Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

So how did the geek end up dating the most popular girl in school?

Magnolia. The safest town in Fiore. That is where our protagonist Lucy finds herself, but little did she know it's not as safe as everyone believes. Drugs, gangs, alcohol, violence. These are everyday things that happen in Magnolia; I guess the papers forgot to mention that. Lucy finds herself in a puzzle she has yet to gather all the pieces. For readers who think Natsu is a Slob.

What does a Dragon Slayer do when they've found their mate? Deny... then try and come up with an answer. Natsu's found his mate and has no clue on what to do, luckily for him though Igneel already saw this day coming and left behind a little gift for him, a guide if you so call it. If claiming your mate was so easy then everyone would be mated! Too bad it's not, good luck Natsu!

So everyone knows that Igneel found and raised Natsu for seven years before leaving him, but does everyone know that during those seven years Igneel found another child? Realizing that she was alone and abandoned Igneel decided to take her home with him as Natsu's... why don't you read and find out? Bet you didn't know a lot of things before reading this story.

Sakura's friendship with a rogue nin is a lifeline for both, but it cannot last. Nothing ever lasts for him. But when a blond Akatsuki shows up with the bleeding kunoichi in his arms, will she be she strong enough to unravel the mystery of who he is? AU Naru/Saku

Sakura had been standing next to her cousin, smiling carelessly, but then the world shifted, and blink, she was gone. Flung back into the middle of the Third Shinobi War and armed with only a kunai and a hair-clip, she makes her stand. It's not about what she did in the past, but rather what she didn't do. Action, adventure, and a slow, burning romance. See inside for pairings.

Naturally, Kushina decides to ward off Minato with an assortment of pointy objects. [A love story told in bits and pieces.]

She doesn't see that all along, what he wanted was her. Her, not a perfect wife. Just Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.

Sakura looked up at him and uttered a phrase that neither person ever thought she would say. "I wish you never came back."

Zelink AU Princess Zelda knows she is destined to join with the chosen Hero and defeat a great evil. But she doesn't know what form this evil will take, or who the Hero will be. That all changes the day she goes to the public execution of a criminal named Link.

It's approaching the fifty year anniversary since the fall of the United States of America. A world meeting is being held in the city that was once named Washington D.C., capital of the long deceased America. During their stay, the nations of the world are experiencing encounters with many intriguing people. Or person. Is the personification of America really dead? DISCONTINUED

A colorful mixed bag of beansized fanfics for the EdWin lover who feels like a little snack. Fluff, angst, humor, drama, and many other assorted flavors! Most rated K, but may range up to T or even M. 97 posted out of 100!

A new dragon slayer has come to Fairy Tail, and her name is Lucy Heartfilia.

AU: A thought is triggered when Team Natsu leaves Lucy behind to go on a difficult mission. Though the members were simply being thoughtful, she knew that either way, she was too weak to keep up with their level of strength. Depressed, the master sends her and 3 S-Class mages to Fairy Tail's Exclusive 100 Nights of Training. Now, 100 nights later, how strong is Lucy, really? #2

Sakura lied, saying she was soon to be married to her boss. Now her late father had left her large inheritance under the name of 'Sakura Li'. Her boss had never even spoken to her, let alone proposed for marriage. What's a girl to do? Make him fall in love with her of course.

"You should come with me! It'll be great!" And with that, Naruto left with Sasuke, the one who never truly needed his help, and turned away from the teammate and village that did.

She still wears her wedding ring even though her husband is dead. She never looks at me the way she looked at him. Despite that...even if she'll never love me back, even if it hurts this much; I love her, I'll protect her, and I'll stand by her.

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...

AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?

Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

When Anna decides to pay a surprise visit to Kristoff at the end of the ice harvesting season, what would have been an easy trip to Lake Amstel goes horribly wrong when she and her companion are attacked. Now up against bandits, hungry carnivores and the growing darkness, Kristoff must find his princess - dead or alive. COMPLETE

The mind can deceive and control, yet the heart can sway and destroy. Where does the truth lie? Inspired by The Princess Bride. LxZ

Naruto never wanted to make the same mistake Jiraiya had. To go each and every day loving a person, but never telling them how you felt. He swore after his beloved masters death that he would never let another day go back without letting Sakura know in some way that he cared for her, cherished her, and loved her. NaruSaku Drabbles. Complete!

"Hell... I don't like her. She probably doesn't like me... Actually, she might hate my guts." AU. Soma.

It took eleven years for him to be found. It took three scarves to break the news. And it took three misfits to make an old dragon laugh.

For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.

"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals

Sequel to Lemon Juice. Sometimes pranks go too far, but sometimes it's these situations that help push two people together. Sometimes, a little bit of thunder and lightning is exactly what they needed in the first place. ItachiXSakura. Non-massacre AU. 50 shinobi theme challenge #10 thunderstorms.

