"There's plenty of fish in the sea, mate," George laughed, clapping Fred on the back, "but you've gone and fallen for a crocodile." Of course, knowing his luck, Fred would fall for the headstrong Slytherin. And of course, knowing his luck, he'd realize it far too late. With war just around the corner, a budding romance is hardly appropriate. But the heart wants what it wants.

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Summer has ended so it means back to school for Alex. Everything seems to be going on fine until the Cullen's pick up and move from Fork, leaving Bella in a depression. How will Alex deal with her mopey sister, crushing on her best friend, and werewolves. The supernatural just can't seem to leave her alone. Jacob/OC [complete]

Could someone please tell me why my brother is such an idiot? Of all the girls Ron could have chosen from, he had to choose Lavender frickin' Brown? Seriously? And now he's dragged Harry into it. Gorgeous, amazing Harry. My best friend's fake boyfriend.

The final battle is over. So how do four extraordinary teenagers fit into an ordinary life? They don't. HP/GW RW/HG. Follows J.K. Rowling's cannon. *I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER.* Rated M for sexual content, language, and over all adult themes.