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ello loves!

I real realy fancy, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Twilight, wicked and last but not least, Sweeney Todd!!

anyways, someday I will be an actress, and I will of course star in the remake of

Sweeney Todd, (as Mrs.Lovett if you havent already guessed) next, I will go on to be

Elphaba on BROADWAY!! I am a HUGE Sweenett lover, and Elphie/Feyiero I am a team jacob,

ginny-draco person (please dont hate me) as well... basicly I am a realy hard-core fan-girl

(or I just realy need a hobby!) anyways... I like writing...ummmm yah thats about it,

we all deserve some pie!

anyways, loves, reviews are apreciated on all of my fics, please be nice:)

Ok I have discovered the secret of doing my hair exactly like Mrs.Lovett's. I will

share it with you now, Put your hair into pigtails, llloooossseee pigtails, But leave

one strand of hair down. Than pin little parts of your pigtails up in disarade ways,

when your done with that, spay it with hairspray and rat sevaral places, but not

the whole thing, just spots. Now, remember that little strand of hair we left

hanging out of the pigtail? Yah, that things important, take a thin curling iron,

and curl it very tight. Now, my readers, you have Mrs.Lovett hair, if you hair

is not curly, braid it the night before while your hair is wet and sleep on it.

I do this every morning before school and I always look awesome, good luck!

Ships I support:

Sweenett- What the hell else?

Benett- It's ment to be!!

Tohanna-Toby needs love to!

Johanthony- well, it's not that origanal, but we all know how it turned out!

Draco/Ginny (Harry Potter)

Draco/Harry (H.P)

Ron/Hermionie (H.P)

Luna/Nevile (H.P)

Luna/Draco (H.P)

Erik/Christine (Phantom) I

Ships I HATE!!

Turpanna (eeewww!)

Tobett (WTF?!)

Bency (LUCY SUCKS!!)

Swucy (see statement above)

Anthovett (once again, wtf!?)

thank you if you support my ships, if you don't, you suck. (especialy you Lucy lovers! shudder TEAM LOVETT! BARKER'S GOIN' DOWN!!)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


Awesome things said by me, and friends:

Ok, so me and my 3 friends just got finished watching Sweeney Todd, and it was like midnight. We go realy board and decided to name this pillow Toby,

Than, one of my friends starts making us go to sleep, so I don't want to,

Me: randomly cracking up

Friend 1: Starts laughing to

Everyone: cracking up

Friend 2: Why are we laughing?

Me: Toby said something funny.

Everyone: stares at me like I'm a phsyco (which I am BTW)

Me and my little sister discusing why Tiny Tim is ill @ the Scrooge tryouts:

Sister: Why is tiny Tim sick?

me: idk...

Sister: does he have AIDs??

me: ...

So... now this awesome quote is from me and 1 of my friends, we were watching this thing on bee's for some reason,

Guy on T.V: The queen bee mates with all the other bee's, and then kills them, making an actual popping sound...

Friend 1: Sound like Paris Hilton...

Me: hystarical laughter ensues

Now, my dear readers, are in my history class, my teacher is trying to teach us about some anchient civilization,

Teacher: Now, here is a picture of one of the most important person in Mesopatamia

pulls up picture of priest

Freind 1: What is that?

Teacher: It's a priest...

Me: Have a little priest!

Teacher: gives odd look

Freind 2: Is it realy good?

Me: Sir, it's to good, at least, they don't commit sins in the flesh, so it's pretty fresh!

Freind 2: Awful lot of fat,

Me: Only were it's at,

rest of class: stares in awe

Teacher: ??

Freind 2: Havent you got poet or something like that?

Me: No, you see the trouble with poet is 'ow do you know it's deseaced, try the priest!

Freind: Is that squire on the fire!

Teacher: claps hands Shhhhhhh!

Me and friend 1 and 2: Sorry...

