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7/13/2017 at 11:30 PM: After years of being lazy and browsing fanfiction.net without an account, I have finally decided to register, mostly due to the fact that the bookmarks section on my iPhone has become inundated with folders of fanfics and I literally have hundreds of tabs open on Safari to avoid accidentally deleting fanfics I haven't bookmarked yet...wish I could say I was joking, but this has gone far enough. Okay. I have no idea how to use this feature since I haven't bothered to actually use the desktop site of FanFiction before until yesterday, so I'm just going to try my best. Anyways *clears throat* hey there! If you're reading this, welcome to my humble corner of fanfiction.net. To be honest I have no idea why you clicked on my profile, but I can guess it was for one of the following reasons: 1). It was an accident (the most likely option), in which case I'd wonder why you haven't left yet 2). I left some comment/review somewhere and you wanted to see the profile of the person who posted it 3). I posted a story on here or something of that sort, though that's probably not the case since I'm mostly here to browse other people's works Some Basic Info About Me Which Will Not Enable You To Successfully Stalk Me :D I am... American 15-18 yrs old Female Straight-haired (jk see my username) A perpetual email-ignorer (guilty) A pretzel lover A chocolate lover A track and fielder A triplet *cue mind being blown* The owner of two obnoxious but lovable goldendoodles and two misandric cats ( Nice to meet you! |
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Metal, Steel, and Magic by messica reviews
Steve Rogers woke up and ran directly into a stranger named Hermione who offered him compassion and comfort before leaving him with an offer to summon her help. Two years passed before he accidentally calls her after recovering his best friend, Bucky, the Winter Soldier. She's a Mind-Healer and may be just what they all needed. Bucky/Hermione/Steve (V relationship).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,916 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 9/6/2017 - [Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier]
Just a Girl by MzMalfoy reviews
A brief meeting between Hermione and Sherlock, as seen by our favorite sociopath. Just a bit of fun. Just added the third and final chapter of this little plot bunny... let me know what you think!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Complete
Mabon: Harvest Mate by Lady Mimi Alice de Yorke reviews
Introduced to another tradition where she doesn't know what's happening, Hermione waits impatiently for her mate to reveal themselves. NonCanon, OOC. Part 6 of my Wheel of the Year Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Pax Matrum by loubug14 reviews
Wizarding Britain has a population problem. Hermione Granger has a solution. But no one is particularly happy with it, especially not her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,217 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Draco M., Neville L.
Of Ravens and Writing Desks by blood.stained.lies reviews
Faint music could be heard coming from across the room. Sherlock spun to his left to see his violin floating in mid-air, as though being held up by an invisible musician. The 'Liebestod' from Wagner's Tristan and Isolde flowed with perfect elegance from the instrument. No musician could ever play with that amount of sheer flawlessness, not without the help of something…more...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,837 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/26/2018 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Wolf Like Me by Nautical Paramour reviews
Hermione never expected to be inflicted with lycanthropy, but after six months and no useful help from Remus, she goes to the one person he warned her against for help: Fenrir Greyback. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 2/4/2018 - [Hermione G., Fenrir G.] Remus L. - Complete
A Not So Unwelcome Journey by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,273 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Nori, Bofur
The Continuing Adventures of Severus Snape, Barista Extraordinaire by Toodleoo reviews
Why on earth is Severus Snape working at Hermione's local coffee shop? She is determined to find out. [A series of 200 drabbles, with 100 words per drabble. Rated for language, balloon animals, sexytimes, and whatnot. A gift for Toblass.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 20,902 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 1/16/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
East Wind by Blue eyes Red heart reviews
Selfless love is harder than Hermione imagined, particularly when it comes to her childhood friend Sherlock. Sherlock was always searched for her even if he didn't remember who she was. His search has lead him to the one thing he swore he would never have...a real job
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,472 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Straight Into Your Arms by Nautical Paramour reviews
Hermione is sent back in time by an unlikely person after Harry is killed during the final battle. She quickly learns that the past wasn't as rosy as everyone remembers. Can she make a better future for everyone with her knowledge of future events? And will she find love with the person she least suspects? A/U James/Hermione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,196 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Watson by Out of Custody reviews
Three years later she's 21 and he is about to meet the love of his life - how will she fit in when he moves on? ("finally" it is in-progress for real, so might as well put it there ;b)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,304 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Hermione G., John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Daddy Issues by cocoartist reviews
One day, James Potter fell out of the sky. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Professor by SableUnstable reviews
Hermione gets a lot more than she bargained for when visiting her wizard at Hogwarts. One-shot, alternate reality, Hermione/Remus, rated M for language and adult content. See inside for further warnings. Written for Worthfull1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Because There Is Not Enough Shermione People by ThisIsB reviews
An impossible case, an unfathomable threat, but what's most puzzling to Sherlock is the woman who now accompanies him everywhere. For her part, Hermione Granger is a professional. Though with Sherlock, it does take extra effort to keep it that way. Updated weeklyish. Unbetaed. All mistakes are Obama's fault.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,554 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Hermione G., Sherlock H.
The Morning After by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Written in honor of the birthday of my wonderful beta-reader Ignoble Bard. King Thranduil faces a great serpent of the North. Movie/Verse, humor, Thranduil; Smaug. Rated T for innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2014
Cause and Effect by Vexel reviews
James Potter had a plan, an ingenious one in fact; graduate from Hogwarts, become an Auror, marry Lily Evans and live happily ever after. Simple, right? Well it was until Hermione Granger decided to show up...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,073 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 163 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
The Doe by Out of Custody reviews
"Indeed. Miss, let me save you from what appears to be an Inquisition hot on your strappy heels in favour of a dance?" . Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wand to the Wise by H. K. Wordsmith reviews
Hermione Granger works for the Ministry of Magic after the wizarding war. Her newest assignment is in nineteenth century London to prevent a future world war, and she is partnered to work along with the local detective, Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., S. Holmes
Those Left Behind by revivingophelia reviews
Only four Gryffindors returned for their seventh year. Set during Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Originally posted to my livejournal community in 2011. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Neville L., Seamus F., Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bit of Christmas Cheer by GlowingRed reviews
Hermione is edgy after dealing with an Azkaban breakout just before the Christmas holidays. Sirius tries to help her unwind, but work and Christmas guests are making his task difficult. A smutty Christmas two-shot with a holiday plot. HG/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Leave It to Solo or Beaver Joins the Alliance by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Han Solo and Chewbacca crash land on a strange, backward planet. Can the Beaver help them get home?
Crossover - Star Wars & Leave It To Beaver - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Han S. - Complete
The Secret of the Forest by Miss Vix reviews
HGDM, HG, RPP LEJP... The forest has many secrets...do animals there resemble a few certain animagus we know and love? And what does this have to do with Draco and Hermione and the annual Snowball fight?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete