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Joined 10-01-09, id: 2101292, Profile Updated: 04-09-10
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People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Light My Fire by HomegrownTerrorist reviews
It's senior year at Konoha High, for our favorite ukes & semes being the last year they'll let their hearts come out. Getting the guy might be easy, but what will happen when secrets are revealed and the past is catching up to them. Will love conqueror all or is the past too dark to get through? SasuNaru, NejiShika, GaaLee, ShinoKiba. Beware of pervertedness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lucky Number Ten by BTRush reviews
Ten short slash stories each chapter, multiple parings. Bunny/Dip/Style/Grestophe/Creek and other!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A dark dark night by Petileo reviews
AU SLASH,HPDM, Set in the real world with magic themes.Harry is forced to stay in old scary castle, with only the mysterious happenings for company, while being watched by a bloodsuckin Draco!Who can blame him?Vampires, werewolves and evil spirits abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,122 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
be my mate by Sw33testAgOny reviews
Our little Naru got fired from his job and gets drunk… Naruto wishes to the gods to be anywhere but there and ends up in the demon world where he meets, of course, Sasuke the demon king of the forest.sasunaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Firm Conundrum by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
It seems Malfoy has a slight problem, and it's all Harry's fault. DMxHP. M Oneshot PWP LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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BeefJerky reviews
Oh Jesus! It’s not my fault! THE SON OF SATAN MADE ME DO IT!”
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Butters S., Damien
Where do babies come from? reviews
The question all parents hate to hear.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
A Proposal To Make reviews
The only flaw with tonight’s festivities was the proposal, the Frenchman couldn’t get up enough nerve to ask the British beetch to make him the luckiest man in the world.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
The Problem reviews
The problem is,” Stan said, with that earnestness that I always loved. Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mama's Little Boy reviews
No Butters, it's not that. It's just that it's such a tangible reminder that my little boy, my baby, is so grown up. BUNNY!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
You make me smile reviews
And you are wonderful, Gregory. You are wonderful and I love you.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Crazy reviews
From the moment I met him, I knew that Kenny was a little different. K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Come back to me reviews
This morning was one of those special days, it was quick he came to the door.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
A shot at love
A serious of one shots, with multiple slash parings. K-M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,018 - Published: 10/5/2009