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Hi, I'm back, I haven't so much as looked at fanfiction for about a year, that's why you've heard nothing from me lately. I ran into some major writers block, and then just did nothing about it. Hopefully I can get back to it again, my stor's getting pretty long, so the end is going to have to come sometime soon. Alright, next chapter, here I come!

I'm writing a Maximum Ride story, Falling Down (courtesy, and inspiration of the amazing band Atreyu, Lead Sails, Paper Anchor. I'm listening to it right now). Falling Down is a pretty detailed story with plenty of faxness. Have any of you read the whole thing? If you have, you're awsome. I have recently updated. Chapter 23 is out there! Fight over it.

Does anyone here watch NCIS? Email me if you do.

For All of You Gamers Out There:

Have any of you XBOX360 owners downloaded the game, Castle Crashers? Oh, you SHOULD!! This game is friggin awesome. It's on the XBOX360 Marketplace, costs, like, 20, but it's totally worth it!! AWESOME GAME. DEFINATELY.

Favorite Qoutes:

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."-Edward-Twilight

"What a stupid lamb."-Bella-Twilight

"What a sick, masochistik lion."-Edward-Twilight

"Holy (Insert a swear of your choice here)"-Fang-Maximum Ride

"Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials in it."-Fang-Maximum Ride

"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it. I might respond to that, maybe."-Max-Maximum Ride

"Louisiana, the state that road maintenance forgot"-Max-Maximum Ride

“You…are…a…fridge…with…wings. We’re…freaking…ballet…dancers.”-Fang-Maximum Ride

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in pain."-Iggy-Maximum Ride

"You are such a pain."-Fang-Maximum Ride

"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's sort of a hit'n'run kind of thing."-Max-Maximum Ride

"Before Ramsey could start a bitch fest,"-Jamie-The Lighthouse Land

"Dia Diute, a stor." -Nory-Nory Ryan's Song

"Oh, so its still standing?"-Emmett-Twilight

"He's a harry guy, if you know what I mean."-Tyler-Twisted

"Chief, it's my turn."-Linda-Halo: The Fall of Reach

Favorite books/book series:

Warriors

Twilight

Maximum Ride

The Broken Blade

Speak

Twisted

The Five People You Meet In Heaven

HALO!!

The Hunter's Moon

The Lighthouse Trilogy

Touching Spirit Bear

Petey

Red Midnight

City of Ember

Nory Ryan's Song

Pictures of Hollis Woods

Willow Run

Lily's Crossing

Ties That Bind, Ties That Break

Gears of War: Aspho Fields

The Golden Compass

Sahara Special

Strange Happenings

Woodsong

Dogsong

Hatchet

The Man On the Mountain

The No-Name Man On the Mountain

Ashes of Roses

Ask Me No Questions

Shattered

Dovey Coe

Cut

Peak

God Went to Beauty School

Contents Under Pressure

Bringing Up the Bones

Love On the Lifts

Things Not Seen

Story of a Girl

The Cellist of Sarajevo

If I Stay

So B. It

Milkweed

Jumping the Scratch

All Things Big and Small

All Things Bright and Beautiful

Ratha's Creature

Contents Under Pressure

The Rules of Survival

Guys in books that should totally be real:

Edward-Twilight

Jacob-Twilight

Emmet-Twilight

Jasper-Twilight

Fang-Maximum Ride

Iggy-Maximum Ride

Le Londe-The Broken Blade

La Petite-The Broken Blade

Pierre-The Broken Blade

Legolas-Lord of the Rings

Fireheart-Warriors

James Chew-Ties That Bind, Ties That Break

The Master Chief(aka- John)-Halo

If You Love Fanfiction:

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If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy this into your profile.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy this in your profile.

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile. (mine is birdkidwithwings... She would totally be sitting next to me in jail. Check her out sometime!)

If you love Maximum Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.(oh, yeah. I'm WAY up there on the Fax list!)

Stereotypes:

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.(HARDLY!)
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual. LOL.

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a pessamist.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Hey! Guess what, I UPDATED!! Yay! Finally!