![]() Author has written 6 stories for Sweeney Todd. ello loves! I real realy fancy, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Twilight, wicked and last but not least, Sweeney Todd!! anyways, someday I will be an actress, and I will of course star in the remake of Sweeney Todd, (as Mrs.Lovett if you havent already guessed) next, I will go on to be Elphaba on BROADWAY!! I am a HUGE Sweenett lover, and Elphie/Feyiero I am a team jacob, ginny-draco person (please dont hate me) as well... basicly I am a realy hard-core fan-girl (or I just realy need a hobby!) anyways... I like writing...ummmm yah thats about it, we all deserve some pie! anyways, loves, reviews are apreciated on all of my fics, please be nice:) Ok I have discovered the secret of doing my hair exactly like Mrs.Lovett's. I will share it with you now, Put your hair into pigtails, llloooossseee pigtails, But leave one strand of hair down. Than pin little parts of your pigtails up in disarade ways, when your done with that, spay it with hairspray and rat sevaral places, but not the whole thing, just spots. Now, remember that little strand of hair we left hanging out of the pigtail? Yah, that things important, take a thin curling iron, and curl it very tight. Now, my readers, you have Mrs.Lovett hair, if you hair is not curly, braid it the night before while your hair is wet and sleep on it. I do this every morning before school and I always look awesome, good luck! Ships I support: Sweenett- What the hell else? Benett- It's ment to be!! Tohanna-Toby needs love to! Johanthony- well, it's not that origanal, but we all know how it turned out! Draco/Ginny (Harry Potter) Draco/Harry (H.P) Ron/Hermionie (H.P) Luna/Nevile (H.P) Luna/Draco (H.P) Erik/Christine (Phantom) I Ships I HATE!! Turpanna (eeewww!) Tobett (WTF?!) Bency (LUCY SUCKS!!) Swucy (see statement above) Anthovett (once again, wtf!?) thank you if you support my ships, if you don't, you suck. (especialy you Lucy lovers! shudder TEAM LOVETT! BARKER'S GOIN' DOWN!!) I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Awesome things said by me, and friends: Ok, so me and my 3 friends just got finished watching Sweeney Todd, and it was like midnight. We go realy board and decided to name this pillow Toby, Than, one of my friends starts making us go to sleep, so I don't want to, Me: randomly cracking up Friend 1: Starts laughing to Everyone: cracking up Friend 2: Why are we laughing? Me: Toby said something funny. Everyone: stares at me like I'm a phsyco (which I am BTW) Me and my little sister discusing why Tiny Tim is ill @ the Scrooge tryouts: Sister: Why is tiny Tim sick? me: idk... Sister: does he have AIDs?? me: ... So... now this awesome quote is from me and 1 of my friends, we were watching this thing on bee's for some reason, Guy on T.V: The queen bee mates with all the other bee's, and then kills them, making an actual popping sound... Friend 1: Sound like Paris Hilton... Me: hystarical laughter ensues Now, my dear readers, are in my history class, my teacher is trying to teach us about some anchient civilization, Teacher: Now, here is a picture of one of the most important person in Mesopatamia pulls up picture of priest Freind 1: What is that? Teacher: It's a priest... Me: Have a little priest! Teacher: gives odd look Freind 2: Is it realy good? Me: Sir, it's to good, at least, they don't commit sins in the flesh, so it's pretty fresh! Freind 2: Awful lot of fat, Me: Only were it's at, rest of class: stares in awe Teacher: ?? Freind 2: Havent you got poet or something like that? Me: No, you see the trouble with poet is 'ow do you know it's deseaced, try the priest! Freind: Is that squire on the fire! Teacher: claps hands Shhhhhhh! Me and friend 1 and 2: Sorry... Teacher: gives us lunch detention for teaching the class a little thing about awesomeness Ok, so now me and my mom are in the car, and were litsening to 'By the sea' mom: Why does it say 'uncle eddie legitimized'? me: mom... thats a sexual innuendo... mom: What? No it's not! Me: It say 'rumpled bedding' not... 'uncle eddie' mom: Ohhhhh... that makes more sense... If the angel of music sings song in your head, copy and paste this to you profile ;D Ways to know you are obsessed with Sweeney Todd: 1. Every time you hear the word 'epiphany' you immediately think of someone saying 'how about a shave?' 2. 'Baker' and 'widow' become one and the same to you. 3. You find yourself unable to consume a meat pie without gagging or giving the chef a funny look. 4. You can't sit in a barber's chair without checking for gears beneath the cushion. 5. Con-men all start to have a strange Italian accent, even when they really don't. 6. The phrase 'God that's good' makes you think of cannibalism. 7. Any form of lyrics with the line 'pretty women' gives you the odd feeling of someone hovering over you holding something sharp. 8. You have a strange phobia of tea kettles. 9. Whenever you see a building with a window on the roof, you think of Sweeney Todd up there 10. You drive by a Barber shop and think 'hmm' 11. when you see someone wearing a black and white striped shirt, it reminds you of Sweeney in his beach outfit... You know you're Sweeney Todd Obssessed When: Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart. You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen. Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O. You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd. You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett. Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. Believe me, it's hard. I live two hundred metres from the ocean lol. You've written your own Sweeney fic. Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do? You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think! You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd. You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset, red and white by the sea bustle dress... Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty... You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to? "~Things I have learned from sweenett fan fiction~ Deep down, (really deep), Sweeney means it when he calls Mrs. Lovett 'pet', 'love', etc. Albert was mean to Nellie and bossed her around. Mrs. Lovett's first name is either Nellie or Eleanor. Sweeney gets mad and explodes if you call him Benjamin. Sweeney is Nellie's protector. When on a scary rollercoaster, Sweeney can hold on to Mrs. Lovett without caring if anyone cared. Sweeney is able to forgive. "Life is for the alive, my dear, so lets keep living it, just keep living it, really living it!" -Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett. WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. If you think that Ed Sanders, the kid that played Toby in Sweeney Todd is freakn' hot and has the most amazing singing voice you have ever heard, like ever, copy and paste this to your profile! te-he! you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and past this into your profile Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver. Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Ever stop to think and forget to start again? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "You will die in seven days..." A friend helps you up when you fall. A BEST friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you thier umbrella in the rain. A BEST friend takes yours and says, "RUN, bitch! RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM If you think 'Tobett' is the most disgusting/disturbing thing on the face of the earth (Shes flipping 30-something and he's like 12!), please, copy and past this on your profile Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile. If you like wearing black and acting goth, but aren't, post on profile. If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile. Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'l die and it will all be YOUR FAULT. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, geez! EMO kids have cool hair. EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. Education is important, school however, is another matter. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Music is love in search of word. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world go, "WTF??" If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. Come join the dark side, we have cookies!! mu hu hu ha ha ha!! If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird? i've got ADD and magic markers, oh the fun I will have 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!), 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off. If you support Sweenett and think that Sweeney Todd should've ended differently, and are willing to space out in many classes just to come up with an alternate ending, copy this into your profile Sweenett is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its ahell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.) If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, THeThroppSistersandCompany (Elphaba)-Gryffindor, ByTheBeautifulSea- Slytherin-Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Hufflepuff forever!) SWEENETT IS AWESOME! If you agree with this statemant and also belive the oven was electric, and the razor was rubber, than copy and paste this onto your profile! If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mrs.Lovett is my conscience!=D) If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you have watched Sweeney Todd so much that the DVD skips... ROCK ON!! Seriously, the DVD has no scratches, and the other day it skipped. o_O If you hate awesome musicals with sadistic barbers and ladies who bake people into pies, There is something seriously wrong with you. Kay? I saw that on Rikku's Confessional's profile, and I completely agree with her, so I copied and pasted it. How can you not like movies like that??- Me and my friend watched ST and she hated it, so I assumed the fetel possision and sang the song that Mrs.Lovett sings before she died, my friend thought I was going insane, it was pretty flipping sweet If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!! If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile (V) Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug(SWEENEY!!), copy and paste this into your profile. Crazy is when you get sugar high to scare the crap out of your friends then bring Sweeney Todd lyrics to school and memorize them. Crazy is when you get together with your Johnny Depp-obsessed friend and have a Sweeney Todd singalong in the middle of orchestra class completely from memory. Hey, it's music, isn't it? If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile. Crazy is when you go through the halls singing "Sweeney Todd" lyrics and than writing them down on your paper instead of doing your actual work. Crazy is when every little thing reminds you of the movie "Sweeney Todd" even when someone says the word "properly."- yah remember the part when Mrs.L was all, "shut the door properly!" Crazy is when you randomly start talking/singing in a british accent because something reminded you of "Sweeney Todd". Crazy is when you do your hair like Mrs. Lovett almost everyday and people look at you like your insane. crazy is when you have to be esquarted by a nurse out of math class because you started uncontrolably sobbing about what Sweenett could have been... sob If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you love "You Shall Drip Rubies", copy this into your profile. :D!! If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile! If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile. -- Please If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile. You know you live in the year 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you think Dorthey should just get her own damn slippers!! copy and paste this onto your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead who keeps your picture in his wallet who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants who holds your hand in front of all his freinds who thinks your beautiful without makeup one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! This was just cute, and ultimately true, if you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile Paste this into your profile is you're a procrastination addict If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money. If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. Crazy is when you want to move to England just because they have the best vocabulary you've ever heard in your life! Crazy is when you write down the lyrics to your favorite musical songs during class, along with your own added commentary. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile If you think that stupid Sonny should go to therapy to fix his 'coocoo for cocoa puffs' issue, copy and paste this to your profile If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile if you hate Lucy Barker, and think Sweeney should just marry Mrs.Lovett already, copy and paste this onto your profile!! If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile Crazy is when you are listening to a Sweeney Todd song, then at any random moment you burst out a random part of the song Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you start sobbing in class about what Sweenett could have been, and you must be escorted to the nurses office. If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have had mean teachers who you think act like idiots sometimes and If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. You Say Pink As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...random cackle copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile If you were so dissapointed with the original ending for sweeney todd you will space out in class and think of alternative ending copy and paste this into your profile. ~Oh yah, every day If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. 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