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very, very,very, very, hot. It almost never rains...I love the rain. I have 1 pet, and I have one sister and amazing friends!

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Some of my favorite poems:

"The Nazis came first for the Communists.

But I wasn't a Communist, so I didn't speak up.

Then they came for the Jews, but I wasn't a Jew so I didn't speak up...

Then they came for the Catholics, but I was a Protestant so I didn't speak up.

Then they came for me.

By that time, there was no one left to speak up."

I am not really any of those religons ( Hence the facts at the bottom, but I liked the poem!)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Before you judge me because I'm Mormon, why not try to get to know me first.

Our real name is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Or we go by LDS.
Mormon is a nickname given us because we believe in the Book of Mormon.
We usually go by Mormon because that's how people know us...either that or they tell us they've been hearing rumors that we have LSD.
We don't drink.
We don't smoke.
We strive to be modest.
Joseph Smith was the first LDS prophet. Brigham Young was the second.
Gordon B. Hinckley is our current prophet and we all love him. He's an amazing man.
BYU is a Mormon college...There are 3 of them - one in Utah, Idaho, and Hawaii.
BYU stands for Brigham Young University.
The High School-aged youth go to a seminary (like Sunday school)class each morning before school or a special release time period.
College students go to Institute which goes into the scriptures even deeper.
Our church session is 3 hours long and we love it.
The Mormon missionaries are awesome.
Be nice to them ;) It's true. We make the best green jello salad you've ever tasted.
We think Mormon jokes are funny.
We're not supposed to date till we're sixteen.
We know that groups dates are more fun anyway.
We know that the funnest dates don't cost money.
We give talks in church or sing in front of 150-300 people.
We have refreshments at almost ANY meeting.
We celebrate holidays by throwing either a Bbq or a dinner with our familes.
We love to sing and dance.
If you go to a youth dance, you WILL see conga lines, break dancing, line dances and swing dancing. We have so much fun and we love to bring our friends.
We think that Do As I'm Doing, Once There was a Snowman, Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam and Book of Mormon Stories are the best songs ever.
We know what a Sunbeam is.
Almost every Mormon girl can play the piano.
We are not supposed to watch R-rated movies.
We CAN use technology.
We CAN eat fast-food.
We DO NOT practice polygamy.
We ARE Christians.
If we ask you to go to an activity, it's NOT a conspiracy thing where we're trying to convert you. It means, we have fun and we want to share that with you. We won't force the church on you there.
If we ask you to go to church, it's because we care enough about you to want to share with you what we know and the blessings we've received.
If we give you a Book of Mormon, we're giving you the most precious gift we have.
It may not have the same meaning to you at first.
That book has changed our lives for the better and when we see you going through hard times, we want to help. This is the best way we know of helping you. So don't be offended. Even if you don't want it, know that we care about you THAT much.
If you turn us down, it's ok.
If you think we're pushing you, tell us to knock it off! We'll stop. . .sometimes we get carried away. :)
There are 123 beautiful structures called Temples all throughout the world. They are very special places to us. They are where we want to strive to get married.
We are stubborn as heck.
We don't give in to peer pressure.
If you ask us what we believe, only for the sake of arguing, we won't tell you.
It's pointless to engage on that when your not going to open your mind and listen.
It's called respect.
Asking you to go to church, an activity, or giving you a Book of Mormon is incredibly hard.
It's like a guy asking out his crush.
Some of us are more comfortable in doing that than others.
It's hard.
So if we do it, be NICE!
Realize that if you go to a church meeting, we're not expecting you to be baptized next week. relax.
We don't care what you wear, what you look like, as long as you come!
We're happy to see you!
We'll live on pizza.
We know what it's like to push a handcart.
We have all sorts of useless skills that our leaders teach us - like engraving a picture on leather, or knowing how to make sock snowmen.
We do genealogy.
It's pretty darn cool when you find out you're related to someone famous...or that you're royalty.
Your parents will let you go just about anywhere, as long as one of us goes with you.
Mothers LOVE Mormons as babysitters. We all love the Lion King. Disney movies ROCK! (don't diss):)
The guy who owns the Marriott Hotels is Mormon.
Steve Martin is NOT Mormon just because he did Cheaper by the Dozen.
We DO tend to have big families. The more the merrier.
The boys go on two-year missions when they turn 19.
And no, they don't get to choose where they go.
R.M. stands for return missionary.
They make the best boyfriends and husbands ;) and every Mormon girl wants one - true story.
Contrary to popular belief, the majority of us would rather live in Antartica than Utah.
There are just as many Mormons in California then in Utah, actually.
If you see anything bigger than a minivan and it's full of kids, odds are it's a group of Mormons...
It's nearly impossible to offend us - even if you do it on purpose.
Our church buildings DO have front doors.
There's no crazy tradition about that or anything.
We try our hardest not to use bad language (swear words) and we don't really want to hear it from others.
But if someone slips up, it's not a big deal.
they're still loved.
People like, respect and even admire us, but are rarely interested in hearing what we believe.
Donnie and Marie? Mormons.
Gladys Knight? Mormon.
Stephenie Meyer (for all you Twilight fans). Mormon.
We are not perfect. No one is. We make mistakes. We slip.
Try not to judge us by one person who is struggling.

If you EVER have ANY questions for us, we'd LOVE to answer them!
Don't be shy!
Thanks For Reading!
Just Thought This Would Be Good For My Friends Who Had Any Type Of Questions.
Yes 99.9 Of These Facts Are TRUE!

Funny quotes

"A wise man once said: Ask a woman."

"I only know how to do things 3 ways: The WRONG way, The RIGHT way, and MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster"

"Some people are like Slinkies

not really good for anything,

but they still bring a smile to your face,

when you push them down a flight of stairs. "

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"At the top of the food chain sits chocolate."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

She laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

80 of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

I never go to school in days that dpn't end in 'y.

'"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

Twilight stuff

‘I loved vampires before Twilight’

‘You may have noticed that my boyfriend glitters… it’s just something he does in the sun’

‘Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward’

‘Yeah, I’m sad because I will never meet Edward Cullen’

‘Twilight = Book Crack’

‘If you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her.’

‘Every time I hear thunder, I imagine vampires playing baseball’

‘I have OCD, Obsessive Cullen Disorder’

‘Vampires are the new Prince Charming’

‘Edward is my favorite musician’

‘Before you, my life was like a moonless night’

‘I’m addicted to Edward Cullen, help me! On second thought, never mind I like it this way.’

‘Sorry Jacob, I prefer the Vampire’

‘Edward Cullen is the new Romeo’

‘Caution: Watching Twilight may cause hyperventilation’

‘Bite Me, Edward’

‘When life gives me lemons, I throw ‘em back and demand Edward’

‘You know you are obsessed when your Plan A is to go to college and Plan B is to become a vampire’

‘Addicted to Twilight… yeah it’s probably not healthy’

‘You haven’t read Twilight? GO shoot yourself in the foot’ (A/N: Same goes for Harry Potter)

‘It’s a Twilight thing… you wouldn’t understand’

‘Edward is staring at you’

‘Bite her already’

‘Twlight movie: Mess it up and die’

I know he’s a fictional character, but my imagination doesn’t’

‘Oh Cedric, you’re hotter when you’re Edward Cullen’

‘If Bella and Edward do not stay together, I swear I will stab someone’

‘My boyfriend is fictional and a vampire… beat that!’ (A/N: Not really true)

“Yes, I know he’s fictional. Your point?’

‘I do believe in Vampires. I do, I do!’