Bradypushide bio
 It has come to our attention that fanfiction commonly employs far too many tired tropes. The line must be drawn somewhere. This is sirius business. As such, the illogical response is to combine as many clichés as we can possibly think of in the form of a single story. And what better vessel for this venture than Harry Potter fanfiction? There will be no pairings. We do not do pairings. There will be no subtlety. We do not do subtlety. There will be no mercy. We do not do mercy. We do not understand mercy. A day may come when we break the mould, when we make a courageous foray into the world of less irreverent fanfiction. But it is not this day. Essentially, we’re here to catch snitches and get punny. Bradypus |
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Not as Clever as He Thinks by AverageFish reviews
Severus Snape: youngest British potions Master in the past century, turning out only the best students from his NEWT classes. Along comes Harry Potter, about to turn his world upside down. A time travel fix-it told from the perspective of a man who hasn't the foggiest what is going on. Master of Death MOD!Harry. HP/SS Snarry Slash. Adult content. Betad by Eider Down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,968 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 7/1/2018 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Albus D., OC
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 136,216 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 6,436 - Follows: 8,099 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P.
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Ineffability (And How To Avoid It) by angelsdemonsducks reviews
Set 20 years post-GO and after 5.22 of SPN. Dean's miserable. Sam's soulless. Castiel is beginning to fight a war he cannot win. Crowley is starting to hate his position. And Aziraphale is dead. But one choice, one single action, changes everything. Now, with the world hanging in the balance, an unlikely team must form to save it. Gabriel's welcome to stop laughing anytime now.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,360 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Aziraphale, Dean W., Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,309 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 8,061 - Follows: 9,479 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
One Soldier, Two by fringeperson reviews
Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,950 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 10/1/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 5,404 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,795 - Follows: 11,274 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
And The Dead Keep Calling Me by Ebenbild reviews
Who is Ollivander? And what secret is the wand-maker hiding? Lord Voldemort definitely has no idea who he got his hands on and even Harry is clueless towards the future that Ollivander is planning for him. MoD!Harry, time travel, begins with Ollivander's PoV!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Harry P., G. Ollivander - Complete
Bionic Battle Granny by ozhawk reviews
Peggy Carter won't be slowed down by anything. Not even old age.
Crossover - Avengers & Agent Carter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.] Hawkeye/Clint B., P. Carter - Complete
Dauntless by Tsume Yuki reviews
Hariel Potter and Bucky Barnes have been travelling together for nearly a year now, and between dodging the remains of HYDRA, attempting to find lost memories and trying to figure out just what they are to each other, there's never a dull moment. Especially when they end up playing hero along the way. FemHarryxBucky, Sequel to Valiant (Some smut)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 3,780 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 7,506 - Follows: 8,298 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
That Which You Seek by Wynn reviews
A few days after Bucky discovers his true identity, Darcy encounters him in a diner 50 miles outside of D.C. having apparently transformed from a handsome long-dead war hero into a creepy, scruffy, pancake-hating serial killer. So of course she tries to help him. Set post-Thor: The Dark World and Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,499 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 8234 - Favs: 8,105 - Follows: 8,207 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ice and Honor by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 354 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Eddard S., M. Luwin - Complete
Letters by Marion Hood reviews
The summer before Hogwarts, Hermione Granger makes an unusual friend in America. And of course there's only one way for the son of a hunter and a witch to keep in touch.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W. - Complete
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 3,598 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Get Me Wrong by Bleddyn reviews
Written for the 2012 Livejournal SSHG Exchange. When a determined Hufflepuff decides that Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, they really don't stand a chance. *NOW COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,517 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., P. Sprout - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 272 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Bentley VS The Metallicar by RebelWriter6561 reviews
In a race, who would win: Good Omen's Crowley or Supernatural's Dean? The Ultimate Question is answered.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2012 - A. Crowley, Dean W. - Complete
Few and Far Between by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
"If there's one thing we've all had to learn the hard way these last few years, it's that friends like we've had are few and far between, and we have to appreciate that for what it is."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Minerva M., P. Sprout - Complete
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
The Resistance by Cassandra147 reviews
Fifth year AU. Umbridge becomes Headmistress. Voldemort lurks in shadows, awaiting his chance. In Dumbledore's absence, Minerva McGonagall decides to take matters into her own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,456 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Pai Sho And Tea by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
Has anyone ever thought what would happen if all the wise old men got together? Iroh, Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlyn, and the First Doctor get together to discuss life, the Universe, and everything over tea and pai-sho. Crackish one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Albus D., Iroh - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,923 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 242 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Chocolate Frog cards by Bagge reviews
Albus once said that he didn't care what the ministry did to him, as long as they didn't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards... What's so special about those cards, I wonder?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3998 - Favs: 8,100 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete