The time has come for me to go

(I know you hate my passing)

But please don't let your teardrops show

(Even if they're amassing.)

And if you are not saddened by

My short-lived fanfic runthrough

I will not scowl of sniff or sigh

Just say: More power to you!

Yes, I am done writing fanfic, once and for all, and since I can't figure out how to delete this account, I thought I'd put your minds to rest and say that no, nothing new is forthcoming.