I like to read bad fan fictions.

Actually, no. Not bad ones. Horrible ones. Ones that are so bad you want to roll into a ball under your bedsheets and cry yourself to sleep, whilst the fan fiction taunts you from the laptop your parents bought you lovingly without so much as a whisper of a thought as to what nonsense you would be reading with your poor, virgin eyes.

After which, I unleash the Capitalist essay writing powers that have been properly honed by various century-old English teachers, explaining WHAT has been done wrong and HOW to fix it with minimal brain damage, plus the odd cynical comment here and there.

Yes, that sounds just about right.

Have a nice day.

"Like hamsters in a wheel, birds in a cage, or dogs on a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb with great labour and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top."

"A strict belief in faith is the worst kind of slavery, on the other hand there is comfort in the thought that God will be moved by our prayers."