Persuasive Sabotagerhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Hobbit, and Jurassic Park. Hey all!!! My name is Kelly but you may know me better as Persuasive Sabotager and 18 yeah old girl who doesn't know when to stop putting her foot in her mouth. Thus my various word vomit moments. For those, just try to ignore them but I would also advise you to try and acknowledge them too. Further more; words, stuff, squeaky toy noises, etc Etc ETC...
Some quotes to live by. (Or rather the ones I have been finding helpful to remind myself of now.) . . .
Just go ahead and read whatever I have posted I'm too lazy to list all of them.
And just as an after thought here are five facts about me. . . 1.) I am an eighteen year old female. 2.) My favorite colors are Green, Blue, Red, Black and Grey. None of these may be be in any particular order. 3.) I have an adorable six month old cat named Loki who I absolutely adore and lovingly call "Loki Mon". 2.) I love to paint and I am not too modest about my talent at it either. And 5.) I will try anything at least once and I can not refuse a triple-dog-dare, never have been able to never will.
Well that's about it for now. Like I said I am just too lazy and don't have the motivation to put anything else down. Just know that I will try to post a new story every week and update any and all of my multi-chapter fic's once a week. If I haven't then I am probably busy with school and life and well things in general. Or the mood just hasn't hit me yet to continue it just then. But never fear! I will never give up on any of my stories. Peace! ;p Persuasive Sabotager |
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Learning Curve by faequeentitania reviews
The first time John met Sherlock, it didn't register with him what the man truly was. In all fairness, he was still getting the hang of things. The sharper senses, the extra awareness of everything all at once, it was overwhelming. Werewolf AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deeper Than You Think by Lantrophus reviews
On a rainy day Thorin and Fili see the blood seeping though the bandages of Kili's wrist. They know about Kili's secret now. There's no escaping, actions have their consequences.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Pains by Poisonsnake23 reviews
Sherlock hates Emotions and silence, but he loves distractions, craves them. So what happens when both John and Ms. Hudson are out, when he is left with only Silence as company. SlightlySuicidal!Sherlock Oblivious!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone by Johnlocked7 reviews
After Sherlock's death, John loses sight of himself and falls deeper than he ever has before. He is later admitted to a psych ward for his own protection, thanks to the help of Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
When the Thunder Rolls In by JerichosRiot reviews
When the thunder rolls in, you know a storm is coming. You know a storm is coming, promising destruction, danger, and yet, you find it doesn't concern you. You find it makes you feel alive. When Harry catches a distraught Hermione visiting Draco Malfoy in the infirmary after being hit with Sectumsempra, he demands to know how their love came to be. 6th year with flashbacks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Pansy P.
Tangible by EllisLuie reviews
Grieving for your best friend is hard enough. It's even harder when people try to convince you he never existed in the first place.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Universal Oxygen by September Severtana reviews
"You came to me in microscopic molecules of air. Even when my world was falling apart, you let me breathe." In which Sherlock is Earth, John is oxygen, and addiction is the state of denial before love.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2016 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sierra-5 (A Leia-Black Widow-Hermione-Tauriel-Katniss Adventure) by scriba vindex reviews
The world is facing a dangerous new threat. Earth's last hope is a ragtag band of unlikely female allies- Princess Leia Organa, Natasha Romanoff, Hermione Granger, Tauriel of Middle-Earth, and Katniss Everdeen- brought together from across this world, this dimension, and this galaxy. These heroines need to save the world, and will definitely have fun doing it. ;)
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Leia O., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Pushing Boundaries by TrustNoOne182 reviews
Sherlock begins to test the limits of his and John's relationship and is pleased when John goes along with it. He continues to push their relationship further and further until everyone sees them as a couple, everyone except for John. JohnLock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 9/27/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Obsession by Doomed-Kelpie reviews
Ever since the fall, he can't stop thinking about it... (TRIGGER WARNINGS: SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, SELF HARM, DRUG USE)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forgetting Tomorrow by RoseOfTheLonelyMountain reviews
