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 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Hello person reading my profile! I apologize to the people who enjoyed my stories and were waiting for an update but I need to announce that I will most likely not continue them. I have grown out of my Twilight phase it seems and moved on to other fandoms. I have a new account which you can check out if you want to (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2857863/TeamDobby) and I will continue updating future stories there. I won't remove this account, I just won't use it anymore. I hope you understand and again I'm sorry for keeping you waiting for an update for so long. Chicago1918 |
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The Witches of Forks by NellyBear85 reviews
Just in time for Halloween, not my best. Esme & her three daughters live in a small town and are very happy. Bella foresees something coming to her family, or someone, for each of them. The ladies are unaware and unprepared for what is coming for thier famiy
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,413 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 21,809 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Scheme Of Fate by thebugroom reviews
Bella Swan is a vampire. She was attacked and turned before she even left Phoenix. How does Bella handle being a vampire, and finding out she is not the only one in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,336 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring It On by Lost in Believing reviews
Co-Written with xForeverDazzledx. Three girls are off for the summer of their lives. Camping with everyone in their class. But things get hectic when the guys of the school are there to take over. These friends are ready to take revenge. E&B J&A E&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2009
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525 reviews
Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,816 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,607 - Follows: 6,362 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,261 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TWILIGHT TEXTING MADNESS! by reganmacneil reviews
Emmett and the huh disease? Alice is afraid of Pink Elephants? Edward's rediscovered inner goth that he never had? Rosalie imprinted on King Julian?. Confused? Don't worry! New chappy:EMMETT RUN THE PANDAS ARE HERE!oh and no mobiles were harmed. honest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7138 - Favs: 5,620 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
None of your business! by TalksToMirrors reviews
Shy, top student, bullied by everyone Bella Swan. Brooding, ladies man Edward Cullen. A very unexpected encounter behind the gym. How different is she really? Who is the real Bella Swan, 'cause it sure isn't her... very OOC,EXB,AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,536 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4775 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire girls rule by pawis100 reviews
Bella is now a vampire.She decides to go clubbing to Milan with Rosalie and Alice...this cant be a good idea. It involves the Cullens getting in tons of trouble. ik the summary sucks but I promised the story is good
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,560 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Codename: Twilight by secretaddict40 reviews
A covert team of government operatives. An assignment gone awry. A rescue and an escape. The most unlikely situations bring three couples together. An unconventional, modern day love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,410 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6347 - Favs: 6,115 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Last Days by ImNotScaredOfYou reviews
Bella's mother's sick with cancer so she brings her to the best doctor, Carlisle Cullen in Seattle. Edward is an intern and helps her with her emotions offering his shoulder to cry on. His mother died of cancer, leading him to study in medicine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,217 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kisses, Love, and Walls by theperson13 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose all live in an apartment in Seattle. But what happens when they get some noisy neighbors that are just too annoying, but too attractive? Love can't easily be dodged..... The name says it all! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flying amongst the clouds by TalksToMirrors reviews
Bella isn't human. What happens when she runs into the Cullen's, that aren't humans either. She's hiding, but from who and why? And what's going to happen when they find her? AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,183 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight's Reign by Bloody-Mad reviews
basically my remake of twilight, IM NEW DONT HURT ME! I think its good, give it a try. The Cullens arent's the only mythical creature there. Bella is a shape-shifter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,690 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,908 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4904 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reality is Sweeter by MyBella reviews
Picking up a few months after the end of Year Two, Bella and Edward finally have their wedding. Sweet & fluffy with an "M" rating just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,597 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Hero Complex by aeb12484 reviews
Mass chaos and mayhem. Thousands will die a horrible death if FBI agents Bella Swan and Edward Cullen can't stop the threat. AH/AU/OOC M for lemons, violence, and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,126 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
101 Things the Cullens Are Not Allowed to do by Ef0818HaleCullen reviews
A list of things the Cullen kids and Jacob can't do. It's funny, or so i think. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ascension by changedbyEdward reviews
My romantic alternate to Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward marry and have a romantic honeymoon that is cut short by some 'complications.' After their return to Forks, they must deal with what must come next. All Canon Pairings. Lots of romantic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,344 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by edwardcdazzlesme reviews
Bella is half human, half vampire. After 200 years not knowing who her father is, she then finally discovers that a man named Carlisle Cullen is her father. She moves in with him and his coven. AU and OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,236 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Year Two of Forever by MyBella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4927 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Scrubs by Queenbeth2 reviews
AUAH. Carlisle is alone to raise his newborn twins. A desire to provide a better life for them sends him back to school where he meets Esme Platt, a beautiful woman that has her own sad past. I really suck at summaries. CxE eventual ExB JxA ExR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,598 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Church by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
I quickly tuned out of Bella's thoughts. I was not going to get a hard-on during church. Absolutely not." --There's a reason why the Cullen's don't go to church anymore, and this is it. T for swearing and slight sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward - Complete
Carlisle's Angels by Miss Baby reviews
Once upon a time there were three very different girls, who grew up to be very different women. They are brilliant. They are beautiful and they work for me. My name is Carlisle. AU/AH/OOC/Canon pairings. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,704 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
All This Talk About Sex by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Renesmee needs a sex talk, bad. But can her parents get around to that before Edward kills Jacob? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn Parody by Permanent Rose reviews
A Breaking Dawn Parody. What more can I say?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Amun, Didyme
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
The Fairytale Continues by MyBella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Life's Little Choices by MyBella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6702 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Ellenedwardforever reviews
In Eclipse when Charlie has the sex talk with Bella. Edward eavesdrops. Read and review! Edward's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Vampire IM by Edwardmarryme reviews
What will happen when The cullens get mixed up in IM? All in IM format. M for bad language and themes. CHAPTER 3 has Mini cyberlemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
you SLEPT with him? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hallelujah by The real Anna-Tess-and Fantine reviews
What happens when the Cullens go to church? Complete and utter mayhem! Includes commandment breaking, embarrassment, and Emmett shooting his mouth off...again. Church will never be the same! Bella's a vamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Just a Matter of Physics by Vadergirl52 reviews
“Whoa there, Booth! Watch where you’re pointing that thing! You could poke someone’s eye out!” Jack Hodgins exclaimed. “Or really turn someone on,” Angela Montenegro added, laughing musically. I hate summaries...hope this works for you! :-
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,070 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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Saved by an angel reviews
Edward and Jasper are heading to Forks when they come across two human girls changing, what will they do? Have they accidentally found their mates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Battle Scarred reviews
Bella and Jasper lost everything except each other when they were changed by Maria. Will their lives change for the better when they move to Forks or will they gamble their new future?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Bella, Edward