![]() Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Naruto. hello there people. I am rhodders. Gender: Male, so dont bother asking Where i live: UK closest you get Age: none of your buisness Name: Rhodders12. not bothering to say my real name A bit about me. I am a huge skulddugery pleasant, Naruto and PJO fan. I am totally insane and i love vidoe games such as pokemon. Any problems write them on a piece of paper and throw it into the fire. My favorite types of story are the type with humor and love... but mostly humor. My favourite pairings are: Thalico, Jasper, Percabeth, Frazel, Tashstly, sasusaku, Naruhina and shikamari. I am the type of person to walk randomly into a room and forget what i was supposed to do. I forget things such as glasses on my face or bags in my hand. My favourite people on here is Savvanah Silverstone, AyeitsEash, and most of all A_lovesHP www.change.org/p/microsoft-allow-youtubers-to-make-money-off-minecraft-youtube-videos this is a petition for all those minecrafters to keep making money so i beg of you please sign Enjoy my stories Normal People vs. PJO fans NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm downre sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find CampHalf Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turnBLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism CREEPY!: THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Please pass this on. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England) , Bookworm19980115 (Canada) Rhodders12 (UK) The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 TheJazzyDolphin MindBender 10 April Mayz ArtemisApollo97 Bookworm19980115 Rhodders12, son of Hades Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan -Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. -The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. -Children of rival gods can fall in love. -No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. -Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. -Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. -Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. -The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. -Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. -Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. -Math teachers really are evil. -Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) -It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. -Elvis was a magician. No, really. -Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. -Boomerangs can cast spells. -It's possible to gamble moonlight. -Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. -Rainbows have power. -If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. -Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely. -Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. -Even plants can wage war. -It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship. -You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint. -Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin. Dear Bullies See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he helped his friend out of suicide. See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick?He has to walk home in the snow because his family is poor. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs. If people ever say that they want to follow in my footstepsdon't you will walk into a LOT walls... i mean it it's a hobby of mine FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered. REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public. REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move. REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this Naruto quiz! Label your own 1-12 fave characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile! 1. Naruto Uzumaki 2. Hinata Hyuga 3. Kakashi Hatake 4. Tobi (silly) 5. Kiba Inuzuka 6.Ino Yamanaka 7.Sasuke Uchiha 8. Itachi Uchiha 9.Tsunade Senju 10.Minato Namikaze 11. Sakura Haruno 12. Neji Hyuga 1) Have you ever read a six/seven fanfic before? No but now I kinda want to. 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Ummm... 1) he wears a mask and BDSM is not mything and 2) he is a dude. 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Neji and Itachi... poor kid... It should happen. 4)Do you recall any fics about nine? Not polite ones. 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Ino and Hinata... I WANT PICTURES!!!! 6) Five/nine or five/ten? Tsunade and Kiba it is a straight couple 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? Sasuke walks in on Neji and Hinata... photos up are Hyuga compound and Sasuke would have his balls Juken-ed 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. He was young and dunk and his tutor was on drugs. They need each other outside of the class room now more than ever. 9) Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff? No Naruto/Itachi fluffs should ever be made 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. The damaged understand the best. 11) Does anyone on your friends list read three? no 12) Does anyone you know write or draw eleven? no 13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? no 14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? RASENGAAAAAAAN! 15) If you write a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose? Man in the mirror 16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Nothing is left out...NOTHING! 17) What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? Minato on Hinata would be "I may be the yellow fash but in bed I am all about taking my time" 18) How might eleven describe a relationship between two and eight? Just wrong Hinata 19) How emo is seven? He is the ultimate emo My philosophy of life "There will always be those who hate you and think your odd and you should always reply to that like; don't tell them just never change as a way do you think I care" They Hurt Her About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. 1. You are completely in love with this person. Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. 6. This person is your best friend. California: You like adventure. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING.THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross? THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright... 66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread. | |||||||
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