Scion's been killed and the world's been saved. Fantastic! Less fantastic: Contessa realizing she's about to spend the rest of her life dodging Legend and assassination attempts. She decides she's going to be happy, even if that means starting all over again in a different world...

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monster Girls But Not in That Way You Weirdo. Yeah, it's a self insert fic. No, he's not sleeping with the cast. That and the really long title is probably the most accurate summary of this thing that you'll get.

Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.

Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequenes of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Taylor Hebert usually triggers in her Locker. But what if an out-of-context being interfered? Features Queen Administrator Taylor. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a proportions joke.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

There are many facets of the Kaleidoscope. Lord Zeltretch is curious as to why one seems to lack Magecraft, and so sets a Kaleidostick to the task. For good or for ill, that kaleidostick has chosen Taylor Hebert as her master. Rated for language

So we send a kid with absolutely no training out into the wide world with only a disobedient Pikachu at his side. What could go wrong, right? Fortunately, we have a grumpy pitch-black legendary to keep an eye on him, although that's not without its pitfalls as well. After all, there is that one suspicious omen..."That the world will turn to shadows and ash."

The Entities wanted to destroy all versions of Earth. Gaia and Alaya objected to that. Hijacking a shard they sent Counter Guardian Emiya through to fight. Now bound to Taylor the pair must adapt and grow in order to face the coming threat. In other words Taylor inherits Archer's powers. Extreme divergences from canon.

In which Courier Six winds up in Brockton Bay, and proceeds to do his thing, to the aggravation of many.

Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.

This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...

General Summary: After the event of Look to Windward, the Hub Mind finds itself inside the head of a certain puny Earthling. What sort of butterflies can a traumatized super uber advanced AI bring to a traumatizing series with a traumatized cast?

When the past meets the present, a new future presents itself. A hero of legend fought against a harbinger of the end, and was victorious. The horror, in its last breath, used the last of its power to send him to the future. To a world covered in darkness. Will he stand by in a world that grows through Bloody Evolution? Not if he gets a say in it!

Because obviously nothing so blatantly screams "humor fic collection" than the struggle of an undying hunter against blood-crazed beasts, lunatics craving the Eldritch Truth, and abominations from beyond the waking world, right? Right?

When considering the Simurgh, it is fair to theorize that all of canon was a Simurgh plot to put Taylor in the best possible position to save the world. But what if the Simurgh decided to take a more direct role in shaping Taylor's story? Short answer? Butterflies. Lots of them. Long answer? Read on!

They thought he died at the hands of Lord Voldemort during the Third Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But a Portkey misshap merely sent him through the cracks of reality. Now, as Voldemort gathers his forces, and the Ministry sticks its head in the sand, Harry Potter returns from a future in another world...and he's brought NERV, as well as his girlfriend Rei, with him...

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

This side story started life as a series of Omakes in my Worm/Luna Varga crossover story "Taylor Varga." It's more or less outgrown that now, with enough words involved to make it viable as a (sort of) standalone story as an experiment. However, it most likely won't make sense unless you have a working knowledge of that story AND Harry Potter, so I'd suggest reading both first :)

Alternate Earths have been theorized for centuries, confirmed for scant decades, and not yet understood in any sort of detail. Yet across them all, it was thought, only Humanity existed in sentience upon the physical plane. The truth, however, could not have been more different. From one of these far worlds came the Fallen Angel known to Earth Bet as Annette Hebert. Harem, AU, More

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

When the Vault Hunters wind up stranded in Amestris with no way to get back, how will it change the FMA universe? Both sides are in for a culture shock. Primary POV: Gaige and Axton, Ed. Minor Gaige/Axton UST. Rated T for violence, occasional hard swearing, sexuality. Looking for constructive criticism.

Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.

Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.

The sun rises over Brockton Bay.

Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!

An omake for Taylor Varga that I may have got a little carried away with :) Knowledge of both canon Worm and canon Taylor Varga is probably required for it to make sense...

Much like the first Helbrass, Taylor never set out to become a Champion of Chaos; much like Pepe Le Pew, Tzeentch just refused to stop messing with her. Blessed (or cursed) with regeneration so powerful that even things nearby can come back to life, she's about to be dropped into awful situations like a spiky harem protagonist.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.

He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Do a little recon, they said. It'll be a short trip, they said. What the Citadel Council didn't anticipate was that once they were through the relay, the crew of the Normandy SR 2 would get entangled in a conflict as old as humanity itself. Welcome to Sanctuary, where Heaven and Hell are more than mere ideas, and the locals are...less than friendly. Rated T for now.

Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?

The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem

This is a Worm crack one-shot. A new Ward (not Taylor) joins the team. His power is ... silly.

Danny is dating Kayden, Colin adopted Lisa, Laserdream is in love with Taylor, Grue has two arch-enemies and a sister-complex, Lisa is contractually obliged to seduce Panacea, Dragon wants to be Lisa's real mom, Annette "Lustrum" Hebert just wants her daughter back, Rune changed her Nazi-subtype, and Trainwreck turned himself into a helicopter. [Completed]

Powers are weird. Yeah, I'm stating the obvious but think about it. You've got people who shoot lasers, fly on trashcan lids, make mad science, see in the future or even mess with your mind. Me? I cheat death. Like, I've been stabbed, run over by trucks, shot by pistols and shotguns… you name it, I've probably died that way and lived to tell about it. - Taylor 'Respawn' Hebert

Wherein Starfield, the Taylor from the fanfic Starry Eyes, is summoned as Louise's familiar, and fun ensues. Well, 'fun' as defined by a humanoid portal to the cosmos whose abilities require self-mutilation to function, that is.

Taylor triggers with the ability to summon Servant Taylors from later in her canon timeline. They get along great. Peggy Sue premise, altpower so much the altpower has altpowers.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Alt Power Taylor has a power from DC Comics. Butterflies ensue.

Innortal-Style Infinite Loop Fic Emma Swan is the Savior, and apparently the gods decided she didn't do her job right, so they're giving her as many chances to get it right as they want. Except, somebody forgot to set the end parameters before running the program...

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Rewrite is up: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death. (deadfic)

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

(Dumbledore bashing! Lovecraft Lite!) Exploring the Dursleys' attic led Harry to discovering a few hard truths. His mother is alive and well. She has been imprisoned for years. Oh, and did we mention she's none other than the Crawling Chaos, Nyarlathotep? Watch out, Magical Britain! Sanity's going bye-bye with this Outer God and her son...

Taylor becomes the magic user other magic users wish they were (acquiring a few health problems along the way), and would much rather be at home reading a book with a warm cup of tea than dealing with world-saving shenanigans.

A Worm Alt!Power where Taylor is an Alicorn filly! Taylor's talent? Escalation obviously. What does she do? Burn the wormverse to the ground with the power of friendship. Fun. Going to do some cool things with this, including giving Panacea an actual good character arc.

How l33t saves the world because Cauldron hasn't been doing its 'job', Contessa hasn't been looking for the right Path, and Skitter knows how to delegate important matters to those best suited to handling them even if it means potentially compromising the Villainous Top Secret World-Saving Conspiracy. And Rachel gets to play with puppies, of course.

They all wondered how things were going to end. Hell, how it all began was still pretty unbelievable. Naruto Temari Kurotsuchi Yugito Fu Mei. a re-write of Never Use Shadow Clones to do your Paperwork

A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.

Some said there were places out there where you couldn't possibly have too much power. Some said Earth Bet was one of these places. Some were wrong. They were very, very wrong.

It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)

Conspiracies collide and terrible plans are put into action. Heroes and Villains escalate to ever-more-incredible heights in the wake of the events at Brockton Bay. World-ending threats rear their heads. None of this is enough to stop the Hebert family and their friends from stealing all the things. (Sequel to Parental Guidance)

Taylor learns something about her mother and meets a cousin she never knew she had after awakening to a certain heritage. Story unbetad and written by the seat of my pants, rated for language.

When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...

This isn't happening except it was. Bella's life is not a game...except it is. Oh what the hell, Bella might as well enjoy it. Gamer style Bella fic. Yes, this is happening...

It's not easy being a trainer when no matter where you go, you soon attract an army of pidgeys to chase after you. Still, Alex learns that maybe his curse isn't always a bad thing...

The VRMMO Alfheim Online is summoned into Halkeginia, beyond anyone's expectations. Kirito, among others, have to work towards resolving conflicts of various kinds within and between these two worlds.

When Louise initially fails the Summoning Ritual she tries again, pleading internally for something, anything to answer her call. Her heartfelt plea reaches far out, even to the outer reaches of the Cosmos where the Great Ones reside. And the Great Ones are sympathetic in spirit…

Legend of Eevee oneshot. After the fiasco in Termina, Pichu returns to settle his bet with Eevee. And being Pichu, he screws it up.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Authorized Posting! A chance encounter early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes. His goal is different and so are his methods. The world looks very different with the Puppeteer of Konoha plucking the Strings

At the end of FMA Edward Elric activates the transmutation circles and is sent back to the alternate reality on the other side of Truth's Gate... But what if he finds himself somewhere just outside of Hogsmead and happens to run into a certain Professor?

When an evil Nuzleaf has caused the moon to fall and destroy the world in three days, you probably wonder how things can get any worse. Here's how: The only one who can stop it is a certain peabrained, time traveling Pichu. Say your prayers, Termina.

What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

The worst of nightmares leave us shaking and cold in our beds. Harry wishes he could be so lucky.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

(ONE-SHOT!) Betrayal was something she knew well, from two different lives. So too was being unfairly demonised. Both proved the catalyst to unlocking memories and abilities that will shake Brockton Bay to its core. A new parahuman makes her debut, and nothing will be the same again...

Book 4 of the Harry Potter Pokemon Master series. When Harry learns Hogwarts is hosting The Grand Trainer Tournament, he is excited to meet new trainers from around the world. But when someone plots to use the tournament to kill him, Harry decides to take matters in his own hands and become more proactive. This new attitude leads him to new allies: Jack Kenway and the Sons of Johto

Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?

She calls herself Taylor Hebert. Her dreams do no such thing. This is a world of gods and monsters; fitting, then, that it will come to witness the dawn of an angel.

After the incident in Badrick, Integra receives intel that a vampire clan in Italy is about to hold a large ceremony- the goal of which is to slaughter hundreds of innocents. Alucard is dispatched - but a routine mission soon becomes one of vengeance...

Ilya had wanted to summon the greatest of the Greek Heroes for the Fifth Heaven's Feel, instead she got a Berserker who retained his mind and calls her Ilya-hime. What kind of change can Naruto bring to Fate under the Berserker class?

A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

Dean Robert Styner wasn't a normal survivor. Years had passed since the a deadly plague washed over the earth, reanimating it's host and consuming the population. A stroke of luck landed him in Equestria, where he thought he could put the apocalypse behind him. Damn, was he wrong. My first fanfiction, a review would mean the world to me.

Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...

On the other side of the veil is a night without end. Under a blood moon, the Hunt starts anew. Gothic/cosmic horror, no romance, sporadic updates. [Readers do not need to be familiar with Bloodborne.]

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.

In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.

The Elite Four of Hoenn relax after a hard day's work, but Sidney has a problem. Or rather, problems. Very cute, very pink problems. His friends aren't quite as sympathetic as they could be.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

A re-written version of the original Devil's Dark Knight, longer and more action packed, with better plot, an improvement in cohesion, higher focus on character development and expansion into the inner workings of the mind of Uchiha Sasuke. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen... The Dark Knight has Returned. AU, Sasuke-centric.

*THIS VERSION DISCONTINUED* Back, after too damn long a hiatus. New readers and old followers, please go to the Directors Cut version, Expanded, updated and continued. fanfiction dot net /s/12331381/1/Proper-Path-to-Glory-Directors-Cut

In the early hours of a chilly November morning, Harry Potter nearly freezes from cold. That same morning, Yveltal just happens to be wandering in an alternate universe. On impulse, he chooses to save Harry, bringing him back to the Pokémon world. Well then...

Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.

Ruby Rose and Jaune Arc keeps looping back to the beginning of their first year in Beacon. Usually, such a story is rife with melodrama, the dealing with loss and tragedy, and the meaning of destiny itself. These time travelers are out to save the world! Well, sure, if it wasn't for the fact that they look downright stupid or insane to everyone else.

Ever since he could remember, Naruto could see things that no one else could. 'Monsters', things that hid under the bed and went bump in the night. Having the yang half of the kyuubi sealed inside of him forced Naruto's yin chakra to evolve to balance it, which resulted in a mutation that let him see what he shouldn't. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

When Louise summons a mint green-haired young man as her familiar, little did she know that marked the beginning of an adventure spiraling beyond her wildest imagination...

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

Summoned to this alternate world, this yellow fox struggles to make his way home under three new masters. Will he ever escape Halkeginia? Who will he leave behind to recover the friends he's lost? First Fanfiction, rated M for violence, language, and occasional sexually suggestive content in line with Zero no Tsukaima. Revisions complete!

