Sex: Male

Age: Alive

Why am I answering these questions?: No f*cking idea.

Profile Notice: With any story I end up writing, ignore cannon events after the Juubi turns into a F*CKING TREE, or sometimes after Pein's Invasion of Konoha. One spot where I thought canon should have changed, and the other spot where I just stopped caring. Try and guess which's which.

Simple Thoughts:
Anyone else think that Kishimoto is trying to get rid of all Uzumaki genetics in the Elemental Nations? None of Naruto's children have red hair, the purple eyes, Konoha apparently completely forgot about one of their founding families, there's no mention in any history book, the clan was "destroyed" during the Second Shinobi War, and according to Japanese traditions, which the Naruto world is passed off of, a newly married couple would take their surname from the clan with the higher standing. Which would easily be the Uzumaki.

Firstly, because Minato, as far as we know was an orphan, and a rare case of a child from a civilian family becoming a good shinobi.

Secondly, the Uzumaki are practically royalty. They had their own village and Country.

Now which stands higher? Orphan or Royalty?

Combining clan names in Japan is a major offense to ones family. It tells them that you don't think their heritage is good enough on its on.

The surname Uzumaki-Namikaze would never be allowed to happen. For neither the children nor the parents.

Going along with that, if Naruto at the end of Cannon, should go by a surname, it should be Namikaze.

Considering Naruto doesn't have any of the known genetic traits that any Uzumaki would have, and the fact that the Hyuuga's are a form of royalty amongst Konoha's Clans, would mean that Naruto would be brought into Hinata's clan. But considering the fact the Hinata's children don't have the major traits that a proud clan like the Hyuuga revere, she would be disgraced by her father, and the only name left to use would be Namikaze.

The name Namikaze-Uzumaki-Hyuuga is not only extremely stupid, it's also extremely disrespectful.

The Sage of Six Paths created the moon to hold the Juubi's body. But Kayuga & her clan lived on the moon before she came down to Earth. But there was no moon... What???

The Sage of Six Paths told us that he merely helped the people of Earth use the energies that they already had. But Kayuga said that Chakra came from her, because she ate the forbidden fruit of the Shinju... What???

The Land of Whirlpools is located off of the South-Eastern coast of the Land of Fire. Both armies from Kumo & Iwa would have needed to go straight through the majority of the Land of Fire to even get close. The warships from Kiri would have had to travel near the coast to even try and reach Uzushio. Is Konoha really that terrible at watching their own borders or did they let their long-time allies get destroyed?

Akatsuki made pairings of two S-Ranked shinobi to take on the Bijuu. The Third Raikage (Z) was able to fight to a stand-still with the Hachibi (8 Tails) by himself. Sakura (whose never been higher then a B-Ranked shinobi) with help of an old lady, managed to kill Suna's greatest puppeteer ever.

Does that mean the S-Ranked shinobi are weaker then we thought or are the Bijuu weaker then we thought? If that's true what was the point in making Jinchuriki? The villages could just sent a group of chunin to deal with it apparently...

If you review any story I may write trying to tell me something is wrong "according to" Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer's Naruto The Stat Sheets, I will politely tell you that not everything FTDS says is fact. They can be wrong just like anyone else.

Uzumaki-Namikaze, ugh... I hate that name.

I don't mind Minato, actually I like him as a character. I just think he's an idiot. I have many favorite fics that show Minato as a good father. I also, like a few fics when he's a complete and utter bastard. I can go either way with him really.

Kushina, I can't ever see as "evil". Why would she hate her own son for something that she herself went through.

So, Naruto Uzumaki (the Shinobi who never breaks a promise) actually broke a promise. I know it's one of the movies, but it's still a promise that he made.

The question is, did Naruto give Shion a child? Probably not...

Actually, he did break a promise, the biggest promise he ever made. "To bring World Peace". The chunin exams, which are used as a substitute for war, still exists during his reign as Hokage. Hell the shinobi system in general guarantees conflict. World Peace was never found.

Favorite Pairings? Anything but Yaoi or Sakura. Yes even Hinata.

It is genetically impossible for Naruto to have no physical traits from his mother. Especially the Uzumaki red hair. Red hair is a dominant gene to blond hair. It's also genetically impossible for Naruto to not have red hair. There's a 50% chance of Naruto having being able to have a blond child, but a 0% chance to be blond himself. Even if he was born with blond hair, it would natural darken to red as he got older.

Did you know that The Last had a light novel released? And in that novel, it mentions an artificial atmosphere created by kayuga's clan on the moon? Which is why Naruto can breath in space.

So no. Shinobi can NOT survive in the vacuum of space.

Throughout the entire series the history of the Bijuu has changed. First they were demons, then mass constructs of anger & hatred, then chakra constructs born from a primordial god, fragments of the Shinju, and the last page of chapter 700 goes back to calling Kurama a "Fox Spirit".

MAKE UP YOUR F*CKING MIND! Jeez...

My biggest pet peeve on this site is a rather simple one. Use the CORRECT character tags. If your story stars a female Naruto, use the Naruko tag.

Do not ask me to write a Naruto/DBZ Crossover. This utterly retarded "war" between Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer & Wizardkoli has forever ruined any potential interest I would have in this category. Almost every single review is a fight for one side or the other and it just irritated me to no f*cking end.

What's this about Genjutsu working on people without chakra? Did you people forget that everybody in the Naruto world, yes that includes civilians, has a chakra circulatory system? Chakra is what makes up life in this world, Shinobi are just the ones who know how to use it.

So obviously Genjutsu works on civilians, they have chakra to manipulate.

One of my own rules is thus, "If you the author, have the top-rated story of a crossover category (or pairing for non-crossovers), you need to set the example and finish it.

If not, at least be sure you're not continuing and inform your readers so that don't take so much time wondering if you'll ever update.