Fragile.Wolf.Hearthide bio
 i love fullmetal alchemist, and that won't change! fave anime/manga: fullmetal alchemist, naruto, xxxholic, dragonball z, descendents of darkness, ranma 1/2, magic knight rayeearth, imadoki nowadays, tsubasa chronicals, fruits basket...and many more to name!!! fave pairings: edwin, almei, royai (fma), sasusaku, naruhina, shikamari, tenji (naruto) most hated pairings: any with yaoi or yuri, narusaku (naruto), edrose, alwin, alrose (fma) food i hate: onions, milk (ha fma reference), guacamole, avocadoes, and kiwis/shrimp(allergy) about me :D name: starts with a C, but call me Lumi :D nickname: random, shorty, cici, etc. age: 16 d.o.b.: june 10th, 1995 height: About 5'3" weight: eh heh heh heh... look, a distraction!!! ethnicity: mexican, and proud of it!! location: somewhere in the U.S. hair: auburn, mid-back quote: "i need a bigger chicken, i mean, kitchen!!!" "i heart me some cookies" personality: usually shy and quiet, but once you get to know me i can be very, VERY random. Very easy to irritate, and usually grumpy when woken up early. i am very easy to startle if you find out what makes me tick... i have what you call "issues". i used to be teased as a kid, and i'm very self-conscious and have a low self esteem. so if you want to insult me, i will be a very sad child. T^T |
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Breast Stimulation Pills by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never too late by legitforreal reviews
Dawn's finally growing up. but while growing up you must face challenges that may break you down. Who will be there when she needs to be saved. and rescued from everything. Ikarishipping, Pokeshipping, Contestshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji
Tobari Shinobi: Shinou Scandal by HanaIchi Ikari reviews
Tobari Shinobi Academy is a ninja school where only shinobi, male ninjas, attend. Arceus forbids female students, for they would be in danger. What would happen if Crecelia and Hikari decide to prove them wrong? IkariShipping. AUOOC/Japanese Names Used.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,961 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji
Mystique by HanaIchi Ikari reviews
Japanese Names Used. Rated T for language. Shinji encounters a Xatu, and it transforms him into something he least expects! What else can go wrong? Unfortunately, he hoped too soon. IkariShipping. Altered from End of DP.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,596 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
The Switch Glitch: The Movie by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
.Sequel to TSG. Ed's pissing off yet another shadowy organization. Al's in a dangerous battle he doesn't even want to acknowledge. Risty's singularly focused on finding Ed, since she can't remember anything else. Noa just wants to be normal. More lookalikes. More chainletters. An assassin or two. And a plot that puts Dante's schemes to shame. It's hard work for a happy ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,269 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
The Houseguests by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,547 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Envy, OC - Complete
Sakura DOROPPUSU by mistressinwaiting reviews
Her parents are dead, her sister's gone, and yet, in all of this, he's her only light—and she his. This will be her last heartbreak. 2ND SEQUEL TO AKATSUKI NO KURUMA AND SEQUEL TO TOKI NO SABAKU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lucky by Resacon1990 reviews
Paul has never been lucky, but maybe a forced partnership with Dawn can change that?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,485 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
It's funny when by mistressinwaiting reviews
-In which, Sakura's parents are embarrassing CHP 73
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 73 - Words: 30,244 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Draped in Wires by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Life after Ed and Al's trip to the west and east respectively, told in a series of one-shots.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 85,528 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Alone by Tukiko K reviews
He couldn't imagine life without her…truly without her. No more soft smiles. No more secret gestures. No more letters that ended with 'love always.' He would be truly alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,541 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Utopian Unova NOT by xotennisloverxo reviews
Paul and Dawn are young adults seeking new adventures in Unova. However, things go unexpectedly wrong and they're stuck with each other. Watch as a story of tension, awkwardness, sexiness, hilarity, and amusement unravels! Lots of Ikarishipping madness!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 176,671 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji
Chances Being Human by Bella.Diggory reviews
Alcohol can be a dangerous thing. But, then again, it can also be a very, very honest thing. Bella/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A New Life Turned Troublesome by Hopewolf13 reviews
Hinata was Banished by her father, so she runs away to see Kurenai her teacher. if she would like to run away. So Hinata and Kurenai are starting knew lifes for themselves but Hinata's life is going to be turned upside down when she meets Jacob.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hinata H., Jacob
Bury Me by LightQueen94 reviews
Bella makes a visit to the garage. It is not a sunny Jacob who meets her however, but someone much colder. Set some time after Edward's return. Inspired by the song The Kill Bury Me by 30 Seconds To Mars.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Pokemon truth or Dare talk show (ON HIATUSFOR AWHILE) by pokemaniacJ reviews
write your dares or question. you can also torture them MUAHAHAHA pokeshipping contestshipping ikarishipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji
The Difference between Fire and Ice by Violet2389 reviews
What if Edward hadn't been in the tent with Bella and Jacob that night before the newborn battle? What if Bella had allowed Edward to fight instead? What would have really happened in the tent that night? Bella/Jacob, MA content. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Memories by MidniteMelodie reviews
Dawn finds herself in a forest. Her memories are mysteriously all wiped, and memories of what she does each day are all wiped away each day at midnight. Everything seems hopeless, but Paul becomes determined to make her remember him...Ikarishipping!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji
Full Metal: Hercules by Anana553 reviews
Disney Hercules plot with FMA characters. Edward, Winry, Roy, Riza, Greed, Envy, Gracia, Hughes, Izumi, Buccaneer...HIATUS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Disney and FMA? by tinytokirabbit7 reviews
Maes has bought his daughter some Disney movies. And he enjoys singing songs in the office, usually to his coworkers. a small collection of songfics using disney songs for FMA. C'mon, it's disney. the rating's fine. NO YAOI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Maes H., Roy M.