An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)

Mankind has survived its crucible, and while scarred and changed by the Ethereals, they advance into the cosmos. The galaxy beyond is a place of wonder and terror, of wealth and strife. Amid the threats and opportunities, both within and without, XCOM remains vigilant. Mass Effect/XCOM/Eclipse Phase/FEAR/Destiny fusion.

What makes a hero? A Cause? Survival? Power? Maybe all of the above. Evangelion/Exalted

Harry dies unexpectedly in the graveyard at the end of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, struck down by Voldemort. Fate, preoccupied, delegates Harry's case. Instead of sending Harry on, Harry is sent back in time and into a time loop to fix his destiny... Too bad killing Voldemort is part of the 'end loop' conditions... *I do not own Harry Potter or the Harry Potter universe.

A small Voice calls from the Throat of the World, and the Dragonborn comes. One person can shape the world, but two can change the realms forever.

Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.

Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.

Taylor is reincarnated into the Naruto universe, replacing Shino. short oneshot, chuunin exams.

Some stories start in the most average ways, and this was no exception. How would things change if a certain Devil shared a bench with a certain green-eyed wizard after a hard day of school? Rated M for safety and mature content in second part.

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

Sometimes, failing at something can have harsher consequences than anyone could possibly imagine. Louise de la Vallière knows this, after ending the Nightmare that Plagued Yharnam...Reconquista has no idea what they angered when they targetted the Familiar Exhibition and a certain Princess...!One-shot !Gore

There are many ways Louise and Saito can meet, so here's a twist to it. RxR what you think.

A story literally told a thousand times by now. Louise summons a different familiar, but the fun is guessing what the twist is!

AU. How did the Borg Collective come to be? What if the Systems Alliance had the Borg as allies during The First Contact War?

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

When Naruto woke up on graduation day, he didn't expect things to do wrong. He especially did not expect Mizuki was a traitor and even more so that Iruka would die and did die for him. But when that happened, why did he wake up back on graduation day? What was happening? What was going on? All Naruto knew was...he was stuck in some Time Loop.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."

A fast paced adventure, where a betrayed Harry and Hermione stumble across an old fortress. Who built it? What secrets will it hold? Will they find the answers they need to ending this war? Can they use the castle as a sanctuary? Will Harry finally become the Dark Lord's equal? What's up with the ghost? Follows canon up to Ron's leaving; AU from there. Powerful Harry.

Sometimes, our wishes can be granted, even before we knew we had them. A girl has a wish she didn't know she had granted, and her life turns around, for the better... or, does it?

The Mega Man universe is entering the Infinite Loops, but there's a few problems...

Fifteen years after the Promised Day, Selim Baker leads a life like any normal human. But a strange attempt on his life will lead him to discover just how abnormal he really is.

A six year old human boy is transported to Equestria by accident, he will need a home. Everyone needs shelter, protection and love to live a happy life, but who could love a predator from another world? Luckily for young Chris, somepony steps up to the plate.

Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.

On the night Voldemort fell, Lily Potter invoked the names of the gods of time eternal and space infinite, hoping to send her child to a different time and place, where he would be safe. She offered everything she had to see it done, and when she died she got the attention of one such god. He took pity on her and her child, and broke the divine compact to save him. Eventual H/Hr.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT

Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.

Reposted from Spacebattles. While at summer camp, Taylor got separated and learned to be a monk. Mainly 5th Edition, but I reserve the right to pull monk abilities from any edition I so choose.

What happens when a Hero, a Villain, and a Princess, all start Looping through time? Wacky shenanigans, of course. Time Loops for the Legend of Zelda series, in the style of the Innortal Time Loops and Saphroneth's MLP Loops.

What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.

The compilation of the Gensokyo Chronicle is serious business (very much unlike this omake), so when Akyuu has some confusion over some very un-youkai-like elements associated with a very youkai-like youkai, she decides to go straight to the source for answers. Which she sort of receives. (Now featuring additional omake featuring Yukari's continuing mathematical encounters!)

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.

Yggdrasil, the computer that runs the Multiverse, has broken. This has caused chaos and destabilized the very underpinnings of reality. To help keep things stable, the Administrators started activating various realities to start looping through time. One, because of its massive use of time travel was thought unable to activate. They were wrong about that. The Doctor is in.

Strange creatures walk these lands with even stranger people and... unfortunately with the most strangest ideals. With Hinata by his side they had to figure out what happened and where they ended up. Stuck in a world that isn't their own. What the hell... are pokegirls? Rated M NaruxHina NarutoxPokegirl crossover

Reposted from Spacebattles. Taylor does not trigger in the locker. Instead, she awakens to the memories and abilities of her past life. As a Sorcerer 10/Dragon Disciple 10 from Pathfinder. See the Spacebattles or Sufficient Velocity thread for the character sheet.

Sequel to "The Wizard and the Lonely Princess", Book Two of the Lonelyverse. Having gotten through Harry's first year with a lot of excitement, him and the alicorns thought they could unwind. Sadly, it was not to be. House elves, giant snakes, hidden chambers... Looks like another eventful year!

Arch-mage Ra'jirra defeated Mannimarco twelve years ago, and kept his guild and family safe through the Oblivion Crisis. Earnest Haines has fled the only home he knows in search of answers. These two men are on a collision course.

The city is built by people and needs people to exist, but it doesn't care about any single person. It's a great beast that grew bigger than human mind can fathom, and it imposes its own rules upon reality. Those rules, however, could be exploited by those foolish enough to try. AU. Urban-themed sorcery.

Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache... Completed. It's my "Winnie the Pooh" to my A.A. Milne. (That's NOT a complementary comparison, by the way.)

Slung halfway across the galaxy by a malfunctioning matter transmitter, Sentinel Sarah Lyons and ten-year-old Arthur Maxson struggle to navigate the strange and hostile environs of a planet undreamt of, with nothing more than their wits and a suit of T-51b powered armor to survive the wilderness of Nirn.

Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.

Join Komeiji Satori on her journey through the Kalos region as she meets Touhou and Pokemon characters alike, gets in trouble with the notorious Team Flare and uncovers the most legendary of Pokemon. Will she make it all the way to the championship?

An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.

The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Taylor triggers with a power to summon giant talking monoliths engaging in a never-ending cryptic conversation. Everything is as foretold.

The day of the Bell Test has come, but the team is very different from what Kakashi expected. Then again, he's sure he's not what they expected either. Surprises are in store for everyone, but is Kakashi prepared to take on a team filled with little monsters? A oneshot power-swap challenge.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Arranged marriage: the concept of being engaged and married to your partner without having known the person beforehand. A concept usually applied only to the lords and ladies of the elemental nations, but not the Ninja. Never the Ninja. Too risky. Too dangerous. Suffice to say, Minato was a very trusting man as he lived. Too trusting. Forced Harem. Yugito Temari Fu Mei Kurotsuchi

The Harmony Incarnate are snagged by a broken magic in another world, one ravaged by war. One where they do not belong. One which they cannot change, only escape.

The Boy-Who-Lived lives no more and the wizarding world is left without their savior... or are they? Harry-is-Ulquiorra fic!

Shiroe is taken by surprise by involuntary time travel, and it's doing weird things to his menu. Log Horizon enters the Infinite Loops.

Hoenn lays broken, reeling from civil war and suffocating beneath the tyrannical grip of warlords who rampage across the land. To this shattered country May, Wallace, and their allies bring a message of hope. But can May's idealism survive the realities of war? Can Wallace survive his disease? Fate has them set on a collision course with monsters, gods, and perhaps even each other.

While he has returned from being absorbed into Unit-01, Shinji finds himself in an odd situation. Now, in a body that looks nothing like a human's and with a snarky roommate in his head, he has to deal with new powers and abilities while those around him shift. And he thought that fighting Angels was weird...

Time changes everyone. Whether it's for good or ill depends on perspective. But both have darkness within. One, a hero tired of fighting; another trapped as wolf. With one's path home blocked and the other without memory, they struggle to find their place in a world that doesn't quite fit. An old evil is on the rise and it's going to take both of them to have any chance against it.

Worm/W40k crossover. Taylor Hebert IS Sane and Reasonable Slaanesh.

It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.

Book 3 of the Harry Potter Pokemon Master series. When Harry came to Avalon he learned how his parents were betrayed by Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black died bringing vengeance upon the traitor. But now there is a dark conspiracy creeping around him; one that might involve those he has come to trust. The answers to what truly happened to his parents lies with The Lord of Sevii.

