Hypno Platypus
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Joined 03-28-13, id: 4626226, Profile Updated: 03-28-13

Um.

Hi.

Er, my name is Hypno Platypus, as you can obviously see. I like Homestuck a lot, ever since my friend Rambunctious Guest introduced me to it, and I...guess I can write as well. ==

I started a few fan fictions and all, but I ended up getting tired and I deleted them all. Well, that's just me, I guess.

I'm pretty close with the users UninvitedGuest, Rambunctious Guest, and DeliriousUser in real life, and...yeah...oh, read some of UnivitedGuest's stories! They're good!

Am I done here...? Yeah, I'm done.

Bye!

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Red Silk by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
The cafe was cool and cozy, perfect for such a hot summer, and the staff seemed very polite and helpful. It was perfect for a date. Only, this wasn't a date. She was here for the sex and the person she intended to meet was the prostitute who was going to give it to her. He was a handsome man, and she knew it was going to be one expensive ride for her. AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,499 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
primum nil nocere by question the corpus reviews
Sid died. Mira sometimes thinks it would've been for the best if he stayed that way. [Ficlet, some Mira/Sid. Spoilers for chapter 40.]
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2014 - [Mira N., Sid B.] Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Can I Stand in Your Light? by awesomeasusual reviews
TiMER AU. Timers, devices implanted in to people's wrists that countdown until the day a person meets their soul mate, came out to a lovelorn public when Maka Albarn was a young girl. Excited to meet her soulmate, the One she is going to spend the rest of her life with, she obtains one as soon she turns of age. But after ten years with a blank Timer, Maka begins to lose hope.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,082 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
And that's what I call, real music by therewithasmile reviews
Modern Band AU: in which Soul is the drummer to Blackstar's band - and Maka can't help but to find her adoptive brother's bandmate to be very, very hot. SoMa, hints of TsuStar.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Soul Eater, Maka A.] [Tsubaki N., Black Star] - Complete
Inquisitive by therewithasmile reviews
In which Soul and Maka have been dating for a year, but haven't gotten intimate yet. Thus, they begin their exploration into sex and intimacy. Seven one-shots/shorts, prompts taken from SoMa NSFW week. 5: Smooth - because after all this recent surge of sexual activities, a certain white-haired boy needs to kick it back old school and rub one out himself. Solo!Soul - interlude.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
Pants by Rambunctious Guest reviews
Just another average day for the gang. Post-Game oneshot. Rated K just 'cuz. Read and review!
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Neku S., Shiki M., D. Biito/Beat, Rhyme B. - Complete
Shattered Promises by UnwelcomeGuest reviews
Serena Clarks, a teenaged girl, moves to Shibuya from America. From when she was very young, Serena could see things and she knew things she shouldn't know. She always dreams of this promise made and broken, but whenever she wakes up, the dream slips away. She knows that what she can do isn't ordinary and soon finds herself in a tight spot of trouble OCxJosh
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Yoshiya K./Joshua
Are You INSANE? by UnwelcomeGuest reviews
AU. In a parallel world, where the norm is considered abnormal and the abnormal is considered the norm, a young boy manages to escape from an evil organization called the INSANE and is hunted for relentlessly for he is the first escapee. But, no matter what the INSANE are doing that is so evil, the government lets them be, for no one cares about the abnormal.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - E. Ryoma, Seigaku, Rikkaidai, Hyoutei Gakuen
Nightmares of a Paper Crane by UnwelcomeGuest reviews
It's been sometime after the Game had ended and life is going on as usual, Joshua still staying out of sight. Suddenly, Neku finds a strange black piece of paper near Hachiko, an ominous poem is what he sees written on it. He pockets it and continues with his life. Little does he know, this tiny, battered black paper crane is just the beginning of a nightmare. Rated T just in case
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Neku S., Shiki M., Yoshiya K./Joshua, D. Biito/Beat
Straw by Agggghhheptonygm reviews
An incongruously adult and GRIMDARK-ified reimagining of Pokemon, where Jesse and James reach breaking point and decide to revenge themselves upon those they feel have made their lives miserable - starting with Ash, Misty and Brock. M for blood 'n' swears
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete