand new ankle socks fresh out of the bag. White is the colour of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels White is the colour of every last freaking dang thing you see for endless miles and MILES if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth, you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercoasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy is when you start a story around your lunch table about a bald cat with a long yellow nail and a break dancing bunny with a back up dancer girl friend and then insist that they’re real and living under your bed. Crazy is when you unconsciously take an item, like a jug of milk, and walk over to a random area, like the bathroom, meaning to leave the item there... then you snap back into consciousness. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too. The last one was mine! I've seriously done that like a bajillion times. lol. Bais :D |
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