HystericalParoxysmhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Dragon Age. I am completely, absolutely, positively new to fan fiction. Writing it, that is, not reading. I've been writing fiction for years, but I've never tried my hand at fan fiction until recently. I'm rusty and need some work. 4 years of writer's block can do that to an individual. I enjoy reading a well written story with a plot that grabs my interest and rough around the edges characters (Arishok & Loghain anyone?) that just beg to be allowed into my heart, if only a little. I like a little (or a lot) of smutty good times. Come say hello. I may bite :) |
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I Shall Endure Book 2: In Plain Sight by Melysande reviews
Escaping Howe's attack, Lys Cousland leaves Highever burning behind her to travel south to find Fergus. Disguised as Mel, a mercenary, she will need all her intelligence & strength to survive the coming year as she joins friends, old & new, to battle Blight, Civil War & continuing Orlesian threats. A canon divergent view of the Fifth Blight. Cover image by I Heart Apostates
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 570,334 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Alistair, Cousland] Loghain M. T. - Complete
Starkhaven is for Lovers by tinyfierce reviews
Long after the Arishok leaves Kirkwall and Hawke behind, she and Sebastian enter into an amicable yet loveless betrothal as they attempt to retake Starkhaven. But the road to the throne isn't easy, and neither is such an arrangement. Extended cameo by everyone's favorite Antivan elf.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,514 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zevran A., Sebastian V., Hawke (F) - Complete
A brave new Pairing by sweetnessnme reviews
Elizabeth Hawke is thrust in a political and dangerous upheaval. All the while losing everyone she holds dear. Will she find her glimmer of hope in the most unlikely of places? Can a Qunari Warlord and a Fereldan refugee battle the odds and come out on top? Or is their relationship doomed? What surprises are in store for our couple?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,465 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Arishok, Hawke (F)]
Ser by RenShep reviews
Hawke finds she enjoys pushing Cullen; Cullen demonstrates great restraint. She considers him a (gorgeous) prig, he considers her a (tempting) pest. Tension ensues. A passionate rivalmance between an impulsive apostate Hawke and the uptight Knight-Captain of Kirkwall.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,415 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Hawke (F), Cullen
Enslavement by LibraMoon reviews
AU. Mages have always been little more than cursed weapons, but even the Chantry could tell their potential. The Tower was little more than a ring of forced prositution and the plight of the mages was far more than a lack of freedom. Dark themes, mature
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,566 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Unshaken by the Darkness, Book Two: Lights in the Shadow by Herebedragons66 reviews
Rhianna's duty weighed heavily as she turned 18, when she was promised to a king, rather than the man she loved. Now, a blight threatens to destroy her homeland, and her life will take a turn she never expected. Sequel to Unshaken by the Darkness: The Teyrn's Lovely Daughter. Follows and expands on canon events; AU in some ways. May contain spoilers for all books & games.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 359,479 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
Impropriety by Maeghan Sullivan reviews
Terrible circumstances can certainly bring people together - if the Inquisition has taught anybody anything - but when people come together, things do not always work out as they should. Inquisitor Trevelyan and Commander Cullen are about to find that fact out firsthand, and question the importance of professionalism along the way. f!mage!Trevelyan/Cullen
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,607 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Inquisitor, Cullen] Trevelyan
The Mark of Fate by mpissott reviews
Cullen is infatuated with the Inquisitor from the moment they meet. Little does he know, she feels the same. Disclaimer: All recognizable content belongs to Bioware.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Cullen, Inquisitor
Dragon's Heart by GDH reviews
Hawke had listened to Fenris' tales of the time he lived among the Fog Warriors and developed a liking for some of the Qunari's customs; however, traditional Qun laws are much too oppressive, and she presented a challenge for the Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Arishok, Hawke (F)
The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (F) - Complete
Where the Heart Lies by Sataareth reviews
A while after F!Hawke gave Isabela to the Arishok to save Kirkwall, she realizes that she has feelings for him and leaves for Par Vollen in search of both her happiness at the warlord's side and the certainty only the Qun can offer. Will she succeed in achieving these seemingly conflicting goals?Rated M for later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Arishok, Hawke (F)
I Shall Endure Book 1: Brief Shining Moments by Melysande reviews
Ruled by King Maric Ferelden thrived after Rebellion's end, while Highever flourished under the Couslands. Melysande Cousland grew up in happy times, but after King Maric's disappearance, Ferelden changed. This canon divergent growing up story takes Lys to the brink of Blight and Civil war accompanied by my OC joining the canon crew. Cover image by Chenria.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 69 - Words: 477,524 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Alistair, Cousland] Loghain M. T. - Complete
Beauty and the Ox-man by Katie Krazy reviews
F!hawke / Arishok pairing. What if when the Arishok asked for Isabella for her theft, Hawke offers herself instead of dueling him? Starting at black powder promise , some in game retelling but mostly stuff I made up. Game, characters and places (apart from a few) all owned by Bioware, I just enjoy the tale and wanted more options! R&R! (read and rate.) Much love, katie. RATED M
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Arishok, Hawke (F)
Conspiracy by Tuffet37 reviews
AU where the turians are kept as pets and considered little more than smart animals. Spectre agent Shepard, by chance, uncovers the dark truth hidden by those in power and struggles to bring the truth to light. M for violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,577 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Saren A., Nihlus K. - Complete
In a Nearly Perfect World by dragonmactir reviews
Starting five years before the events of Origins, a stand-alone piece that could be seen as a thoroughly AU companion to The Return. What would have happened for Loghain Mac Tir and Elilia Cousland if one small but significant piece of the Origins puzzle were taken out of the picture. Independent storyline; need not be read to understand other DA fic or vice versa.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 173,385 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, Anora, Loghain M. T.