On the outside life seems perfect. But on the inside he feels like he going to explode. He's resorted to cutting to stay in the real world. But he can only go so far before he can't turn back. WARNING: This fanfic contains mentions and detailed descriptions of suicidal-thoughts, cutting, self-harm, abuse, bullying, and suicide. SLASH M/M couples. Modern AU. Fili centered. Slow Burn
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fíli, Kíli
An Innocent Man by Fang's Fawn reviews
"And what about John Watson?" Sherlock had asked. He had expected a rather dull answer...after all, he had been away. He had not expected to hear that John had spent the past two years in prison. Series 3 AU. Not slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 192,063 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Swan Song by TabbyCat33098 reviews
Written for the following prompt: "Something with John being a total BAMF and Sherlock is totally in love but he tries to hide it but completely fails?" Sherlock never was able to let his deductions stay silenced. Rated for minor violence and intense scenes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Our Universe Rips by September Severtana reviews
"You are my light and I am your darkness. That dark energy I have was meant to tear things apart. It's ripping us both up right now. That is why I have to go." In which Sherlock learns about astronomy and writes a letter to John about heroes, villains, love, darkness, science, faith, and madness. The cosmos has never been kind to them. AU
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Travelin' Soldier by LonelyWinterRose reviews
Modern AU— Fili is going off to join the army but Thorin and Dis don't approve. He meets a girl named Kili the day he sets out to leave and they keep in touch while he is away. Bad summary but the story is good. li, distressed motherly Dis, overprotective but caring Uncle Thorin. — There will be 12 chapters and another version of the story put up with Fili/Sigrid. —
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2015 - [Fíli, Kíli] Thorin, Dís
Hittin' the Highway by gneebee reviews
He's on his dream trip, heading to Sturgis for the big motorcycle rally. How could he know when he stopped in that small western town along the way it was going to change his life forever. Daryl and Beth / Bethyl AU
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,251 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Daryl D., Beth G., Merle D., Carol - Complete
oblivious by weasleyey reviews
Counting Harry and his mother, there were now about four people who believed he fancied Hermione. What scared Draco the most was the thought that they were right. They certainly seemed to have evidence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Conspicuous Denial by D'autrefois reviews
A tale in which Draco Malfoy will adamantly tell you that he was most definitely not staring at Hermione Granger and her pink dress that night at the Yule Ball. That would be laughable, he'll say. She's laughable, he'll say. Meanwhile, he's the only one not in on the joke. Fourth Year. One-shot. D/Hm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
The Hands of the King by wealhtheow21 reviews
Kili is reckless and accident-prone. Luckily, Fili has a peculiar gift for catching him when he falls.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,897 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
A Most Unusual Specimen by E-Loveless reviews
Bilbo Baggins was bound to be a rather odd hobbit, seeing as his mother was a Took. They just never expected his oddities to be...quite like this. It began as a little sprout of hair from the tip of Bilbo's chin, at the tender age of twenty-one. Bilbo/Dwalin, chance of Bilbo/Dwalin/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,839 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Avengers AUs by Sherlock Emrys reviews
An assortment of oneshot fics from an AU prompt generator. All K , no pairings. Not just the Avengers, some other MCU characters make an appearance.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014
Broken Beyond Repair by FiliKiliThorinforever reviews
Thorin has been neglecting Fíli for years without realising it, and now that Fíli appears to be turning down a dangerous path its up to Balin and Dwalin to show Thorin just how badly he's hurt his nephew so they can try and save him before its too late. Major Fili!Angst, Kili! Angst, Hurt/comfort, *MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH!*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,004 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin, Dwalin - Complete
Drifting Apart by FiliKiliThorinforever reviews
The World's going to hell and the Kaiju attacks are increasing. So when tomorrow could be the last day on Earth shouldn't family stick together? Fili thought so, but when his family ignore him when he returns to base Fili decides its time to live his final days the way he wants. The problem? When his family realize what they've done it might just be too late to right their wrongs.
Crossover - Hobbit & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin, Bofur - Complete
The Unofficial Anthem of Durin's Folk by Hobbsy3 reviews
"Thorin blamed Dwalin. It was all entirely, one hundred percent Dwalin's fault." When a drunken Thorin is coerced into singing his late brother's favorite song, his eavesdropping nephews are amazed by the "Diggy Diggy Hole Song" and adopt it as their anthem, sharing it years later when it's needed on the quest and in the Halls of Mandos. A hilarious oneshot with lots of feels.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Straw into Gold by fortunesfolly216 reviews
Post-BoFA, the line of Thror has survived but the King and his heir are barely speaking. Can Thorin mend his relationship with Fili before it's too late? Note: Slash, Cross-gen Incest
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Fíli, Thorin] Kíli - Complete
When Shadows Almost Killed Your Light by KiliGreenleaf reviews
Kili has been taunted all life for not looking like a real dwarf. He struggles with his self hatred as Fili tries to reach out to his brother. "Kili's walls were already falling and there was nothing Fili could do. So instead he promised he would be there to pick up the pieces."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
I Am A Lion by MercedesAsheSorrel reviews
A madman. That is what he is. The Beast's echoing roars confirmed that much. "Alright, alright! You win! You can stay for now! I won't make you leave! Just stop!" Fili screamed. And the Beast began to purr... So it's an off the wall AU. Loads of Hurt!Fili with Comforting!Kili, Thorin, and Dis. No slash. Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,006 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin, Dís - Complete
Here There Be Wolves by Raven'sDesk221b reviews
Jo Watson had made the study of Lycanthropy her life's work, so the fact that her flatmate occasionally turned into an extremely large, remarkably tactile, wolf didn't bother her in the slightest; the severed head in the fridge was far more concerning anyway. Unfortunately most people weren't nearly so open minded. Fem!John and Werewolf AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Hacked by SoftPurple Sherlockian reviews
Sherlock has a bad habit of hacking into Johns email account and sending himself messages, which he later reads while pretending the doctor sent them to him. ***WARNING: Rated M for mature content, kinks, bdsm, and &M/M***
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,194 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
For Gondor by Wyndhamfan reviews
A terrible dream haunts Faramir; a dream that points to the doom of Gondor. Faramir is forced to go against his brother and the decree of his father Denethor to save Gondor from a terrible fate. (Movie-verse, though I try to keep to canon as best as I can
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,374 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
The Courage of Hobbits by LadyWallace reviews
After an accident, Bilbo and Kili are captured by orcs, and Bilbo decides to buy Kili some time and gives himself up first. Light Bilbo whump. No slash
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bilbo B., Kíli, Thorin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hunger Games by De Brussyere reviews
[Complete] Harry Potter is the son of two Victors from District Six. So despite his low chances of being reaped as a 12 year old with one slip in the bowl, he finds himself a tribute in the 69th Hunger Games. TRIGGER WARNING (graphic violence, forced sex, suicide)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,919 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Reminiscences… by ym4yum1 reviews
Steve Rogers was 18 years old when his mother died. Bucky is 4 years younger. What happened? This is the story of Steve & the women who loved him before/after the serum, his journey to find love and the right partner. OC Joanna Splendore, Sarah Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peggy Carter, cameos Coulson & Natasha! Steve's background movie-verse canon-compliant comics crossover.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C., OC, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Harry potter and the Slytherin Adjustment by voldemorts-dick reviews
Harry Potter was only 8, when one small comment changed his life forever. Warning: Will contain a Punk!Harry and Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
What Will It Take by imaginationflies reviews
Faramir longed for recognition from his father. So what would it take for him to get it? A heroic deed? A daring escape?...Death? Constructive criticism welcomed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,308 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Gandalf, Boromir, Faramir - Complete
A Visit from the Past by JustiFaiz
Anders felt like shit. He really felt like shit. The worst part about it? He didn't even have anyone to talk to about it.
Almighty Johnsons - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Anders J./Bragi - Complete
Hermione Black by MelodiDam reviews
Hermione is not a Granger, nor a Mudblood. The brains of the Golden Trio is known in some circles and the Dark Princess. Some Order members are not what they appear to be. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
What They Don't See by yayhodr reviews
Anders gets seriously injured saving his brother. But is there more to the story than the Johnsons see? (warning for attempted suicide and murder)
Almighty Johnsons - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Axl J./Odin, Mike J./Ullr, Anders J./Bragi, Ty J./Höðr
Letters From The Grave by NerdAndProudForever reviews
Sherlock Holmes writes letters to himself from John's email account to help ease his loneliness. After Sherlock is gone , John discovers these emails in Sherlock' account. But what now?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chemical Release by NerdAndProudForever reviews
"Shooting a gun causes the same chemical reactions in the brain as a passionate kiss" What happens when our favourite detective wants the magical chemicals in his brain? SHOOT A GUN , OF COURSE. And when Lestrade denies him that , Sherlock's sure John can help!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bloody Hell by Laora reviews
[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bella collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
First Attempt by Cj Quinn reviews
Sherlock is obsessing over a sleeping John. He isn't acting very smart for once and it shows when John wakes up. Ok so this my first attempt at Johnlock… It may suck. Please review and tell me what you think so I can add to it. I'm sorry if they act a little OC but…This is how I see them... In case your an idiot this is a BOY/BOY story. rated M for later chapters... ENJOY!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,345 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ever Thine , Ever Mine , Ever Ours by NerdAndProudForever reviews
(Poem) Why does John cry so much when he finds a poem crumpled up in Sherlock's drawer after his apparent suicide? Can they keep their promise to each other?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The River by sergeantmicky reviews
Inspired by the part in the book where "Fili and Kili were nearly drowned", focusing on Fili. Because sometimes I just need to throw a cute guy into a cold river. Loads of Fili whumping and protectiveUncle!Thorin after a bit. I'm mean. NO SLASH.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Fíli, Thorin, Kíli
How to shock a king by JuuChanStar reviews
Bilbo has failed to tell Thorin something very important about his heritage. Now he has no choice. WARNINGS: MPREG and FILI/KILI...please give it a chance at least. This is AU, set after the battle and no one dies. RATING HAS CHANGED TO M!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,478 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Insomnia by SamanthaBlue reviews
Kili can't sleep, and it's driving him to madness.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Alternation Nation by Chiyoku Shibata reviews
AU Slytherin!Dark!Harry. Harry befriends Draco in the hallway before the sorting. Kinda PlotAsIGoAlong...check it out and follow Harry as he discovers magic through the eyes of a Slytherin. Bad!Dumbles Good!Malfoys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,422 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Labyrinth by Kroontjespen reviews
The mind of a prodigy is a scary thing. Hermione Granger's however is downright terrifying. AU. Slytherin!Hermione, Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Misunderstanding by Butterflies in Glass reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Fill: Every time Kili doesn't make a shot he deems "good enough", he punishes himself. Cuts, burns, any way he considers fit. One time he misses by what he thinks of as a completely unacceptable margin, and when he's severely injuring himself, one or many of the members of the company catch him. Comfort ensues, complete with confused Kili. (warnings: self-harm)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Kíli - Complete
Scream For Me by JuuChanStar reviews
Shameless smut in Rivindell.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Firsts by Raven'sDesk221b reviews
Nothing really changes when Sherlock and John finally get together; well, except for the obvious.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,084 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Avengers in High School by SplitFanPersonality07 reviews
Clint Barton had been in the foster home system for a year, after his father had tried to kill him. When he arrives at the house of Phil Coulson and his nephew Steve Rogers, he thinks maybe he's found a good home. Or maybe the universe will pull another sick twist on him. -Highschool AU- Sorry for any OOCness. RATED FOR SWEARING AND CHILD/SUBSTANCE ABUSE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,887 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
In The Beginning by DarkStuffHappens reviews
After Mary's death John grows abusive and violent towards his sons and Dean takes the brunt of it to protect his brother. Going to be an ongoing story, pre-series and going through the seasons. HurtDean AbusiveJohn. Tell me what you think - review!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Do or Do Not, There is No Try by andquitefrankly reviews
Avengers High School AU. Loki's a nerd. Not just any kind of nerd. But a huge nerd. With a heart of lead. Why Tony Stark has taken an interest in him is beyond anyone's imagination. Maybe he wants to socialize him. He possibly sees the advantages of Loki being super cool. Or maybe, just maybe, Tony wants to be his friend, which is probably the most far fetched reasoning yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 95,928 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dobby's Desires by captainmarvelle reviews
When Lucius leaves to go somewhere else at Hogwarts, Dobby finds the mirror of Erised. This is what he sees in it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Dobby - Complete
Palpatine's Dentures by x Ugly Duckling x reviews
Humorous AU. The Skywalkers get a little more than they bargained for when "Great Uncle" Palpatine comes to visit for a week. Mishaps with the retired Sith lord's dentures aren't the half of it. Luke and Leia have plenty of shenanigans in store for their guest!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Dubbers reviews
Spoilers for 2x03, rated T for safety. After Sherlock's Fall John loses the ability to talk. Three years later, Sherlock is back.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Resurrection by scifigrl47 reviews
Several months post Reichenbach Fall, John Watson finds himself back at 221B Baker Street, contemplating beginnings and ends. Guns, grief, and belief should never be mixed with alcohol. How far can he push the still hidden Sherlock?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,952 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sorting of Forge and Gred Weasley by writergal24 reviews
Percy's POV of Fred and George's sorting and their first night at Hogwarts. How do they manage to get a detention before the feast is even over? Oneshot. Very short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace reviews
In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Language of Flowers by ausland reviews
Harry and Remus find that one of their own has left to be with the man she loves. The man that died two years ago... Hermione Granger loved Sirius Black so much she brought him back from the Veil and will follow him where ever he goes. HGSB AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,870 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Keeping the Ghosts at Bay by mcatB reviews
Dean's hiding something from Sam. Of course, this leads to disaster...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,853 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
How to Hold Sway by Dayang Lucilla reviews
What if Hermione was in Slytherin? Would things have changed? She'd be a Slytherin Princess, still as golden, only more cunning and less conventional. Let her teach you to gain influence over the very people who crave it. Hints of D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eight Inches by hohlagh reviews
When Umbridge places up a new rule, the twins come up with a prank that will leave all of Hogwarts flabbergasted. One-shot. Drabble. Fred/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Young Blood by fiction.is.life reviews
“Dad, Dean’s trapped in his seven year old body. The worst part is, his mind’s just the same." Now Updated with Chap. 25!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,781 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Dean W.
The Man in the Glass by Rae666 reviews
Dean's reflection ain't exactly copying him, instead it's tormenting him about his exploits in Hell. Angsty one shot. Spoilers for S4.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Honor Your Father by silver ruffian reviews
Sam's been dead for over fifteen years, and Dean makes himself pay for it, each and every day.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
A Tale Only Whispered by Tylendal reviews
Faramir is abused by his father and so a certain wizard loses his temper and takes him to Imladris. This is A Tale of the Steward of Gondor, the son of Denethor and brother of Boromir. A Tale which was Only Whispered. Until Now.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Faramir, Aragorn
Hairy Harry by Laora reviews
Sirius accidentally names the Potters' first-born son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Immense Changes:Punking out by TheBestOfBothWorlds reviews
Punk!Harry! Harry meets Lucius and Draco in a store where he works, Lucius wants Harry to turn Draco into a man his mother won't want, so Draco won't have to be Voldie's consory. Can he succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Home Is by Copper Tragic reviews
Faramir sighed but would not allow the tears to come. "My earliest memory is of my mother dying," he said. "Everything seemed to get worse day by day after that." Warning: Child abuse
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,832 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Faramir
Hobbits Wreak Havoc in Rivendell by Forestsilver reviews
Merry and Pippin are bored during their stay at Rivendell, so they go out to look for some excitement. In the process, they run over Gimli, lose Aragorn's sword and even drive the future king to the brink of suicide. Does this sound very interesting? R/R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2002 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Tell Me Lies by Auror Borealis reviews
An object lesson in the hazards of Veritaserum. Snape/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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O-O-H Child A Velociraptor Lullaby reviews
- Inspired by the pic to the left. Blue, Delta, Charlie, and Echo are afraid of thunderstorms. Then again what kind of baby animal or human isn't? Owen should know since he is closing up his Bungalow in preparation for his four girls to freak out about it. And as usual, they do. Velociraptor style dog-pile, ripped favorite shirts, singing, & Dino baby's! NOW ON Ao3 TO READ WHENEVER
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Velociraptor, Claire, Owen, Barry
Azog Is A Dark Metal Rockestar reviews
Azog is the lead singer of a Dark Metal Band called The Defiler's. He's twisted and enjoys watching his fans bleed from their ears because of his music. Just a short OneShot that I wrote for no real reason. Rated T for some swearing and mentions of blood. Meh, what can I say? I suck at titles and labeling things. Modern AU *sorta*.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Azog - Complete
He Won't Move On Without Him reviews
When Thorin Oakenshield died in The Battle of Five Armies he didn't pass on into the halls of his ancestors, instead his spirit was tied to the earth and his soul was tied to watching over Bilbo Baggins. Unable to communicate with the living Thorin is forced to watch Bilbo live on through the rest of his life. This just covers those years. Slight Bagginshield? Thorin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Thorin, Bilbo B.