Teacher: gives us lunch detention for teaching the class a little thing about awesomeness

Ok, so now me and my mom are in the car, and were litsening to 'By the sea'

mom: Why does it say 'uncle eddie legitimized'?

me: mom... thats a sexual innuendo...

mom: What? No it's not!

Me: It say 'rumpled bedding' not... 'uncle eddie'

mom: Ohhhhh... that makes more sense...

If the angel of music sings song in your head, copy and paste this to you profile ;D

Ways to know you are obsessed with Sweeney Todd:

1. Every time you hear the word 'epiphany' you immediately think of someone saying 'how about a shave?'

2. 'Baker' and 'widow' become one and the same to you.

3. You find yourself unable to consume a meat pie without gagging or giving the chef a funny look.

4. You can't sit in a barber's chair without checking for gears beneath the cushion.

5. Con-men all start to have a strange Italian accent, even when they really don't.

6. The phrase 'God that's good' makes you think of cannibalism.

7. Any form of lyrics with the line 'pretty women' gives you the odd feeling of someone hovering over you holding something sharp.

8. You have a strange phobia of tea kettles.

9. Whenever you see a building with a window on the roof, you think of Sweeney Todd up there

10. You drive by a Barber shop and think 'hmm'

11. when you see someone wearing a black and white striped shirt, it reminds you of Sweeney in his beach outfit...

You know you're Sweeney Todd Obssessed When:

Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart.

You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O.

You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd.

You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. Believe me, it's hard. I live two hundred metres from the ocean lol.

You've written your own Sweeney fic.

Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think!

You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset,

red and white by the sea bustle dress...

Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

"~Things I have learned from sweenett fan fiction~

Deep down, (really deep), Sweeney means it when he calls Mrs. Lovett 'pet', 'love', etc.

Albert was mean to Nellie and bossed her around.

Mrs. Lovett's first name is either Nellie or Eleanor.

Sweeney gets mad and explodes if you call him Benjamin.

Sweeney is Nellie's protector.

When on a scary rollercoaster, Sweeney can hold on to Mrs. Lovett without caring if anyone cared.

Sweeney is able to forgive.

"Life is for the alive, my dear, so lets keep living it, just keep living it, really living it!" -Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you think that Ed Sanders, the kid that played Toby in Sweeney Todd is freakn' hot and has the most amazing singing voice you have ever heard, like ever, copy and paste this to your profile! te-he!

you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and past this into your profile

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "You will die in seven days..."

A friend helps you up when you fall. A BEST friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you thier umbrella in the rain. A BEST friend takes yours and says, "RUN, bitch! RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM

If you think 'Tobett' is the most disgusting/disturbing thing on the face of the earth (Shes flipping 30-something and he's like 12!), please, copy and past this on your profile

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you like wearing black and acting goth, but aren't, post on profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.

Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'l die and it will all be YOUR FAULT.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, geez!

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world go, "WTF??"

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Come join the dark side, we have cookies!! mu hu hu ha ha ha!!

If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

i've got ADD and magic markers, oh the fun I will have

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!),

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.

If you support Sweenett and think that Sweeney Todd should've ended differently, and are willing to space out in many classes just to come up with an alternate ending, copy this into your profile

Sweenett is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its ahell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, THeThroppSistersandCompany (Elphaba)-Gryffindor, ByTheBeautifulSea- Slytherin-Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Hufflepuff forever!)

SWEENETT IS AWESOME! If you agree with this statemant and also belive the oven was electric, and the razor was rubber, than copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mrs.Lovett is my conscience!=D)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have watched Sweeney Todd so much that the DVD skips... ROCK ON!! Seriously, the DVD has no scratches, and the other day it skipped. o_O

If you hate awesome musicals with sadistic barbers and ladies who bake people into pies, There is something seriously wrong with you. Kay? I saw that on Rikku's Confessional's profile, and I completely agree with her, so I copied and pasted it. How can you not like movies like that??- Me and my friend watched ST and she hated it, so I assumed the fetel possision and sang the song that Mrs.Lovett sings before she died, my friend thought I was going insane, it was pretty flipping sweet

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

(V)
(O.o)
( ) /_

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!
That's one beasty day!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
coughSweeneyToddcough

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug(SWEENEY!!), copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy is when you get sugar high to scare the crap out of your friends then bring Sweeney Todd lyrics to school and memorize them.

Crazy is when you get together with your Johnny Depp-obsessed friend and have a Sweeney Todd singalong in the middle of orchestra class completely from memory. Hey, it's music, isn't it?

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

Crazy is when you go through the halls singing "Sweeney Todd" lyrics and than writing them down on your paper instead of doing your actual work.

Crazy is when every little thing reminds you of the movie "Sweeney Todd" even when someone says the word "properly."- yah remember the part when Mrs.L was all, "shut the door properly!"

Crazy is when you randomly start talking/singing in a british accent because something reminded you of "Sweeney Todd".

Crazy is when you do your hair like Mrs. Lovett almost everyday and people look at you like your insane.

crazy is when you have to be esquarted by a nurse out of math class because you started uncontrolably sobbing about what Sweenett could have been... sob

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you love "You Shall Drip Rubies", copy this into your profile. :D!!

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

-- Please
--put this on ur
--page if you hate
--miley cyrus and think
--she is a really bad
--role model for
--little girls
--and cant sing!
--thank you!!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
coughsweenettscough

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you think Dorthey should just get her own damn slippers!! copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead

who keeps your picture in his wallet

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

This was just cute, and ultimately true, if you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

Paste this into your profile is you're a procrastination addict

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Crazy is when you want to move to England just because they have the best vocabulary you've ever heard in your life!

Crazy is when you write down the lyrics to your favorite musical songs during class, along with your own added commentary.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile

If you think that stupid Sonny should go to therapy to fix his 'coocoo for cocoa puffs' issue, copy and paste this to your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

if you hate Lucy Barker, and think Sweeney should just marry Mrs.Lovett already, copy and paste this onto your profile!!

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

Crazy is when you are listening to a Sweeney Todd song, then at any random moment you burst out a random part of the song

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you start sobbing in class about what Sweenett could have been, and you must be escorted to the nurses office.

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If you have had mean teachers who you think act like idiots sometimes and
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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You say High School Musical
I say Sweeney Todd
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Helena Bonham Carter
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Johnny Depp
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different..
And That You All Are
ALL THE SAME


As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that
wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You
will have your heart broken probably more than once and
it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so
remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight
with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things
an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast,
and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too
many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never
been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset
is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be
afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never
begin.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

If you were so dissapointed with the original ending for sweeney todd you will space out in class and think of alternative ending copy and paste this into your profile. ~Oh yah, every day

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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs psas it on!

Bye my friends! I love you all! Lucy sucks, DON'T FORGET IT!!

-Nellie-flipping-Lovett

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Sweeney Todd& The Demon Children of Fleet Street 2 by Crystal-Beast Onix Scorpion reviews
When Jack The Ripper kidnaps Jenny, Keena feels it's up to her to rescue her friend, but Sweeney is determined to protect her. Will Keena save Jenny or will it be a fate worse than what she thinks?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Sweeney Todd & The Demon Children of Fleet Street by Crystal-Beast Onix Scorpion reviews
After being abused by her foster family, Keena runs away. She finds herself being rescued by Antony from her faveroute movie Sweeney Todd, with her friend Jenny. Can they save everyone and put things right or will it end the same way for them too?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Proof of Heaven by Pamena reviews
A world in which Lucy never took the poison, Johanna is no one’s ward, and Sweeney Todd comes home to a normal family. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,642 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Roses of Life by La Femme Victorienne reviews
She never thought it would come to this. Yet here Christine stood, before her Angel, faced with a choice. Though she knows he is dangerous as he has proven time and time again, something still explicitly draws her to him. She descends further with him, her only hope that her decision will not burn her alive.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,338 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Erik, Christine
The Chosen One by tulipsandcannibals reviews
There was a second Potter child, forgotten on the night of her parents death. Adopted by the infamous Bellatrix Lestrange, and lusted over by the filth of the Death Eaters, will the true Chosen One ever be revealed? Rated T for teenage sex later on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,152 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Dear Life by Grumbello reviews
Galinda Upland and Elphaba Thropp live in sepertate parts of Oz. Through a bad assignment, pure luck and Gelphie attraction, our two witches find their personalities overcome the many miles seperating them from their true love.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
Hauntings of the Past by KhaleesiKorra reviews
When Mell and Ella Hope's parents die in a tragic fire, they are sent to live with their Auntie Lovett. But when they arrive, They find a very scared boy who claims to be Mrs. Lovett's son. Toby/oc with a touch of supernatural. under revision!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tobias R.
Stolen by sprinkledwithpearls reviews
."He climbed out the window and into the crisp, cool air of the night, whispering one last thing to the angel lying in his arms. 'Let the dream begin'." A continuance of the movie/musical with touches of Kay. EC. Chapter 15 posted!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,202 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009
the Angel of Hell by LittleLotteChoosesScorpian reviews
We've past the point of no return." When Christine is no longer to be Madame De Chagny, will the angel of music take her back under his wing? Or will he eject her back into the hell she rose from... R&R pretty please! T for swearing and violence
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,930 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010
A Phantom's Touch by Cristy201 reviews
When Christine finds herself unable to stop thinking of the man she left behind she decides to go looking for him in hopes of mending what she broke, but the road she must journey is not straight or flat and she will have to face many trials. C/E--C's POV
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Illusions That Confine Us by Ratty Darling reviews
After his revenge, Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got married and are now living by the seaside. But not everything is what it seems. Will Sweeney Todd grow to love his new wife? Or will their relationship remain the same? Sweenett/Toddett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Back to the Past! by Ryoko368 reviews
**This story won't be completed. I am leaving it up anyway for those who enjoyed it**An unlikely person helps shake things up a bit in the Sweeney Todd story. Gradual Sweenet. Romance/Humor/SciFi/SPOOF/Adventure/Drama
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Child of the Wilderness by Isabeau Jones reviews
The Phantom finds his love, come back after being exiled from her home with Raoul, but a nasty shock awaits Erik....
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Try Once More by PhantomofErik reviews
Title subject to change. A month after Christine leaves, she is having second thoughts about going with Raoul. She leaves her wedding to find the Phantom. Story from both Christine and Erik's point of view. Hope you like it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009
Learn To Be Loved by mamaXunicorn reviews
My take on what should have happened during the 'All I Ask Of You' scene.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
Miracles by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Two months after his death, Mrs. Lovett has to deal with the result of granting her husband's last wish. To her utter surprise, none other than Sweeney Todd is willing to help her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,358 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Beauty In the Mask by angelfishlex reviews
Takes place after Christine removes the Phantom's mask and he yells at her angrily. This is my version of what took place as he was taking her back to the opera house... ONE-SHOT!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Phantom of the Opera in group therapy by Violet Eyes of Fire reviews
The chracters of Phantom of the Opera need to work out their issues in a productive, nonviolent way. Through group therapy! What could possibly go wrong? If you read, please review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Sunshine & Daisies by ss9 reviews
Widowed at 28 Nellie Lovett is alone, childless and friendless until a chance encounter in Covent Garden market sets her on a new path, a chance to take by force the child she always wished was hers.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,900 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Johanna B., Eleanor L., Beadle B., Judge Turpin
Competition by HalleLovett reviews
Mrs. Lovett and Mrs. Mooney were friends for a short while ago. They now are enemies compeating to win the pie enterprise of London and... for the love of Mr. Sweeney Todd.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,680 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Eleanor L.
Our Story by xXc0okieSsNcrEamXx reviews
Something's wrong with Graziella. It's alot better than it sounds, but I've never been good with summaries. Please R&R, but don't be too harsh. This is my very first FanFiction. Rated T for some mature elements.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
It's So Quiet by Deadly Poppy reviews
It's so quiet in the Potter house once James, Albus, and Lily all leave for Hogwarts. But will Ginny's news be able to cheer Harry up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Stay with me,Mr T by cookie-monster101 reviews
Life ain't a fairytale. But maybe some happy endings actually do happen. Eventual Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
AHHHH! by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
My first oneshot! Fiyero and Elphie take their kids on a road trip to visit Galinda. Just think, kids, long car ride and two AWESOME parents
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Spoofy Todd: Yet Another Parody From Fleet Street by Luminaires reviews
Originality? What's that? Yep, it's another parody of The Movie, in which there are anachronisms galore, girlie men aplenty, terrible song parodies, and much, much more. Read, review, repeat. FINALE CHAPTER UP NOW!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Sudden Desire by x-nellie-lovett-x reviews
What did your Lucy look like?" Mrs. Lovett asked Mr. Todd one morning. What would have happened if Anthony hadn't burst in at that moment? Sweenett one-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Demon Trio of Fleet Street by TypicallyDorky reviews
Two good friends, Savannah and Kerbie, wind up in the Sweeney Todd movie by a phenomenal accident. You can imagine how badly that could end. Complete!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Barber Angst by Awkward Frenchie reviews
Sweeney feels cranky and pubescent today and he doesn't know why. Sequel of sorts to "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sweeney T. - Complete
No Place like Texas by TypicallyDorky reviews
Parody. If Sweeney were a Texan, how different would his arrival be from that of London? R&R.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Bloody Emotions by marycasa13 reviews
He should love ME! Nellie's POV, sorta-sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Babies in their Diapers by Neon Blaqk reviews
A year later after all the madness Sweeney and Nellie have a child of their own. Sweeney seems to be having problems though. Dumb Summary short story could it get any worse? xD Toby's POV! And yes, Toby calls Sweeney FATHER.One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
My Little Ponies by Miss Annabel Lenore Ragg reviews
"Have you ever noticed how freaky My Little Ponies look when they're faced straight at you?" Our Demon Barber of Fleet Street puts forth this damning question...and silliness ensues. Crack!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
An Unconventional Circumstance by Incogneat-o reviews
Sweeney's contrasting and difficult emotions bring about a huge problem. How will this affect Sweeney's, Mrs. Lovett's, Toby's, Anthony's, and Johanna's lives? Read and find out. -Takes place after Little Priest-
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,774 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
When the Dream Ends by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett has a bad dream and Sweeney Todd goes to her room to investigate. A short, sad little one-shot. Read and reviews!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Little Lessons by Spitfire47 reviews
“Can I learn?” Toby said innocently. Read and Review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Tobias R., Sweeney T. - Complete
If We Could Be by marycasa13 reviews
Sweeney decides to take in Toby as his "apprentice" and never in a million years would Mrs. Lovett imagine the ways it would strengthen the bonds between her odd little family. Gradual Sweenett!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Botched Up by zrose reviews
Mrs. Lovett seems different. Wait, since when has Sweeney ever noticed anything about her? Isn't he supposed to be the only one around here to go through an identity shift? What's a Muggle, and where or when is our favorite red-haired baker? HP crossove
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sweeney T., Lucy B.
Things Left Unknown by xDoubleIndemnity reviews
Some things are better left unknown. Three drabbles exploring what our characters don't know about their loved ones.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by Awkward Frenchie reviews
Anthony hears a mysterious ticking noise..."Hope. Hope. Anthony Hope." R&R!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Tea time by Spitfire47 reviews
Sweeney Todd gets invited to Judge Turpin's house for tea! Very random story, you have been warned. Read and Review
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Judge Turpin, Sweeney T. - Complete
The Weekend by linalove reviews
It takes place before Benjamin went to prison. Ben asks Nellie to help him with Johanna because Lucy won't be there for a whole weekend. What happens? Ben/Nellie. Complete.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 69,106 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L. - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Sweeney To Nellie: I Love You by snowseal135 reviews
As his cold gets worse, Sweeney seems to be over-run with his angsty memories about Mrs. Lovett and all that happened when he hid his relationship with Nellie from Lucy, and of course, what happened when Lucy found out.Sweenett/Bennett. Reviews are cool!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
What is That? by Scarlett Masquerade reviews
What exactly does Nellie feed Sweeney and Toby...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Christmas: Nellie Style by Scarlett Masquerade reviews
What will Nellie get Sweeney for Christmas? Some adult humor...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Heart Of Rubies by Ratty Darling reviews
What if Mrs. Lovett didn't scream? Being that Sweeney Todd has had his revenge, will Mrs. Lovett ever have her dream of the man she loves? Or will Mr. Todd continue brooding away as she is left ignored and her love unrequited? Toddett/Sweenett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,894 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Second Chances by Lola Louise reviews
Now that Lucy's dead, will Sweeney Todd seize the Second Chance he's been given and see what's right in front of him? Alternate ending. Sweenett. Rated for mature themes. Based on the movie. Read and REVIEW, please!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Aunt Sweeney by Toph94 reviews
Have YOU got a problem? If so, just let Sweeney Todd, the world’s best agony aunt and his friends and enemies solve it!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008
The Ghost of Her by Barcavolio reviews
You're in love with a ghost, the ghost of her...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Karma by silverxxprincess reviews
Dramione. Draco gets Hermione pregnant; can they learn to cope with the trials of pregnancy together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweeney Todd and Company by Horror Friction reviews
3 girls were watching the movie. One girl got angry and sent the other 2 into the movie to watch their fate, but it didn't turn out quite like she planned. She did have fun watching it though. that was the best I could come up with. by Julia and melody
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
Lifeless by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
It's diluted . . . Oh, the hypocrisy. Todd/Lovett if it makes you happy
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Ask Grandma Sweeney by SexxiGogglz reviews
Sweeney Todd starts an advice column and becomes a bit more outgoing. It's a bit OOC at some parts and it's my first story, but I hope you'll like it and help it improve! Disclaimer: I'm nothing but a teenage writer wanna-be and own nada of importance.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Peanut by Pipsky reviews
Jack and Jack fight over a peanut. My first fanfic. Please review! Oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Flare Up by Ash Light reviews
Action's cousin has had a proper 'church' up-bringing. How then is her mother gonna cope with her trying to join the Jets, wagging off school and developing a crush on a certain Jet lieutenant?
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005
Playing Hooky: A Whatif Scenario by bobmcbobbob1 reviews
Christine needs more time for a decision not to be taken lightly. Knowing that the performance of Erik's opera is a pivoting point, she skips out, naturally changing everything. EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
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Forcing Sweenett: The Epic Plan reviews
you all know what I'm talking about when I say... 'The Lucy Issue' well, I am Liz, and I'm here to fix it! Sweenett R&R and I'll get Sweeney to give you a hug!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Sweeney chat! reviews
What would happen if all the characters from Sweeney Todd were in a chat room? Ever wondered? Weeeelll... read and find out! Be nice though!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Sweeney Todd REALY screwed up reviews
I got bored and decided to write this master-piece! It's my first fic so revew, but don't kill me! Please? anyways, just my idea of sweeney todd. God I love that movie!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Out of Sticky Hearts reviews
Pretty much a useless Valentines story, in a sense it's romantic, if you like serial killers running out of pink sticky hearts to make a valentine for everyones favorite baker, this is the story for you! P.S this make NO sense at all!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Holly:A Sweeney Todd Christmas reviews
it's christmas, and Sweeney Todd is not a happy camper, when Mrs. Lovett and him go out ice-skating, something happens, and no, Mrs.Lovett does not fall through the ice! I promise, reveiws are love!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Romance Novels reviews
Mrs.Lovett goes through all her romance novels, crosses out the charecters names, and adds her's and Sweeney's, what happens when he finds them? fluffy and cute reveiws are love!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete