DragonRiderEmily
 Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and My Little Pony. Hey, if anyone wants to PM for story ideas, go ahead Hello! If you are reading this, welcome! If you're not, well, I'd be confused... WHY MUST YOU CONFUSE SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY CONFUSED ENOUGH? Hmm, well, now that I have your attention, I would like to say something. *clears throat* NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN That is all. For all of you who know me, I hate yaoi. The problem is, though, I am beginning to join the dark side. I think, I, um, like it now... ASAKIKU FTW! Name: Emily. Not gonna tell you my last name, But you could call me Emily the Dragon Trainer. JK! I wouldn't make you call me that! Nicknames: Em (Call me this and die), Emmy, Emi, Emilia, MLE, England, Iggy, and Arthur. Avatar: Iggy pony!! I'm most like England in Hetalia, and My Little Pony is pretty epic. So it's perfect! Nationality: I'm American, but my great grandpa was German. Also somewhere in there is French Canadian... DUDE! That's a strange combination... Gender: Female! derrrrr! Religion: I'm Christian! Birthday: April 15. Not telling you the year! (My dad would kill me) Age: What's it to ya? State: Massachusetts! Reason for User Name: My favorite thing in the universe are dragons, and if i lived in a world with them, I would ride them EVERYWHERE!!! XD And my name is Emily. But I figured you new that. Siblings: I have an older brother named Ethan. I look up to him, and his favorite thing in the universe is the Legend of Zelda. Let the TriFORCE be with you!! LOL lame... Anyways, I have a younger brother named Lucas, and he's annoying. But I kinda love him, maybe. You may have noticed that in my story Hetalia Truth or Dare kolkolkol I had a brother named Adam, but he's not my real brother. He's just a host who asked to be my brother. Pets: I have a dog named Bandit. He doesn't do much besides eat and sleep. He sounds like a cat, doesn't he? And is it just me, or do dogs ask to go outside more in the winter? Favorite color: Electric purple, bright orange, and emerald green. Favorite animal: Well my favorite nonexistent animal is a dragon (Inner me: NO! THEY ARE REAL!), but my favorite existent animal is a fox. Or a wolf... *drifts off in thought* Favorite random things: Hetalia!!, Harry Potter, werewolves (but not that Twilight crap), pickles, My little pony, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, and DRAGONS!! Oh wait, I already said that. What evs. DRAGONS!! RAWR! Really Random Wish: I wish I had wolf ears and a wolf tail. That would be really cool! Random Facts: If you read my Truth or Dare fic, you probably know who RedFisk is. That baby dragon is real. Although every time I mention him, everyone calls me crazy. Hmmm... Also, I say "I like bananas" a lot. But actually, I hate bananas. I can speak in a pretty realistic Russian accent. I love to act. I'm such a Legend of Zelda lover that I paint Triforces on my hands. I play the Flute and Piano! Half the time I sneeze is fake. I stick my tongue out when I yawn. I've had braces for three years. WHY WON'T YOU TAKE THEM OFFFF! I have anger management issues... So don't cross me. Hehe! I lied to yo! RedFisk ain't real! He's a charizard! Weird things I have said/read/heard: This plague is bubonic! B-U-B-O-N-I-C -A song my Social Studies teacher showed us about the black plague. Don't ask. Jessica: Hey, you know how I love Harry Potter? Me: *sarcastic* No, I haven't noticed. Jessica: I know. It's not like it's obvious or anything. Me: Did you even pick up on my sarcasm? Jessica: Yes. I just like to annoy you. Me: ...-_-" -Average conversation with my friend... Russ: *opens door to find Iggy trying to put a boot on his head* Uhh... Prus: Hey, that's my boot! Eng: THIS MILITARY HELMET SMELLS!! -A roleplay text conversation with MK... (BTW, Iggy was drunk) Me: Nii-san!! Ethan: ...Not in front of my friends, Emily! -Me and my lovable brother. Me: FLYING MINT BUNNY!! Lucas: DOES NOT EXIST! Me: Yes he does, and he is my best friend! Lucas: Nu-uh! insert really long argument* Little cousin: Wait! No! Bunny's do not fly! They hop! They have big ears, and hop! Hop hop hop! Lucas and I: ...-_-' -Does this really need explanation? Now everyone needs to grab some balls. Yes, I just said BALLS. You and your little minds can continue to hear me say that you must grab some BALLS. Firmly grasp those BALLS and don't drop them. -Geek Club. It is epic like that. Your friends will all hate you If you don't sit still Your parents will disown you And probably have you killed (bang bang bang!) And if you have a girlfriend Which we all know you don't Then she'll get up and leave you And then you'll definently won't! Have a girlfriend! Anymoooooore! You stupid Bill? RED EYE FLASHES TWICE!! -Julian Smith's Red Eye Flashes Twice song. Check it out! It's so cool! I made blueberry Cheez-it pie for pie day, but I didn't bring it because your taste buds would explode from the epicness of it. -That's just Victor for you. Emily, can we just tell your Grandma that Pepper just ran away? -My mother didn't feel like dealing with that annoying dog anymore, she wanted to kill her... " I am the Banana Chief! I shall summon my banana minions! -This is what happens when I'm on a sugar high... DRINK! MY! HOT! KOOL-AID! -More epic Julian Smith. FACE CAKE! -A commercial. Oh yeah. Me: Hey! WHo was the most epic zombie in Zombie Tag today? Teacher: Well, all of you were interesting zombies... *goes off and talks about it* ...but only one of you were STUPID enough to try and kill someone. Everyone: EMIIIILLLYYYYYY! Me: *slinks back in my chair* Ehe... -Geek Club still. I tackled someone down to tag them and accidentally hurt him... DON'T JUDGE!! Whoooo!! Shout outs!! One goes to my friend Swirly592, and the others for HarryPotterForLife7! Luv ya guys with all my heart . (\)_(/) REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. 101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!! 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy". 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. T.P as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 43. Two words: "Marco Polo." 44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." 59. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 64. Pay off layaway's fifty cents at a time. 65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it. 70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign. 71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag 72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming" 73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes 74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane 76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle) 77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!" 78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight 79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over. 80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap. 81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section 82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls. 83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner. 84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens. 85. If people aren't looking at their cart, steal it. 86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smiley face!" 87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund. 88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught 89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. 90. Repeatedly say "The clowns are not eating me." 91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name. 92. Rearrange items as you see fit. 93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere. 94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CD's. 95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex). 96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recommended). 97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items. 98. Follow someone until they notice. 99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial. 100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" 101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.' Repost this if you laughed... If you've ever had an extremly random conversation with you friends, put this in your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door that said Push or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped where the is a Watch Your Step sign, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever gone to move a strand of hair out of your face, and poked yourself in the eye, put this in your profile. Do you love history? You do? Well I love it, too! Do you know about Prussia? Y-you don't?!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? PRUSSIA IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST EMPIRES IN THE WORLD!! *coughs* Ok, if you do know about Prussia, and you ask people about it do they say: "Prussia? nope never heard of it." or "Don't you mean Russia?" or "What's that?" A lot of people don't about Prussia and it makes me sad. If you want to learn more about Prussia you should do the following: Ask your history teacher, go and google Prussia, or (and this is how I learned about Prussia) watch the Hetalia series. If you love Prussia then copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the Internet population have a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you or (and) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to run up a wall, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever mistaken numbers for letters and you aren't dyslexic, copy and paste this into your profile. Sometimes you just have to talk to yourself. If you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you still watch kiddy movies, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio. If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bad person you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it. I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water. Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life. Those are my principals, and if you don't like them... ... well i have others. I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome. I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't give a crap. Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss. It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_- If you're gunna embarrass yourself, do it right! Get the facts first, you can distort them later. Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet? Emotional without all the emo... it's called being human. Dear Humans, Remember when your parents told you we were more afraid of you, then you were of us? We're not. Sincerely, Spiders 10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... in his house. Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute. Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you landed on your face -_- You get home from school. There is a giant box in the front living room with the word 'FRAGILE' on it. This can only mean one thing... BUBBLE WRAP! Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, I guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom? Teacher:... Everyone thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... pfffttttt! Yeah right! Our dream is to eat without getting fat. Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser. Anyone popular is bound to be disliked. Nobody can go back and start a new beginning... but anyone can start today and make a new ending. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and they're pretty much the same thing. You Scored as England A nation that was once a pirate and tormented Spain, England is a gentleman who is known for having terrible cooking skills, a foul mouth, and huge eyebrows. He does not get along well with France or Russia. He can sometimes be cynical, particularly towards America. Despite being mocked by the other nations for it, England is a strong believer of unicorns, faeries, and magic, going so far as to literally curse his enemies. England cannot hold his liquor well and is a very unhappy sort of drunk. He once formed an alliance with Japan because he felt lonely. He is classified as a tsundere character. England is sometimes referred to as the United Kingdom, but he represents the England part of it, and in one strip he notes that he has a brother named Scotland. England: 83% Italy: 75% (No surprise here...) France: 67% (o_O) China: 67% America: 58% Germany: 50% Japan: 33% Russia: 17% (aww, but I love him maybe opposites attract XD) So. I am about 4/5 England, 3/4 Italy, 2/3 France, 2/3 China, 3/5 America, 1/2 Germany, 1/3 Japan, and 1/5 Russia. If that makes sense. | |||||||
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