Name: just call me Sage

Birthday: March 5th

Fav. Colors: Orange, Green, Purple, Blue,

Fav. Animals: snakes, wolves, zebras, dragons,

I wish I was a: neko, Beorc, Hylian, Laguz, elf, angel, Heron, siren, mermaid, and many, many, many more.

Fav. Video Games: Fire Emblem, Legend of Zelda, Dance Central, Skyrim, Animal Crossing, etc.

Fav. Movies: Lion King 1 & 2, Beauty and the Beast, Ironman 1 & 2, Avengers, Captain America, Hotel Transylvania, Letters to Juliet, ect.

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Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical
Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
5. I will not go to class skyclad.
6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
8. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
9. I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.
10. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
11. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
12. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.
13. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
14. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
15. I will not tye-dye all of the owls.
16. I will not reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall
17. Or anywhere else for that matter.
18. I will not shave Mrs. Norris.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.
21. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast to Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
25. I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
28. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.
29. I do not weight the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.
32. I will not kiss Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. Skiving Snackboxes are not a suitable gift for first-years.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
36. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as
it is disturbing.
37. I will not mock Dumbledore with exaggerated limb movements.
38. I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark.
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not insist that the trees in the Forbidden Forest are Ent wives.
42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
52. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.
53. Filch does not have a sister named Magenta.
54. I will refrain from wearing black leather gloves at all times and saying "Hogwarts is mother, Hogwarts is father".
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "Veela
Pheremones".
56. I will not refer to the Slytherin dorms as "the Tremere chantry".
57. The Malfoys are not Draka.
58. Hogwarts does not have a student council. Even if it did, they would not wear the rose seal. Therefore I will cease
going after the prefects with a sword.
59. Richard Upton Pickman did not paint The Fat Lady.
60. I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads, even if she really is.
61. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.
62. The Giant Squid has never made an appearance in any hentai film.
63. It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".
64. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.
65. I will not refer to the hippogryph as "Horseybird".
66. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
67. -Or any other Slytherin.
68. I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.
69. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
70. -Nor am I the Care of Witches Underwear Professor.
71. -I am not a Professor, at all.
72. I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
73. -I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
74. -It was not an honest mistake.
74. I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.
76. I am no longer allowed in the student laundry.
77. -Or the teacher laundry.
78. Nor am I allowed to ever cast an Invisibility charm again.
79. While wand safety is an important issue, I am no longer allowed to distribute any pamphlet, which makes reference
to Belinda the Buttless.
80. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory,
no matter how wicked the result would be.
81. I will not give any girl a one half of a set of two-way mirrors as a Christmas present.
82. -Especially if I don't tell her what it is.
83. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled firewhiskey.
84. -Charming the label does not change anything.
85. I am not allowed to eat Chocolate Frogs in Potions class.
86. -Even if I brought enough for everyone.
87. -Emptying a bag full of them onto Professor Snape's desk to prove this last is unacceptable behavior.
88. Peeves may not countermand any of my professors' or prefects' orders.
89. No matter what Professor Umbridge may tell me to the contrary, I am not authorized to form press gangs.
90. Chemistry and Potions don't mix.
91. -Testing this last is not funny.
92. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
93. May not mock Professor Umbridge in front of the press.
94. I may not speak Latin in front of the books.
95. The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good
authority that you have no evidence."
96. May not insinuate that all beautiful American exchange students to Gryffindor or Slytherin House in Harry Potter's
Year are Lockhart's misbegotten heirs, even if it's true.
97. I am not possesed by the ghost of Lady MacBeth.
98. -Neither is The Fat Lady.
99. When someone accuses me of not wearing any drawers, I should ignore them. Attempting to prove them wrong is
indecent.
100. -Especially if I can't

About Me:

I love Shadow Link

I love FS!

I love Manga!

Go Anime!

Oneshots rock!

ShadowxVio or DarkxLink is my fav. pairing
Epical stuff rulez!
Anyhting LoZ!

Best Pairings Ever: DarkxLink, GhirahimxLink, PipitxLink, SheikxLink, DarkxSheik, VaatixGreen, VaatixLink, SiriusxRemus, JamesxSeverus, FredxGeorge, Drarry, AlbusxScorpius, IkexLink, IkexMarth, IkexPit, RoyxMarth, Dark PitxPit, Zemyx, RikuxSora, AkuRoku,

I support:

(LoZ)
Vio-Shadow
Vio-Red
Vio-Blue
Shadow-Green
Shadow-Vaati
Shadow-Blue(which i can never find *pouts*)
Red-Blue
Green-Vaati
Green-Spirit(not my OC)
DarkXMidna
LinkXDark
VaatiXZelda
ZeldaXDark
DarkXShadow(dont ask)
DarkXDark Zelda

(HP)

HarryxDraco

FredxGeorge

SiriusxRemus

JamesxSeverus

(KH)

AkuRoku

SoRiku

Zemyx

Dark moved in a little closer and brushed his lips against the hero's with a sly smile. "It really isn't your first kiss unless you initiate it. That means you haven't even had a first kiss yet. Now please, give me the honor of recieving that first kiss."

Link smiled. The womanly side of him that he hated told him that was probably the sweetest thing anyone had ever done for him. He reced up and planted a soft, light kiss on the demon's lips.

Shadow Child by ForeverKissing

"I could take you out with one blow."

"Oh Vio... I could take you out with less."

Traitor by MyouTakara

"Okay, listen," Link put his hands up and got to his feet. Je even offered Chloe a hand to stand up with. "Even if I believed you, which I really don't, If I was your father, why would you call him Daddy?" He indicated to Dark and the demon smiled.

This would be good.

Shadow Girl by ForeverKissing

Link shrugged. "So what if I do? I am the Hero of Time after all."

Malon rolled her eyes. "Yeah, well you're about to be the Mother of time." She muttered.

Shadow Child by ForeverKissing

The purple haired boy feigned confusion while holding back a smirk. "What do you mean? I thought my answers where pretty good."

Vio scooped up the page. "You put down: Isotopes, lymosen, iodine, Krebs cycle, electrons, Valine, inherited, and oxygen." He said with a glare.

"...so?"

"It was a MATH test!"

High School Links Chapter by inuyasha 303

Dark smiled. "When you came to me the second time it was after you knew you were pregnant. You wanted to know if I did it, so you came to find me. I jumped on you, scared you, and you know what you did?"

"I don't know. Something stupid?"

"You cried."

Link was quiet, but blushed.

"Yeah. It broke my heart too. So I decided if it was my baby that I would feel better protecting you than fighting you. So in answer to your question? No. I never got my rematch. I thought I would after the baby was born—even though at that point I was in love with you and wouldn't ever try to kill you. But just sparring you know? Then I thought I would after we defeated Gannon."

Shadow Girl by ForeverKissing

"But you turned human." Link remembered from Chloe's stories. "So you weren't very strong." He turned his blue eyes to meet Dark's. "Why did you fall in love with me?"

Dark smiled and tilted up Link's chin, drawing his face close to Link's. "How could I resist?"

Link blushed and pulled away, and Dark snickered. Yeah, that was pretty similar to how things went now. Maybe Link hadn't changed so much.

Shadow Girl by ForeverKissing

Then Dark had an idea. "Do you remember your first kiss?"

Link couldn't say he did. In fact, he couldn't say that he even had been kissed. Of course, if he was who he was, he probably had.

Dark snickered. "Okay, let me set the stage for you. You were sitting in the grass, you were pregnant, and you were unable to get up on your own."

"Well that doesn't sound like me. I can do anything."

"Yeah," Dark muttered, "That's the same thinking that got you stuck on the ground in the first place. But eventually I went to help you up, and you told me how you couldn't contain it any longer, and you needed me. You told me I was the sexiest thing in the world and you wanted to be mine."

Link's face turned eight shades of red and he shook his head. "That's a lie!"

"How do you know?" Dark smirked. This was a fun version of reverse psychology for him.

"I wouldn't have said that! Nothing could have made me say that. I could have been DYING and I wouldn't have said that."

Dark nodded. "You're right—it was a lie… But watch what you think you'll never say."

"Wh-what? Why? There really is nothing that would make me say that."

Dark smirked. To tease or not to tease? …To tease. "Mmm. Well, you say that now—but just imagine the things that spurt from your mouth when you're in the middle of heated love-making."

Link almost gasped, and quickly turned to look at the wall. He wanted to pull his hat down over his face and hide. That was the worst thought that had ever crossed his mind. Eventually Dark gave him a pat on the shoulder and continued talking.

"But you did kiss me that day. Not the other way around." Dark smiled broadly. "Do you remember anything?"

"No." Link frowned. "I'd prefer not to talk about it—hey!"

Chloe and Seth stopped walking up the stairs and watched as their Daddy pinned Link against the wall. Dark smiled devilishly through half-lidded scarlet eyes and Link turned a deeper shade of red. Anymore and his face would start glowing.

"What are you..?" Link began, but Dark interrupted.

"You were worried that someone had stolen your first kiss." Dark whispered, even getting the attention of Zelda. He got dangerously close to Link's lips, even brushing them with his own. Link rolled his lips in a little.

"I… I don't think this is…" Link whispered, but Dark gripped both of Link's wrists over his head, against the wall, with one hand and he gently stroked Link's neck, just below his ear, with the other. The blonde was rather embarrassed by the noise that threatened to crawl up his throat.

"I pushed you back like this…" Dark began, knowing very well all the places he could touch that would make the hero go crazy—even if he was denying it, "And I asked you a question. Tell me what it was."

"D-Dark, I…" Link blushed when he felt the demon's hand on his neck. That was a sensitive spot. How had he even pinpointed that so quickly?

"It started with 'give me the honor'." Dark smiled realigning his face with Link's.

The blonde felt a warm feeling wash over him, and he leaned up on his toes. "Of receiving… your… first… kiss…" Link pressed his lips against Dark's partially against his will and partially because it felt so right.

Chloe and Seth both averted their eyes, a little embarrassed for their parents, and Zelda smiled. It would be that kind of unique, true love that would awaken Link's memories.

Link felt Dark let go of his wrists, and he slowly rested them on the back of the Demon's head before quickly pulling out of the kiss and pushing Dark back a few feet.

"Don't do that again." Link muttered, crossing his arms.

Dark raised an eyebrow. "Do what?"

"Lie and say I said I 'needed' you that night. As if. Where do you even get off, that was right before you pissed me off and we got in an argument."

Shadow Girl by ForeverKissing

Link had to admit, his breath was taken away by Dark's eyes. Maybe it was just because he hadn't seen them that color in years, or maybe it was because they couldn't stay that way… but they really got to Link. They were seductive, dangerous… They were something that blue eyes just couldn't be. They were probably why he had convinced Link to kiss him a few minutes ago anyway.

…Probably.

Shadow Girl by ForeverKissing