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"Oops" Last words of any bomb disposal agent.

"It'll take more than being tied to a lit keg of explosives and tossed into a pit of acid filled with mutant, acid-resistant flying piranhas equipped with flamethrowers and battle axes while venomous, mechanical, missile-launching Morris Dancers armed with liquid hydrogen harpoon guns are overhead; riding giant rabid killer bees with side-mounted death rays to kill Othar Tryggvassen!"

Othar Tryggvassen, GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER, Girl Genius.

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The Thief and the Princess by Dragnos reviews
Naruto, the village idiot by day, master thief by night. Hinata, Hyuuga princess by day, crime fighter by night. How will their lives change as they interact?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,796 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Further Machinations by Mac Ceallach reviews
The aftermath of a successful attempt at time-travel. Aizen is dead, but there are still plenty of upcoming challenges that Ichigo and his companions must face. Sequel to Hogyoku ex Machina; does not fully comply with Bleach canon after the Deicide arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,814 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Ichigo K.
Chrysalis by twitchy witch reviews
Formerly titled "Waiting." A speculative future scenario to answer my two favorite mysteries of the Hollows series.
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,997 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Rachel Morgan, Ivy Tamwood - Complete
The Tainted Grimoire by cuttingmoon57 reviews
The Grimoire of the Rift, a powerful magic tome. Luso Clemens, an average, fourteen year old boy. It asked him but one question. "One is fated to fill these barren pages. Know ye his name?" His answer would be the catalyst that changed his life forever.
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 369,076 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/12/2008
Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Turnabout is Fair Play by Ookami-chan reviews
A hazy night and a mysterious tattoo somehow turn out to be the perfect way to balance the odds.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 246,173 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Walkabout by DrunkenGrognard reviews
Part 4 of the Grand Tour series. Ranma decides that it's time to get his life in order. What could possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Ranma & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,804 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Demon on Puppet Strings by ragnorokrising reviews
Abused and beaten, Naruto learns the Puppet Technique in Suna from some scrolls left by Sasori. He becomes feared by Konoha, but when the Sandaime dies, he wishes to follow in the man's footsteps. Will teh result be euphoric, or disasterous?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,249 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Shinobi Kitsune by Dragnos reviews
Set after the Chunnin Exams. Naruto and Sasuke make a bet. Naruto goes missing. Where is he? Who will Find him? And why is there a blonde talking fox sleeping in Hinata's bedroom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Life by 3204 reviews
Naruto fuses with Kyuubi. He becomes the new nine tailed fox. Every other demon lord wants his head, the villages want him dead and his friends find out exactly who he is. He finds out his heritage and discovers his kekei genkai. On temporary hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,122 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Star Crossed Town by InuGhost2.0 reviews
SG-1 is sent to deliver weapons to Eureka. However trouble and hilarity ensues once they arrive.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Eureka - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009
The Mediator by Odin13 reviews
When Dresden is kidnapped by the Red Court, The White Council turns the only only person who isn't out of town or hates Harry.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Link to the Past by Aikuchi Shikaku reviews
Naruto goes through the worst two weeks of his life. His birthright is denied to him. Sasuke is named Hokage, and he's captured by the Akatsuki. But the Kyuubi won't have any of it. He has a way out. Story adopted from Sparanda. Rated M for Safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Helpful smile by blackamerican reviews
Not going to finish... Take it if you want. Hanabi always grew up knowing that she had to keep her emotions hidden to be the perfect Hyuga. Uzumaki Naruto takes it upon himself to change that and bring out the hidden smile he knows is there. HanaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,068 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Hanabi H., Naruto U.
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Outsider by BlueMoonTigerWolfe reviews
Someone's trying to kill Harry. Surprise. But she's not what she seems, and Harry is determined to get to the bottom of who, or what she is, and who's side she's on. Terrible summary, I know, but please try it, it's better than it looks!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Marcone in Love by CHAOS REIGNS OVER ALL reviews
Marcone is a gangster in Chicago, and he always gets what he wants. Now he wants the mysterious woman who has saved the little girl he has tried so hard to heal, but will he be able to pull it off?
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
Facade by Blue-eyed Fox reviews
Four years have passed since Naruto left with Jiraiya to train. However, the real reason why he left the Hidden Village of Leaf was because of a certain shinobi. Now, two ANBU members will vie for his heart…Starbucks for my muse anyone?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,070 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ranma of Shishin by G-Force 1 reviews
I'm really sorry for this being so late. The festival is coming to a close and... Hey What's Hinata doing?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,156 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006
Hinata's Story by KlosetAuthor reviews
I was tired of Stories where Naruto goes from not noticing Hinata to cleaning her tonsils in 20 minutes or two paragraphs. So instead of complaining I decided to see if I could do better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 135,268 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Void Contract by obsidian-fox reviews
(Divergence & Crossover) Before leaving China, a demon attack initiates a fix in the relationship between father and son... and Ranma is attached to a few more girls. (On hiatus.)
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,922 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
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