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In regards to: Reviews: I read a lot of fanfiction and am very choosy in favouriting stories. While not a frequent reviewer I recognize the awesome motivation it is for writers so if I review yours it means I want you to continue. Slash: Doesn't approve of slash, but admits that some makes a good read. Generally I read them as friendship unless they contain fluff or M-rated material. Frequented fandoms: X-men, LOTR, Hercule Poirot Series, My Fair Lady/ Pygmalion, Star Wars, Left for Dead, Half-Life, Matrix, Tomb Raider, Assasins Creed, Merlin, Hannibal, the Vampire Diaries, Zombieland, the Elder Scroll series, Portal, a bit of Harry Potter, Lost etc. Fandoms that need more stories: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Columbo, Asterix and Obelix, The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Mafia, Pulp Fiction etc. |
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Family Game Night by Wreckless Righter reviews
Elijah wants his siblings to partake in a Family Game Night each week in an effort to bring them together as a family again. Unfortunately, a Game Night with The Originals tends to cause a bit of chaos!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,965 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] Rebekah, Kol M. - Complete
The Doctor's Secret by xXdreameaterXx reviews
After the Doctor saved the life of one of Clara's echoes who had been working as a prostitute and helped her build herself a new, better life he vows to never make use of her services. But the worse his relationship with the real Clara grows the harder it seems to resist Oswin's offer. Set during S8.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Time That We Love Best by Nehszriah reviews
Clydebank, Scotland, 1940. John Smith is just trying to get through the war while making himself useful, trading in his paintbrushes for a rivet gun. After a bad day at work, he meets a young English girl at the pub who reads him a bit too well and lingers on his mind a bit too much. [Lots of fluff, slice-of-life, currently post-war]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 223,523 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
A Mirage in Time by c1araoswa1d reviews
After Clara, the Doctor seeks out an Echo to help him move on… and finds himself just as perplexed by her and possibly just as in love.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 108,106 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
More than Time and Money by zevgirl reviews
Every now and then he touched her, his hand brushing her arm or legs, making intimate contact, and the feelings she'd thought were under control would bubble to the surface. Fear, lust, anxiety, and affection all mingled together with the power of a supernova, like a cleansing fire, healing yet all-consuming. f!Shepard/illusive Man.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,968 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 11/28/2012 - [Shepard (F), Illusive Man]
A Lit Wick and Silver Bullets by Random-Battlecry reviews
"Really we're just good friends," they always tell the aliens, and the aliens say, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha," in a manner the Doctor finds to be unnecessarily sarcastic. (Two best friends snog each other across the universe. Whouffaldi fluff.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2015 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
On Some Planets, You Realize, This Means We're Married by Random-Battlecry reviews
Post-Christmas reunion, the Doctor and Clara go for a little peaceful togetherness time. "Bonding ritual" is taken a bit too literally. Major whouffaldi fluff, for which I would apologize if I was at all sorry.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2015 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Gift by Lornesgoldenhair reviews
A chance encounter at Christmas throws the Doctor and Clara together again and the Doctor decides to mark the occasion with a special gift for Clara. It's only when they try to go their separate ways again that the Gift appears to backfire, but does it know their own hearts better than they do? M for adult themes and scenes later in the story
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/4/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Act Three by brindle2 reviews
If I ever direct My Fair Lady, in the last scene Eliza would stand behind Higgins, smiling lovingly but mischievously, the slippers on the backswing aimed at his head, as the lights fade quickly to black. And what happens next? Read on.
My Fair Lady - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 5/1/2012
The Aftermath by Kyonetsu reviews
An unofficial continuation of the No Mercy campaign. What will the Survivors do now that they don't have to fight the Infected? Multi-chapter! Bill x Zoey. Rated for Language! :D Enjoy
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,929 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bill, Zoey
Loyalty to loyalty by asimplylucia reviews
Robert's Rebellion from the POV of Sandor Clegane, Jon Connington and Eddard Stark. A boy's first times, a man struggling with his feelings and a brother's fears. Thanks to my beta reader, Underthenorthernlights!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,505 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sandor C., Eddard S./Ned, Jon C. - Complete
Intimacy Without Intricacy by Daniella Harwood reviews
After Geonosis, Count Dooku asks for a Peace conference to take place between the New Republic and the Jedi, bringing Senators and Masters together in more ways than one. Meanwhile Palpatine aims to unleash a scandal which could break the Republic forever. With references to the film Deception, and Karen Miller's Wild Space, this is a Obidala Clone Wars AU.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,986 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Henry takes Joe on a date by Al Pacinos reviews
Title says it all.
Mafia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Henry T., Joe B.
Dangerous Games by the-writer1988 reviews
Fascination with Obi-Wan Kenobi leads Count Dooku to capture the Jedi Master. Taken to Serenno, Obi-Wan finds himself caught up in a battle between two Sith Lords, enduring trials as the Count seeks to turn him and fighting to survive as another wishes for him to die... all the while Anakin seeks his missing Master. Complete!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,405 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Into the Penumbra by Vialco reviews
Obi-Wan Kenobi is captured on Geonosis by Count Dooku. As the Sith Lord's prisoner, Obi-wan learns the secret identity of the mastermind behind the war and changes the course of galactic history.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku
Before Time Runs Out by LadyMarrowind reviews
She didn't have a reason to live, he gave her one. Gweneth wasn't sure if she regretted walking through that door, for it meant the end of everything she ever was.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,220 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sheogorath - Complete
One Too Many by ruth baulding reviews
Who says you can't mix business and pleasure? The boys track down a person of interest during an extensive pub crawl. Lector caveat: dark humor and exotic highballs.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Terrorist by Negotiatrix reviews
Terrorist: noun 1. a person, usually a member of a group, who uses terrorism. 2. a person who terrorizes or frightens others. 3. what Bruce Banner feels like when he looks at Natasha. A story of grown-ups behaving badly, this has dark and mature content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Love You Madly by The Respectable Pureblood reviews
The road to love is never smooth but it's especially rough where the Daedric Prince of Madness is involved. Dovahkiin has one piece of advice for you. If the madgod Sheogorath comes a-courting? Run. RR? Be ye warned. Short mad chapters ahead.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath
Auf Wiedersehen by Windslayer reviews
"She is desperate. She is drowning. And she doesn't care." Call it a side story. Takes place before, during, and after the film. OC heavy.
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Dr. Schultz - Complete
Battered Souls by Wickedgal08 reviews
When a mysterious illness strikes Elijah, causing him to confuse Elena with former love Tatia, the whole Original family must band together with Elena to try and save his life. AU, set after 3x20. Pairings include Elena/Elijah, Klaus/Caroline etc.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,271 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Elijah, Elena G.
Finding Purpose by wildreams reviews
Her father was finally coming back to a flesh form and Circe Riddle knew what she must do when she face him. No matter what happened, nothing can stopped her, not even her feelings. *The following of Finding 10538*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,354 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Severus S., OC
Escape by Elvendork Amell reviews
A young Remy Hadley Thirteen runs away from her traumatic home life to meet a curious stranger...
Crossover - Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - H. Lecter, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Taken by wheatear reviews
Post-2x15: Elijah succeeds in kidnapping Elena, Katherine is out of the tomb and the Salvatore brothers have one hell of a mess to fix. Sometimes you have no choice but to make a deal with the devil. If you can get the devil to make a deal with you... Elijah/Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,844 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Elena G., Elijah] Damon S., Katherine - Complete
Ascension by 5M1TH reviews
"Face it, Smith. They are keeping us all occupied with this stupid war, while secretly planning a whole new world. Neither Matrix nor Zion were meant to be a permanent solution."
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Smith, A., Trinity
An Indecent Proposal by sassy-satine reviews
Its almost a year into the clone wars. Anakin, Padme and Obi-Wan have been captured by Count Dooku. An indecent proposal is their only hope of freedom. Obidala.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,416 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
Beauty and the Beast by GothicFaery94 reviews
To stop the Mad Hatter's killing spree in her town, Alice's father makes a deal with the madman. He'll give Alice to the Hatter and the madman will stop killing the townspeople. Alice/Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Isn't it Obvious? by Rienuaa reviews
The origins of G-man wrapped up into an epic story full of epicness. Completely non-canon.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Gordon F., G-Man - Complete
A Better Man by vcatrashfiend reviews
Eliza has married Freddy, as foretold by Shaw. Will their little family survive The Great War? Will Higgins ever forgive her? *Reviews are a fanfiction writer's only compensation. Please be generous, even if you hate it!*
My Fair Lady - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,581 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Eliza D., H. Higgins - Complete
When strangers meet by Marjorie Nescio reviews
A colonel looking for an abandoned fiancée meets a baroness.
Crossover - Sound of Music & Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Elsa S., H. Landa - Complete
Two Trains in the Night by Sophia Hawkins reviews
While awaiting the arrival of a train with a suspect onboard, Columbo engages in an interesting conversation with a young woman also waiting for a train. Oneshot.
Columbo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Complete
The Wedding Night by embeodbi reviews
One the night of her wedding to Harry, Sansa finally discovers Littlefinger's true scheme.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sansa S., Petyr B./Littlefinger - Complete
The Fall of San Francisco by Arsidias reviews
With his share of the gold, Tuco, still calling himself Bill Carson, has lived a life of ease as a businessman in San Francisco. But when the great quake of 1906 hits, the 92 year old gunslinger must return to his old ways in order to survive.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Tuco, The Man with No Name - Complete
A night at the office by BritishAlien reviews
A cold winter's night at the LAPD!
Columbo - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Lt. Columbo - Complete
Breaking Free by BookishGal reviews
Incarceration is merely a minor inconvenience when Hannibal Lecter begins playing a delicate game with Clarice Starling. Follows "Silence" movie canon with one change. Rated T for occasional language and sexually suggestive themes.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,452 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Bonded by ToryW reviews
Neither one of them wanted this. At least, they said they didn't. But time together may be just what they each crave. Rated T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,510 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
The Long Answer by BookishGal reviews
Clarice Starling has an opportunity for a future with Hannibal Lecter - if she's willing to take it. Diverges from movie canon near the end of "Hannibal." Rated M for some language and sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,090 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
A Hole in the River by vcatrashfiend reviews
Someone takes the road less travelled, and the end result puts two rivals on equal footing. A story fraught with lost identity, surprise invitations, and male posturing! *Reviews mean a happy and motivated writer!*
My Fair Lady - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Eliza D., H. Higgins
Peace Was Never An Option by cai-ann reviews
The humans wanted weapons to stop Shaw, they got them in a way they could never have imagined. Together they will change the world. May your gods have mercy on your soul, because they will have none. an Erik/charles au with Dark!Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Trust by nyssa123 reviews
AU- After Cuba, Erik decides not to leave. It's all different, now- as Charles adjusts to life in a wheelchair, Erik has to atone for what he's done. In real life, nothing is ever easy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Finding 10538 by wildreams reviews
I'm Circe Riddle and I'm going to kill my father. I just need some help to find him. That's why I'm looking for Black. And then I realised that his friend, R.Lupin is a teacher in Hogwarts and that just makes things so complicated. Can you hear me out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,241 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Game of Trust by wheatear reviews
She doesn't realise that he's adjusting to her comfort levels until it's too late. Elijah/Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/10/2011 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
Because I Said So by littlefaerychild reviews
When Elena was little she had a friend who would visit her in the night. His name was Elijah. Rating is for future chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Elijah, Elena G.
Wolves and Hounds by i8waffles reviews
What would have happened if Arya had gone to get help for Sandor Clegane's injury instead of running away?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Arya S., Sandor C.
Strictly Dishonorable by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
Prompt response to What if?. What if Gibbs and the crew had failed to get the swords to Barbossa and Elizabeth as they confront Sao Feng in his bathhouse? Barbossabeth. Hector Barbossa and Elizabeth Swann.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,610 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hector B., Elizabeth S.
Blackadder Goes to Hogwarts by Kieranfoy reviews
With no other recourse, Albus Dumble calls on Ex-Auror Edmund Blackadder to take up the post of DADA professor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/1/2009
The Ring From Brighton by Eliza1984 reviews
Another My Fair Lady Fic. My take on the mysterious 6 weeks between Ascot and the Ball.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Let A Woman in Your Life by Eliza1984 reviews
I love reviews! This is my first attempt at fan-fiction! I love Higgins and Eliza and My Fair Lady! I have some fluff in there but I try to find a balance.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Deserted by daisychains123 reviews
MFL‘She has even secret mischievous moments in which she wishes she could get him Higgins alone, on a desert island, away from all ties and with nobody else in the world' This is my take on what would've happened on that deserted island. ElizaHenry
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
When in Doubt, it's Love by DataKenobi05 reviews
What if ObiWan was sent to protect Padme and Anakin went to Kamino? Would love blossom between ObiWan and Padme?Umm,yes! OBIDALA
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala