Bella works the streets of Seattle as a prostitute. Edward is waiting to be ordained as a Catholic priest. Is there anything they have to offer each other? Or are there just sacrifices they both have to make… All human. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!

smutfluff for the TwiKinkFest. "They can be brother and sister, or just adopted. E is older. B is 17. E goes into B's room at night to watch her sleep... Preferably ending with..." you get the idea. fiction is fiction. love is love.

All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?

The moment vampire Edward Cullen meets human girl Bella Swan, he is attracted to her. But she is taken so he cannot pursue her. Things change when his sister Alice has a vision that intertwines Edward's life with Bella's indefinitely. Eternally...COMPLETE

Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.