Something I Needed by ShyLittleDevil reviews
One choice can make your destiny. Hinatas made that choice and it lead her to Jacob. This chance meeting, can it be what they dreamed for? The piece that was missing from their lives? Set after New Moon and sometime after Naruto Shippuden started.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,501 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hinata H., Jacob
Fullmetal Alchemist: Twilight Princess by Twilight Okami reviews
The Elric brothers still continue their quest for the Philosopher Stone and gets lost in Hyrule. They soon are caught in an adventure with a farm boy, Link and an sassy imp, Midna. Forget about the Philospher Stone quest, now it's time to save Hyrule.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,645 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Link, Edward E.
Slicker Than Ice by MissNeonNightmares reviews
Nothing is ordinary when the members of the state military of Amestris go out. Hughes, Mustang, Havoc, and Ed can't even have a simple cup of coffee without something running amuck.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
No Lying Allowed by redchicken888 reviews
What happens if no one was allowed to lie? A lot of embarrassing secrets are revealed, that's what happens! Roy Mustang and Edward Elric have a contest to see who can tell the truth for the longest. Rated T because some...interesting questions. XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Curse of the Hair by iNatix reviews
Edward has found a new way to seem taller... CRACK FIC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Your mine by ItaSaku-ness reviews
An ItachixSakura one-shot. "I don't know why my foolish Otouto didn't accept you, your so adorable when you have fear in your eyes" said a soft velvet voice behind her. Mature for language and LEMON. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Camping with Mustang's team by WickedRocksSoMuch reviews
What I think would happen if Roy and his team along with Ed and Al went camping for the weekend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Good from the Bad by Resacon1990 reviews
Sometimes good things can come from the bad. Ikarishipping! Warning: attempted suicide
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Sexy Cows are Kakashi's Thing by goldfishlover73 reviews
Kakashi can't help it. Everytime she eats, he looses it. Lemon! Written for the LJ KakaSaku Blindfolded Contest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Had To Be You by RosieShiba reviews
Having been emotionally blackmailed by his three children, Paul tells them how he fell in love with their mother. Lots of Ikarishipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,318 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
The Dawn and Paul Talk Show! by ikarishipper900 reviews
If you can do a wonderfully random Drew and May talk show, why not a Dawn and Paul? Please read chap 1 for full explanation. Obviously ikarishipping! Other onesided ships too... CALLING IKARISHIPPERS!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,740 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/6/2007
Girls, Girls, Girls by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Sasuke's hormones have hit, and at eighteen, he is stuck with only Madara for company. This leads to night excursions and Madara is not pleased. Parody. Rated for sexual references, however does not contain sex scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Legend of Humor: Twilight Princess by Kattheamazing reviews
The game we all know and love, screwed up, set fire to and generally mutilated beyond repair. Is there any hope for Link the camp elf boy and his sadistic pal Midna on their journey to collect the three fused cookies and defeat the despicable forces of marketing/ the demon king? *As you've probably guessed, on hiatus*.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,118 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Link, Midna
JACOB BLACK: Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by TwilightVampire-Princess reviews
Ever wanted to own your very own lovable werewolf? Well now you can! Read this manual and find out how to ensure your JACOB BLACK unit stays happy for all time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Mr Winkie by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Mr. Naruto, why are the naked cave people hugging without any clothes on?" "Ch. Their not hugging. They're playing hide and seek. You see, Mr. winkie hides so no one can see him in a rabit whole because he's shy." Sakura and Sasuke glared.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Double Check by Luci-Marlena reviews
I groan and shove my head into the cushions. Only one person in the entire world would come barging into my house and excitedly yell that he imprinted, thus ruining my whole day of relaxing : Jacob Black.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Fck You Very Much A Letter to the Editor by Luci-Marlena reviews
Breaking Dawn is done, finished, and I’m still here. I, Leah Clearwater, am still the same. Even after joining Jake’s renegade pack Stephanie Meyer still has me being a bitter harpy. I demand my happy ending so I grab a pen and write. Dear S. Meyer...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Switch Glitch by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
If I could make a second wish, it would be that whoever does the wish granting wasn't so literal. When I wished I could be in Full Metal Alchemist, I MEANT the show! I wish I'd known what I was getting into when I opened that e-mail...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,650 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Edward E., OC - Complete
How to Snag Yourself a Hot Werewolf Boyfriend! by 20wayss reviews
Are hopelessly in love with a werewolf and want him to love you back? Here's your answer. No imprinting is guaranteed. If he's abnormally tall, buff, sexy, and hot...literally...then you're on the right track! Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
JACOB: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by BlissfulDreamer reviews
CONGRADULATIONS! You've successfully purchased your very own, fully automated JACOB BLACK unit. In order to fully enjoy the uses of this wonderfully cute, badass werewolf unit and/or to prevent any unsightly mishaps, please carefully follow this guide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Envy vs Sexy no Jutsu by Idiot Number 42 reviews
Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover, Crack, Oneshot. Envy's walking through some random woods when he meets a teenager in orange... warning for silliness and lots of heavily implied pairings, including EdEnvy and NaruEnvy.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Naruto U., Envy - Complete
Which Twilight Boy is Gay? by LolliliciousLolly reviews
So who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love Lolly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
The Discovery of the Legendary PMSing Male by Fleur de Anemone reviews
The three scientists of the National Institute of Stupid Discoveries make the epic discovery of the missing link: The Legendary PMSing Male.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Neji H. - Complete