Unshaken by the Darkness, Book One: The Teyrn's Lovely Daughter by Herebedragons66 reviews
As the daughter of a teyrn, Rhianna Cousland is no stranger to duty. But as she leaves childhood behind, she fears her duty - to family, king, and country - may come into conflict with the desires of her heart, and her relationship with Loghain Mac Tir. Cover artwork by Epsifawnshawn (please follow the Extras link on my profile for additional information).
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 80 - Words: 518,738 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Cousland, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by Bulmaveg-Otaku reviews
"Leng laughed resentfully. 'That will hardly convince me. From what I can tell you seem to be getting quite a kick out of this. Your file never mentioned you had a penchant for the sadistic.' He watched as Shepard's lip tried to slide into a sneer. 'I usually don't, but for you, I'll make an exception.'" Cannon till Sanctuary then goes AU - FSheng with hints of FShenko and FShrios
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,543 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Kai Leng
Basalit-an by FenZev reviews
The Story of Hawke and the Arishok: The Unexpected Demands of the Qun. Hawke, a fierce warrior, and the Arishok, the leader of the Qun: two very different personalities work together to uncover the corruption within Kirkwall. As they learn about each other, a mutual respect turns into something more. Rated M for language and adult content. Co-writers Wintryone & LucienGrey.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,984 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Arishok, Hawke (F)] Fenris, Tallis - Complete
Following Fate by Taffia reviews
Enraged at a shattered Kirkwall, Hawke flees to join the Qunari. But her search for stability and peace is challenged at every turn. Hunted by princes and pirates, she embraces her purpose amidst the chaos, and the world will shake before her.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 155,261 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
Special Training by ChristineFury reviews
Collection of vignettes involving Ellen Shepard during her Spectre training with her mentor, Saren Arterius. AU/smut. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Saren A.
The Hourglass by Tyanilth reviews
Set after the Landsmeet. Alistair is to marry Anora. Loghain's surrender was accepted, and Muirnara Cousland is left trying to hold together the rags of a party, a battle plan, and her own sanity, with poor success on all three fronts.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,030 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Loghain M. T., Cousland - Complete
Penalty for Winning by tinyfierce reviews
Hawke stayed away from Varric's card games for a reason. Neither likes to back down, and when it comes time to put her money where her mouth is, he doesn't show any mercy. Especially when it could lead to a fantastic story. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
The Arrangement by Addai reviews
There is nothing Loghain Mac Tir would not do for his country, but an arranged marriage with a woman half his age is the last thing he thought might be required. Canon-based AU with Elissa as eldest. Spoilers for The Stolen Throne and The Calling.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,740 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Loghain M. T., Cousland - Complete
Ebasit Kadan by Witch ov the Forest reviews
DAkink. Hawke spends most of her time at the compound to deal with the grief of her recent troubles and losses. Little does she know, this early connection with the Qunari will lead to a huge life change. Arishok/F!Hawke M!Qunari/F!Hawke. Sort of AU. Kinda Shameless
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,504 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Arishok, Hawke (F)] OC
Burning Underwater by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Five years after the Arishok left Kirkwall and Hawke has wandered. A war in the northern mountains provides a violent distraction from a growing passion, but provides more than just a temporary reprieve. Arishok/F!Hawke pairing, slight AU. Rated M.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (M) - Complete
Desire by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Hawke hosts a demon to deliver to Merrill in exchange for the returned affections of the Arishok, but as always...things are never so smooth. Rated M for everything that makes Dragon Age 2 M. Arishok/F!Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Hawke (M), Arishok
Boat to Par Vollen by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Arishok/F!Hawke. Taking Isabela's place was either the worst decision of her life or the smartest... Rated M for sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,963 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Arishok
Mecánica de Muertos by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Just a small story about the courier with her follow Raul; the differences between dead skin and smoothskin. Rated M for violence, sex, and language.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Courier, Raul T.
Sick sick sick sick by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
A raider stakes out the claims of the vault girl and Charon, but for good or ill she catches something very unexpected..M for language, sex and some disturbing themes. Kinkmeme prompt.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Hopped Up by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Vaultie takes Ahzrukhals unsound advice and huffs some jet for the first time, lucky Winthrop is in the right place at the right time to get her through her trip. Fallout kinkmeme fill. M for language and sex, ghouly sex.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Absolution reviews
This is the first fan fiction that I've ever written. I've had this idea in my head for a while and I hope it comes across as well on paper. I've played around a bit with times, ages & made Elissa the oldest, etc. This is a story of Elissa Cousland, born the same year as the Battle of River Dane & Ferelden's liberator, Loghain Mac Tir. Maybe M in later chs. I'm terrible w/summaries
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Alistair, Cousland, Loghain M. T., Maric T.