With the AC broken and the temperatures at a record high, the only way to beat the heat is to get things sizzling in an entirely different manner.

Alfred just wants to fucking sleep, but he is totally convinced that his neighbor, Ivan, is a morning demon spawned from the very pits of Hell. He can tell by the lawnmower. Like, c'mon. It's sooooo obvious.

Sakura's battle against Sasori takes an alternate turn and ends up with Sasori enjoying his future puppet. Lemon.

Sakura's first solo mission as a jounin: succeed where Konoha's intelligence unit has failed by getting Akatsuki prisoner Akasuna no Sasori to talk, no matter what it takes. Sasori/Sakura. Lemony content, dark themes.

“What sort of performance should we create together, little girl?” Oneshot, Lemon, Sasori/Sakura

It doesn't suit you at all, and neither does the Uchiha brat that you've been throwing yourself at while I was gone." Sasori pays Sakura a little visit after a long absence. Drabble. Sasori/Sakura, mention of Sasuke/Sakura