I guess this is where I should write something about myself...

Bare in mind somethings written in people profiles could be lies. However, I shall tell the truth (but that could be a lie so what's the point).

Name: (I can't tell you my real name!)

Race: There are so many people from other countries in our heritage that my family gave up on trying to work out the percentages (and besides, race is a useless label)

Age: 17

Gender: Male (Palutena on a bike! A boy who writes fanfiction!? I'm kidding there are other boys who do this. Though the gender imbalance is undeniable.)

Games: Any Sonic game, Super Smash bros., Kid Icarus: Uprising, SolatoRobo: Red the hunter, Legend of Zelda: Wind waker (it's the only this one I've played, but I can't wait to play others), Kingdom Hearts, Xenoblade Chronicles (I loved it as much as kingdom hearts after only playing in for five hours. I guess you could say I was really feeling it! I'm sorry...)

Books: Young Samurai series, Ready Player One, Narnia, Life of Pi, Fifty Shades of... Ha! Your face! (No. I don't care for that book. But I'm a boy so that's to be expected)

Anime: All Studio Ghibli films, Sword Art Online (could have been better), .Hack//quantum (I find all the other animes boring), FLCL, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (crude as it is, I do love it)

Music: I'm quite fond of... Classical music. There I said! I'm not a fan of the kind of music that most people my age are into. I-DON'T-KNOW-WHO-DRAKE-IS!

Quotes:

Lets all just calm the ?&%! down - My best friend

If I meet a girl that everyone found annoying, who didn't know when to shut up and even when she was told to, she still didn't; she'd be my soulmate

All the decent guys are gay, taken or fictional - Catsafari

All the decent girls are gay, taken or fictional

Violins are for girls - An idiot

If Taylor Swift's songs all told one narrative she'd be the unluckiest girl ever

Ash, if your Pikachu hasn't evolved by now, there must be something wrong with it

If something in Sword Art Online doesn't any make sense, you can explain it in three words: Because he's Kirrito

Does anyone else think it's weird Spyro and Frodo had their final battles in a volcano.

How many houses are burned down in the United States every year? What would be the easiest way to increase that number by a significant amount (say, at least 15%)? - xkcd. Asked by Anonymous

Incest is Wincest! - Gigguk (A youtube anime reviewer). This quote was meant sarcastically

Panty shot! - Gigguk

Everyone's a little bit Racist, sometimes - A song from Avenue Q

Never show a vending machine that you really what that chocolate bar

I'm not in love with you! I just have an intense emotional attachment to you!

Not much can make you appreciate life more than being hit by a car (I've actually been hit my a car... It hurt)

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? - Catsafari

I wasn't talking to myself, I was talking to you. You just lack the intelligence to understand me

Girlfriend? Why would I want a girlfriend? I'd prefer a young woman, they tend to me more mature

They say girls are more mature than boys, but that's a lie. They're just as immature as boys! They just hide it better

I've seen enough anime to know where this is going

I have the same urges as you! I just restrain them better! - Me explaining my apparent lack of my libido to one of friends

No one asked for your opinion, Puberty! Shut up!

Lose your virginity, having a "hot" girlfriend/boyfriend and having loads of Facebook friends. The three most unimportant things in the universe

Does anyone else find girls who a slightly crazy kind of cute? No? Um... hahaha... N-neither do I...

I was actually just about to stop talking, but now that you told me to 'shut up' I'm going to continue talking, just to p*ss you off!