He never did give her an answer, but he didn't have to. She always knew what the answer would be. (Eren x Mikasa)

Mikasa made something special for Eren. It's surprising, it's thoughtful, it's 'out-of-this-world' — and he has to wear it?

In this world bursting with colors, all yellow and green and red and blue and violet and everything that is life, he sees himself only as blue and purple and red and black.

"Haven't seen a face like that around here," the boy whistled, "Come over here, pretty girl, we'll have some fun." Eren whirled around, eyes blazing as he clenched his fists. "What did you say?" he growled. "Eren," Mikasa tugged at his sleeve, "Let's go home." "We're not interested in you, brat, only your little friend." "You touch her, and you die," Eren spat. Eren/Mikasa

A string of encounters between a too-bored barista who hates his job and a quiet girl who makes him love it. Coffee Shop AU, Oneshot, Zelink.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.

What if Marshall Lee was the one who found Fionna first instead of Cake's parents? How would the discovery of this mere girl affect the Vampire Teen's life?

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Seven years down the road, their marriage is falling apart.

In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.

Kurosaki Ichigo is the hottest new sensation in Japan with a well-kept secret: having a wife. How does Rukia handle being his well-kept secret? IchiRuki AU

When Natsu and Lucy have a kid! Please read! I can't make a good summary... Sorry...

Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.

Little did everyone at the Konoha Orphanage realize that Kami listens to the prayers of all children. The Leaf Village will never be the same when the Yellow Flash and the Bloody Red Habenaro come back from the Shinigami's grasp.

The crew lands on a summer island that is having a peculiar effect on Nami's body, and when she stumbles upon a meditating Zoro, she discovers not just a couple of things about him, but about herself as well. Rated LM for LeMon.

Natsu definitely likes Lucy, whether he knows it or not. A series of drabbles and one-shots ranging from fluff to angst about Natsu and Lucy's obviously-not-platonic relationship. Twenty-five: first date - Because it was a milestone in the relationship and he wanted everything to be perfect.

Naruto is Konoha High's most loved student and Sakura the most hated one. Attempting to bully the girl into transferring schools, Naruto pretends that he wants to be her friend. Nobody expects him to fall in love... NaruSaku. AU.

Sakura's psyche was anything but stable. When Itachi walks up and sits on a rock directly across from her, Sakura really doesn't think anything out of the ordinary is happening. He's an hallucination, afterall...he is an hallucination, right?

She didn't belong to him...yet.

Maka is in the richest school with the biggest scandals and everyone just loves to blackmail her. It's a hard life when everyone is against you.

For most girls, true love is first love. That should be true for Sakura, too... but there is a longing inside her that hasn't stopped NaruSaku .

In his childhood, the brief encounter with her brightened his young heart, and now that Sakura was within arm reach, Naruto had no intention of letting her get away. Alternate Universe.

She's always mine, but never. But I vow that someday – sometime – some lifetime, we will get our happy ending, because we always meet again. —link/zelda through the lifetimes, link's point of view. oneshot.

Amy Rose liked herself the way she was: feisty, romantic and a girl. But when it hits home that Sonic is awkward around her, she transforms herself into Andy Rhodes. In her effort to get Sonic's attention, what lengths will she go to to strengthen their relationship, as a boy? SonAmy.

Our everyday choices and decisions can change everything. What happens when a parent's decision forces Winry Rockbell into a boarding school dubbed Amestris Academy and rational thinking goes awry due to raging teenage hormones? AU EdWin, Royai, HavBec, MaesXGracia, AlMei, LingFan, FureyXSheska

I could never hold you. —Peter/Wendy.

In which everyone tries to help, but Saki just needs alone-time. Though, being alone is exactly the problem, you see. [Post-Series, Saki x Taki]

Sometimes, when Natsu talks to Lucy while she's doing something else, he feels like he would have better luck talking to a wall. All Dialogue fic. Nalu fluff

Sometimes it really does pay off to have super dragon hearing.

Body covered in burns and soul battered, Zelda is rescued by a strange man and taken to his village after her home is razed and her people slaughtered. Dependent on the kindness of her rescuer and his sister, a healer, Zelda puts back the pieces of her broken heart in a village where nothing is as it seems- not even herself. Warning for mild violence. Zelink. LONG Oneshot.

It was a beautiful night. But, is it really? With a hot and cold temperature, how would Neil battle his temptations? Considering that a pretty blonde woman is in his bed, that would be hard... One-shot, a NeilxRio/Rachel fanfic

Set after Skyward Sword. Link and Zelda now must decide what their relationship is, and what remains of their destinies to fulfill. But even though Demise is sealed, darkness still thrives, and Link may not be strong enough to defeat it on his own.

SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.

All they have left is each other; and yet, in the end, that's all they really need.

Everyone knows someone who changed their lives, for better or for worse. Families fall apart, friends fall in love and everything falls in place. Multi-pairing drabbles and oneshots. Mostly EdWin, Royai and Sigzumi.

Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.

Maka hated dogs. Always had. This dog wasn't an exception, even if he was under a curse.. and was actually human. SoMa. Semi-AU. COMPLETED.

She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.

AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.

Natsu is addicted to sleeping in Lucy's bed and she's downright sick of it...until she realises why he does it. Meanwhile, the Fairy Tail guild hear the two have 'slept together' and misunderstandings ensue... One-shot.

If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.

Sasuke's thoughts as Sakura walks down the aisle towards his former best friend. ::narusaku/sasusaku::

The world as we know it isn't so black and white. With the return of a spy hidden within Akatsuki, Konoha is thrown into an uproar, and Sakura's stuck in the middle. ItaSak. Cover belongs to elanorchuah on dA.

Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.

You are formally invited to the wedding of Tamaki Suoh and Haruhi Fujioka. Dates are enclosed. Please send us your reply, we hope to see you soon. TamakiXHaruhi, After High School.

Sold by Eriol to the Li Company, Sakura Kinomoto faces her new, irresponsible boss: Syaoran Li. The man doesn't plan on making the job any easier for her and she resorts to threats and security guards in order to force him to do his work.

If possible, he wanted to whisk her far away from all her troubles, but he couldn't, so he did the next best possible things he could – be her support and distraction.

Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"

50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.

They make her feel twelve again and she hates them for that.

Sasuke's armchair is the ugliest piece of upholstered furniture Sakura has ever seen. — Sasuke, Sakura.

Would you even try to lie and say you love me?

Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako

As many names as her soul can go by, she always holds one man close to her heart. The man is sometimes a boy, other, a semigod. But love has varying expressions and they would find theirs. Now, perils could come, their forces were complete. A different Zelink. A different Sheik. • Sheik!Zelda

Zen holds a training session for the new knights of Clarines and comes home with a cold. Who else would he request to take care of him but his beloved, red-haired pharmacist? Sequel to The Prince And The Pharmacist! ZenxShirayuki :3

You aren't supposed to fall in love when you're ten. Yoh x Anna

It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .

"All love is unconditional. And, in Natsu's case, unrequited." - AU, Edo NaLu. Based off the song 'Teenage Dirtbag' by Wheatus. Rated T for strong language.

Eons have passed since the ancient war between Demise and Hylia's forces. Countless lives were lost, including the life of Hylia's Chosen Hero. Now that she has been reincarnated as a mortal, what becomes of them both? Post-Skyward Sword & Prequel Manga

In order to appease the furious gods of the land, a young girl is thrown into the ocean as a human sacrifice. However, one of the gods takes pity on the poor girl, and saves her. But what's this? He wants to keep her!

As Link recovers from his final battle, he and Zelda discuss their future together. Warning! Slight Skyward Sword spoilers! Fluff!

Ed and Al discuss what it would be like to have kids.

Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku

Kuchiki Rukia only has this one chance to prove herself worthy of Hitsugaya Toushirou's attention, and it all depends on the moves she makes. *HitsuRuki, KaiRuki*

AU. "Every year, I write a letter to a Santa that doesn't exist asking for a new immune system." —Sasuke/Sakura.

"Haruhi Fujioka wants to kill Tamaki Suoh on Christmas Day. -Kyouya Ootori, Hikaru Hitachiin and 7 others like this. Kyouya Ootori: I can provide the guns or knives... Now which do you prefer?" Oneshot. Merry Christmas, guys!

How did Naruto go from being the loser of Konoha High to little miss popular's 'lucky charm? It all started when she realized his KISS had the power to get her an A in history. Now all the girls in school are after him! Curse you Sakura Haruno.

Sakura couldn't count the number of times she'd been mistaken for Naruto's girlfriend. Not that she minded. But Naruto acted like it was so… so… offensive.

"For the last time, I am not sleeping with my mechanic!" 50 sentences of Ed/Winry, written for the livejournal community 1sentence. Second chapter posted; 50 more sentences. Complete.

Her hands were cold and so were her feet - but always, always, he was there to warm them up. NaruSaku

Her mission is to transfer to Shibusen Academy to find an Evil soul. But the thing is…Shibusen's an all-boy's school. MakaxSoul.

Sakura likes Eriol. To prevent a heartbreak she goes out with Syaoran aka Destiny. Now, Sakura thinks she's falling in love with Syaoran, instead of Eriol... SS, ET [COMPLETED]

In which Soul and Maka are dating, but she didn't get the memo. Spoilers up to manga ch 63.

There are countless ways to kill and torture a person. When he is forced to kidnap a dead man's daughter, Naruto Uzumaki has to acknowledge that love is the deadliest blade of them all. Modern-fic.

Marshall just happened to fly past her window, his head just happened to look in her direction, and there he saw her snuggled up with the pink sweater like it was a flippin' pillow. Why does she love that ugly sweater so much? FxM One-shot, complete R&R!

A lighthearted Sakura/Naruto drabble. Rated K.

Bisca whispers stories to her daughter about real heroes and heroines much greater than those in fairy tales. — Alzack/Bisca

While Team Natsu is away Lucy stays behind to earn some rent money with the help of Mirajane. Alone the way she finds a child that keeps calling her mama and looks a lot like Natsu. What does this mean for her and her future love life? Nalu

It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?

Edward is known for his talented alchemy, but not so much for his talented artwork. Only drawing on train rides or whenever he's completely alone, Ed draws some of the most wonderful works of imagination out there. Most of his sketches: Winry Rockbell... Will not have a finished ending. Readers must use their imaginations.

The flowers always smelled sweetest at the end of summer. Ed, Al and Winry get involved with a disappearance in a small town.

Guardians have duties. Important duties. What can this blond girl offer when at first glance she seems to live an ordinary life?

100 themes, 100 short stories about FMA's golden couple. EdxWin all the way!

Where Lisanna ends, Lucy begins.

AU. What if the Host Club hadn't realized Haruhi was a girl? Now, when Tamaki encounters a beautiful and mysterious girl who quickly enchants the entire Host Club, what will they do when she says she comes to the club every day! Tamaharu

Makarov is bored, and thus devises a plan to amuse himself: trick everyone in Fairy Tail into spilling their seven deepest, darkest secrets. What scarring confessions will await him, and what will he do when his children find out they've been tricked?

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

Fill for the kink meme. Alice has a tummy-ache and Oz can never leave it alone. Tummy-rubbing, fluff.

In which Lucy is engaged, Levy is drunk, Mirajane is devious, and all Natsu wants is Lucy's bed.

Sakura is captured and held at an enemy base after a recon mission gone wrong. With her entire team slaughtered, she wonders why she's been spared – is it because her captors have heard of the pink haired kunoichi who has captured the Hokage's heart?

"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.

If you tell me how babies are made, I'll give your underwear back. Maybe.

...And it's just a typical love story. Except not really, because nothing about them is typical.

When young Hylians profess their love, they use a red tulip with a golden ribbon - but one small mishap may keep Link from ever giving his to Zelda. LinkxZelda. Spirit Tracks.

From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.

"For the love of god, Liz! Don't leave me alone with her!"

Going through high school can be hard for anyone, but trying doing it as a girl disguised as a boy. Now forced into a world of musical talent, strange love and gossip queens, Rukia must figure out her heart before someone figures out who she is.

A series about Ed, Al, and Winry after the Promised Day. Edwin, Elric brotherly love, and Al and Winry friendship. Spoilers abound. Part 26 - Zenith. In which there is speculation on the future.

Being the second prince means having to make some hard decisions. And for the girl who holds him in her heart, even harder ones.

Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.

In which Sasuke tries to do something nice for Naruto and Sakura's first anniversary. Hilarity ensues. Post-series au, language, minor sensuality, mention of mature themes, NaruSaku

Roy's too young for this. Pre-canon story.

The relationship Natsu and Lucy share will always confound Lisanna, regardless of time or space.

Levy is small, Levy is cute, and Levy scares the hell out of Gajeel.

AR. Part I. Mangaverse. Spoilers from ch.76 onward. Winry was supposed to go with Scar as Ed, Miles, and the group had planned, but the course changed. Now Winry's with Edward and experiencing a bloody battle is more painful than she imagined. R/R, plz!

Juvia really likes this new 'sun' thing, but Gray doesn't think it's all THAT great.

Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.

Ed has an adverse reaction to the new painkillers.

Sakura nearly dies on the battlefield, and when she opens her eyes again it is not to the same Konoha she knows. — narusaku.

Hiccup decides to take a stand. And fails miserably. Astrid/Hiccup. For Alli-Sue.

After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku

He was truly her friend- and he wasn't petty enough to fall in love with her. He, at least, was mature enough to keep his emotions in check.

Cana is sober, so she decides to tease Lucy by giving her the love fortune reading of the century. Now Lucy is forced to spend a day married to each of her many possible future husbands. LucyxEveryone. Contains language and irresponsible crack shipping.

The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.

Zelda joins the SSB with no intension of fighting but conflicts prove to exist outside the battlefield as well. Link/Zelda/Marth. Ch. 29: Marth is lost in memories, searching for answers and it seems to help Zelda find some of her own.

A tiny accident will put Sakura's name near the top of the ninja-world's most wanted list. Now she's caught between an Uchiha and a hard place. Who knew mixing chemicals could be so disastrous? Non-Massacre/AU. Ita/Saku

When one brother rose, the other fell. ItaSakuSasu.

Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. You don't need to be extraordinary to have an extraordinary story.

Because remaining inconspicuous is impossible when you've painted a bright red target on your back. Sakura-centric, Sasuke/Sakura. High school fic. COMPLETE. (Contains a lot of potentially triggering content. Please use discretion.)

Don't look now, but the stars are falling. —NatsuLucy.

The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku

Gaara doesn't want to play matchmaker, but even he can tell that they belong together. In which birthdays are celebrated and sleepovers are forced. NaruSaku, with a little ShikaTema and possibly an even smaller amount of GaaMatsu on the side.

Why does Sasuke's trip to the market include Exit Strategy Delta? And why is Sakura poisoning her own teammate? Love and subterfuge in the produce aisle. Post-canon SasuSaku One-shot.

Childhood friends separated find each other years later, only one doesn't remember the other.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Because her papa was a womanizer and her mama abandoned her in favor of bigger and better things. But he's still there

A ring; a promise, a representation of eternity, some kind of sick, twisted marriage proposal that made her toes curl. ItaSaku. Written for the fabulous Half Elven as part of the ItaSaku Fic Exchange 2010.

"Naruto, you shouldn't endanger yourself—" "Stop it," he snapped. Dropping his arm to hook under her seat, Naruto pulled her firmly onto his hip, locking her to him. Sakura gasped, suddenly aware of just how very close they were. N/S oneshot. M.

Overtime, they became a habit. Then they became something just a bit more. /Natsu, Lucy./

"...No." "W-what?" Down on one knee, holding open the small velvet box, Soul Eater felt like the most uncool-no, the absolute lamest person on the planet.

"In the name of Galaluna, Lance, it's JUST a paper cut!" "..Don't even joke like that."

Zelda visits Link in the night.

I eventually see her as wonderful, that girl who sits by the window and looks out longingly, but she is already taken. - An evaluation of Chihiro's character through the eyes of a besotted classmate. Discrete KohakuxChihiro.

COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.

Sakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.

AU. Sakura gets offered homework help from all too willing classmates. Minor SasuSaku.

Sasuke liked girls with long hair... it was a shame that she cut hers. SasuSaku.

Sometimes, it's easy to forget that Howl had been bonded with a fire demon for the better part of his life.

Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.

A chance meeting coupled with a series of aggravations... It was just too hot for this. ItaSaku. Non-Mass.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What do you think love is, Sasuke-kun?" "How would I know?" "I think love is being with someone when they die." "That's morbid." "I know. Love is hearing that last, shuddering gasp escaping their lips, like a final wisp of smoke."

Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.

AU. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU with a side of ITACHI. In which two is company and three is clearly a crowd. Really, it was all Sasuke's fault, anyway.

Reincarnation, repetition, redemption: generation after generation, century after century, the princess is always the same. ZELDA-CENTRIC, some ZxL.

Itachi/Sakura. AU. Happiness is difficult to acquire, but it won't run from you. You just have to find it. Of dreams, wishes, and blindingly searching for what's already in front of you.

There are some things that a meister just shouldn't do with their weapons... be them serious, sexual, or stupid. -A collection of one-shots. Updated! Maka's new exercise regiment may require Soul's help. Or at least, the help of Soul's shaft.-

Riza Hawkeye, before. RoyRiza.

And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.

Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.

Sakura. Sasuke/Sakura. Team 7. Can’t you see? It’s always been you.

So how are you guys handling chapter 104? Personally, I'm offended. Why wasn't I invited to the country-wide sleepover? You know, the one where they all fell asleep at exactly the same time. Warning: the deadline hates me.

The fact that Naruto left without telling her had never boded well with Sakura. So when she finally gets a hold of him, letting go is not an option. Now they're in for the toughest lesson of their lives: you never know what you've got until it's gone.

A lemon minus the sex and stuff.

Team 7. They make an entire world.

Mr. Leonard! I don't think I'm old enough to be watching this!

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Contrary to popular belief, Sasuke does have love to express. He just doesn’t do it in ways you’d expect, and he doesn’t do it to you. Sasuke and Sakura, from start to finish, and maybe a little beyond that.

The characters of Fullmetal Alchemist face their greatest wishes and fears. Angst? I think not. Chapter Two: What if I get taller? In which Ed takes over the world. Not really.

Five fights over five stupid things between two stupid people. Five drabbles.

All life lessons are learned at the age of five. - Yet another series of oneshots- -Little!Ed, Al and Winry- Chapter One: Don't Steal

The memories began to circle in her head, but whose memories they were and whether they were real she could not ascertain. She decided that like all good stories, she would start at the beginning. Post TP. LxZ.

My name is Roy Mustang, and I am out of character. Come read of my adventures in the land of OOC in my extremely manly diary. -oneshot-

Maybe you just disappeared. Maybe you're no one and nowhere now. That's what you believed; the dead are dead. Why am I so inclined to agree with you? Are you hurting me on purpose' Oneshot, mild implied EdWin.

Sakura has plans for Naruto's birthday. NaruSaku, fluff ONE SHOT

oneshot/drabbles; Property of Usui and she started to scream at the top of her lungs. Love, a funny thing.

Ed annoys Winry in the kitchen. Oneshot, depressingly overused, dialogue only practice.

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

NxL: Her years pass and Natsu is just an occasional visitor watching from afar.

I couldn’t hurt you if I tried. He loved you down to his marrow. — EnvyWinry

On Ed's eleventh birthday, he makes a wish. Little!Ed, Al and Winry. Fail-worthy, Oneshot.

“Haruno, Sakura. Classification: Missing-nin. Activity: Akatsuki. Defection from Konoha: Three years ago. Reason for defection: Unknown. Would you like to tell me why?”

just a short drabble, naruto/sakura. Perhaps AU, perhaps just 'not yet'. Sakura has always had certain rules when it comes to him. He's just not sure when they started changing...

The normally cocky warrior is mute at the advances of one woman. Thought to be unbeatable, he has been defeated by a mere slip of a female. LZ drabble

Winry comes to visit Ed in Central, where they have some interesting conversations in the park. Oneshot, EdWin. Plot? I think not.

Takes place after the trip to the school, something is getting to Alice. Alice/Oz Enjoy.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?

For Sakuradouble, BlueGreenApples. "There is a ghost in the mansion," Sakura's mom warns her. Sakura has already met him already, the broken boy, and sometimes healing takes time and actions, a gentle touch and the knowledge that you'll be there. SasuSaku

Soul is staring at Maka during class and it's getting really annoying.

Loki, stop seducing girls when they’re half asleep. It’s not nice. — LokiLucy

Naruto had never really liked shopping before. That is… until Sakura tried on that bikini. NaruSaku.

Ed fixed Winry's doll. -oneshot-

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

When she's 12 years old, she takes pride in having the softest hands. At 15, she puts on black gloves and doesn't take them off. SAKURA. On growth, and beauty, and life.

Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.

Run Gray, run!

Because all good men must wear body glitter to impress the ladies, even if Natsu’s convinced it causes cancer. — LucyLoki

I dare you to stop loving me." Naruto had never lost a dare until Sakura Haruno came along.

Because at some point in time, every girl thinks she’s fat. Risa just happens to do so in the loudest manner she can possibly achieve. — OtaniRisa

It's not stalking! It's just a very concentrated, obsessive form of adoration and...oh, shut up. — LluviaGray

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

In which Lucy goes home, gets married, and invariably comes straight back to where she belongs. AU, obviously.

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

'There better be a damn good reason you're knocking on my door at 4am Soul…' MakaSoul.

She knew romance was dead when he proposed via text message. HitsuKarin.

But neither of them are ever gonna give. — PeterWendy

In which four people are stuck in a closet. Lucy fumes, Loki leers, Natsu sets things on fire, and Gray just wishes someone would kiss Lucy so they could all get out. Oh, and Happy is an evil genius. That too.

Just like the title says. Five facts about various shinobi, updated sporadically and as time permits.

There are several totally innocent and plausible reasons for why Natsu's taking Lucy's shirt off. Take your pick. — LucyNatsu

It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura

In an attempt to reclaim his lost status, Gray challenges Lucy to a duel. Or he tries to, anyways. It’d help if Natsu and Erza could shut up for a second.

“All things return home again... Night returns that which day began.” Oneshot. LZ

Lucy is somewhat less than pleased. Actually, Lucy is going to kill every last one of them, and slowly. Especially Gray, who took over her shower.

Apparently, the magazine industry knew Lucy was dating Natsu before Lucy did. — LucyNatsu

Itachi, from beginning to end. Because S-class criminals are human, too. Complete; mentions of canon-compatible ItaSaku.

Maka doesn't believe in love, but Soul drinks his tea with a hint of milk and runs his fingers through his hair when he's tired. SoulxMaka.

Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy

Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.

It’s so cute when she’s in such obvious and blatant denial. — LucyLoki

A year of not-confessions, misunderstandings, and surpriseattack!kisses gone horribly wrong, where Lucy ultimately learns that subtlety doesn't work on people like Natsu. -Natsu x Lucy-

It is a truth universally acknowledged that every action has an equal and opposite reaction - a concept that Itachi never fully understood, prior to this. ItaSaku, complete.

Sakura and Itachi, and why maybe running away isn't giving up after all.

When her parents are killed in an accident, Sakura shatters like broken glass and Naruto doesn't mind cutting himself to put her back together.

Ed and Winry have a long overdue conversation. He's saved the world... now what? EdWin. Oneshot.

Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:

She has reasons for not liking the color red. Variations on a theme, focusing on Winry.

The flower stays in Sakura’s hair until she reaches Konoha, and when she writes her mission report, she omits certain irrelevant episodes which had no bearing whatsoever on the outcome of the mission.

Shizuku is now in high school, sixteen, and steadily becoming a better writer. Yuko, however, remarks to Shizuku that her “passionate” scenes don’t have any passion and so Shizuku decides to experience it first hand with Seiji. One shot.

100 themed ficlets and drabbles focusing on Ed and Winry. Now complete!

Because nothing can happen; it's Naruto. He always comes back. He's practically indestructible. NaruSaku.

SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.

Two Shot. Sakura knew her life was all muddled up. She was still single and stress was driving her down. But, as her mentor always says; sake is the answer to all of life's problems. ItaSaku. Non-Massacre. Complete.

The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.

ItaSaku A name. It was all he could give to her.

AU. SasuSaku. I want to FLY someday.

A take on what was going through Zen's mind when he realized Shirayuki's one day trip was taking much longer, and what he was thinking as he went after her. Chapter Two based oneshot.

One innocent question after another leads to one naughty answer after another. Link x Zelda.

It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.

Whoever said that college was all work and no play, thought Zelda to herself, obviously has never done laundry with Link Forester.

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku

A flurry of coincidences and fateful machinations bring Naruto and Sakura together at the local baths. Can they rein in their animal passions? And do you really think that's the kind of story I write? NaruSaku

Sakura's sinful dating history.

Winry's having one of those nights where the world is conspiring against her getting a good nights sleep. EdxWin

KibaSaku. The first time he sees her she is crying and dirty and alone, and Kiba never thinks he might fall in love with her.

On paper, their team doesn't exist.

//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'

Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.

Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion. Somewhat TP, decidely oneshot, definitely LxZ.

Ino wonders about Sakura’s obsession with strength.

“Commoner coffee” makes a comeback at the host club. Haruhi-centric.

A customer wonders aloud which host is the best kisser... and Haruhi ends up the guinea pig judge. HaruhixEveryone, though mainly HaruhixTamaki

Oneshot: In which Naruto loses a winning race. NaruSaku, edited 7/30/08

Kohaku remembers, even if Chihiro doesn't, and has to bear the bittersweet burden of watching.

Because a queen does not show emotion, even to the love of her life. Oneshot, TP, somewhat LxZ.

Post chapter 73. The earrings have left indents on his palm, and Ed finds himself reminded of the woman who gave them to him. Winry has always had a way of making an impression...Edwin oneshot.

There's something about the way that Anko watches Sakura. The way she follows her, but doesn't follow. [Team Seven drabble, mainly Sakura. Anko's perspective.]

Winry plans on having a relaxing lunch break at the river and is surprised to find herself in Ed's company there. EdWinry. Romance

It seemed, honestly, that Link's selflessness and his utter generosity made him the most notorious nobody in town. Zelink, oneshot.

When Ouran's Peter Pan grows up and leaves Neverland, he dons a suit and heads to the office, never comprehending what he's left behind.

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

The train is rattling along its tracks, Ed and Al are on their seventh hand of poker, and Winry is listing against Ed's shoulder...short, fluffy oneshot, Edwin.

NejiSaku It was all because of that stupid dream. Then he just had to go and kiss her. Then all of a sudden he could not seem to get her out of his head. Who would have guessed that Neji was actually such a pervert at heart?

There had been a time where they had been friends. A time where they would laugh and be accomplices. But that was before. Before he ever started considering love. Before she stopped needing him. Zelink

Courtship is defined by the biology text as a type of behavior in which an animal sends out stimuli such as sounds, visual displays, or chemicals in order to attract a member of the opposite sex. So, is it really all about the bathroom? HowlSophie

Being in love with a commoner is the hardest thing Tamaki has ever done. [Tamaki x Haruhi]

The graveyard felt very cold to Hikaru that night. Though he thought no one understood, he forgot that one woman had lost another as well. With his Brother gone what will become of Hikaru and the host club? How can Hikaru be a twin without a sibling?

Even Naruto can tell the difference between a transformation technique and the real thing. The problem is, when it comes to Sakura, he just can't help himself. ONE SHOT NaruSaku

The scene we never saw in the Twilight Princess credits. Find out why Link was riding away from his village instead of toward it.

Naruto's idea of smiling for the camera does not coincide with Sakura's. NaruSaku oneshot. Rated T for mild swearing.

Just because I'm Link's dorm neighbour doesn't mean I'm best qualified for handling drunken administration majors, no matter how cute they happen to be. Oh, hell, there are worse things in the world, after all, right? Zelink AU, Drunk!Link.

Al has always known they were an unconventional couple...but still, he wouldn't have expected Ed to propose quite like that...Edwin oneshot.

I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku

Three colors clashed together, creating a swirl of colors, and thousands upon thousands of memories, happy, sad, bittersweet...everything, were reincarnated in mere seconds. The reunion of Team Seven. Spoilers. Team seven friendship, Narusaku.

It's that time of the month again. [Tamaki x Haruhi]

Oneshot, set after the series. Ed had been downright puzzled – how could Dante have thought he was in love with Rose? Slight drabblelike qualities, some Edwin.

Was he really that obvious? Edwin oneshot, spoilers up to chapter 58.

Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.

[AU. SasuSaku. oneshot.] Sakura knows she can never be enough. Sasuke only wishes he could break the chains around them both.

When a huge storm happens during class what will happen to Haruhi?

A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]

One of the Five Things challenges. The title should be self explanatory, right?

Winry had been rather surprised when Al told her that girls have cooties.

A little version of Sakura and Sasuke's married life: The day they were married, it rained. It’s what Sakura thinks about as she stares out the window, waiting for him to come home. He is never late. One Shot.

Haruhi can't escape the summer heat or the host club. HaruhiHikaru. HaruhiKaoru. Complete!

Postmovie. Ed and Winry come to terms, even separated by gates that won't open. Implied edwin.

She was perfect. And perfectly untouchable. HikaruxHaruhi Oneshot

Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]

She always cried into his shoulder and he let her do it, with Sai by their side watching the clouds drift by. The first day after the mission she stays at his place...[NaruSaku] a little confusing oneshot

The inability to fluster that unreadable face, it tore at them with an almost nagging feeling. What made her so immune when other girls would faint from the sight? The twins play a game with Haruhi, but just how much of it is just a game? HitachinxHaruhi

Edward Elric didn't care what happened to him, so long as the girl behind him remain unharmed...heavy spoilers for chapter 47. EdxWinry oneshot from a different POV.

Her grandfather is dying and there is no such place as Amestris.

[TamaHaru drabble] Haruhi wakes up one fine morning before Tamaki does. Short, if nothing else.

When Tamaki finally convinces Haruhi to go out with him he never stopped to think about what his fellow students and friends would think about it.

Haruhi accidentally walks in on two Host Club members. Confused, she finds comfort from someone else.

[Hikaru x Haruhi] Oneshot. Hikaru contemplates exactly what he wants from the Host Club’s pauper.

Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.

Haruhi is absent at lunchtime and Tamaki lets his imagination run wild. Oneshot. TamaXHaru Sorta prequel to Courtship.

Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

Hands can tell a lot about a person...EdxWin oneshot

"Baby, isn't your daddy dropdead gorgeous? Isn't he the most powerful? You surely inherited those traits from me." Sakura raised an eyebrow at the cooing man beside her. "Sasuke, you're talking to yourself again." [SasuSaku]

AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?

“I mean… is it really… you know… mine?” Naruto gets some bad news from a very, very irate Sakura.

[sasusaku snapshot] On a lovely spring morning, Sakura accidently bumps into Sasuke...literally.

[Team Seven centric. Slight NaruSakuSasu implications.] Babies and Naruto do not mix.

Sakura is a medic, but there are some wounds she just can't heal...NaruSaku oneshot. MANGA SPOILERS through chapter 295.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

I had no idea what to name it to get peoples attention, it's a parody to Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Ham...but it has nothing to do with either of those...ow, my head...

These things didn't happen to Team 7, but one should have.

Sakura is sure. Sasuke isn't. And Naruto is just Naruto. [NaruSakuSasu oneshot]

The child was crying, tiny fists rubbing at the eyes. A picture frame lay on the floor next to him. Drabble. Hints of pairing. Complete.

Naruto fumbles at explaining the schedule of Sakura's relationship with Sasuke. [This oneshot is English Dub friendly.]

Naruto being subtle. Sakura hyperventilating. Tsunade without her sake. What more do you need? NaruSaku. Oneshot.

There are those who say that Link ruined Zelda, blackened her purity and broke her heart, intoxicating her on the poison of his love...there are some stories you don't tell to your children. LinkZelda Oneshot

Her lips tugged into a smile and her eyes crinkled at the sides. He wasn't you Naruto. The man that was sitting in front of me in that bar wasn’t you. One shot, NaruSaku.

This is another time and another Zelda... She will not remember that this land is safe, green and golden, young again, because of their battles and their promises. She will not remember him. One shot. Link remembers.

Husbands should always listen to their wives, for they are wise beyond belief. This even pertains to the Hero of Time. [oneshot]

A humorous short in which Winry tries to do a good deed, and Al worries. Poor Ed.

Sakura knows they will choose her and she does not want the job, because that's the same old tune, isn't it?

Sakura. Naruto. And ramen. Side fic to Between.

Time does not heal all wounds, and promises can be broken. No one touches the Spirit World and remains unchanged...

Link's thoughts about the end of OOT. Warning, there's a bit of a spoiler. Please rr! My first poetry attempt. Really old; only here for nostalgic reasons, so no critique please. ;p