With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"

A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).

On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.

In over his head, past his depth, Shinji Ikari has spent the past five years fighting giant monsters in death battles across the galaxy. Aided by his space turtle adoptive father, the alien tsundere with a shotgun, her mad scientist mother, and his giant robot mom. Story of his life.

They say a familiar is summoned to help a mage in the way they need most. Well, Louise needed help with her constantly failing magic and her familiar certainly fulfills that role.

A two-legged human creature suddenly woke up as a fictional creature on four paws, and must travel this new yet familiar world as he tries to find a way back home. Join him in his quest with other PKMN friends as he makes every boring dead air into something to talk about...at least he tries to. Cover art by dukacia on deviantArt

What happens when something crafted by a creature with no real care for material things is taken from him? Nopony else knew the answer either. But they found out. Oh... They found out.

Yggdrassil, the magitech world tree computer that runs the multiverse, has been damaged. In order to keep everything from falling apart while they fix things, the admins have put every reality into a time loop. These are the stories of those who inhabit the loops... well, those that don't already have their own stories, anyway.

Because of an odd letter, Harry is raised not with the Dursleys, but in Konoha. Years later, Uchiha Obito discovers just how strange and mysterious his past truely is when he and his team discover the existance of Magic, as well as a mysterious school...(Under Revision)

Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.

In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.

Dying kind of sucks. Endless black pool or nothing, no one to talk to, and big white font asking if you wanted to return to the main menu. Maybe he should have learned more than two techniques? And what the hell is a "Perk"?

Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.

This is a story about a changeling that is found shortly after the Wedding between Shining Armor and Cadence. This changeling is not like the others. read and see how the life of this changeling changes and the complications that result.

We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...

Rainbow Dash is many things. Mainly awesome. But romantic, certainly not. Of all the ponies who would attempt a forbidden romance, nopony would have thought she would. Now she finds herself head over hooves in love with a mortal enemy of the country. On top of that, she has to face the one group of ponies she's terrified of rejecting her new found romance: her best friends.

The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.

Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...

When Touhou's Izayoi Sakuya is snatched away from her master by some low-level magician from another world, she has no choice but to bide her time serving a false mistress. Just how far will the Scarlet Devil Mansion go to reclaim their lost property?

Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?

Book 2 of the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series. Life has taken a definite upturn for Harry. He now has a wonderful home, great friends, and is building a strong Pokemon team. But when he received word of a hidden danger, Harry will be forced to dig into the past and discover the buried truth about the Founders... and his family. If he doesn't, Hogwarts will be closed forever.

For the longest time, Ash has had the dream of becoming a Dragon Master of all things Dragon and Dragon-like. When he is late to pick up the Charmander he had his eye on from Professor Oak, he loses hope to begin his journey. He is then given a special Pokemon that will prove to be the best thing to ever happen to him. *ON INDEFINITE HIATUS*

So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.

Toshiro sent on a mission to Hogwarts to look for high reitsu.Between watching out for the Quadwizard champion Harry,keeping an eye on Invisible Man,figuring out why his hollow detector goes off,keeping his 'school' in line,the tournament & his mission,Toshiro suspects Rangiku may have called it a 'vacation' for her own purposes.

Naruto decides to do something stupid. Not a big surprise. The big surprise is what it gives him. A family! But not quite the family that ANYONE was expecting... I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR POKEMON - that is my only diclaimer and it applies to all of my chapters. please review!

Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue

The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Louise Vallière summons a powerful and not entirely sane individual from another world, rather than a powerless and semi-perverted Japanese teenager, with potentially devastating consequences for herself and all of Halkeginia.

Miyafuji Yoshika has lost all her magic, but her old squadron has called her up to Europe yet again. What new adventure is she going to get into this time?

The Winter War didn't end well for Ichigo Kurosaki. Forced to leave his home, Ichigo is forced into a new war, Can Ichigo make a new life for himself in this new and crazy world, and more importantly, What the hell is with the Sun! BleachXSoulEater.

Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding

Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.

Harry Potter takes a page out of Agent K's book on how to deal with creatures infinitely stronger than yourself. It's a little... messy.

Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.

After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)

Edward and Alphonse get letters before they attempt Human Transmutation. They decide to take a chance and learn magic before they bring their mother back. How will Hogwarts survive when Harry is adopted into the Elric family?

Naruto is the most Unpredictable shinobi-in-training Konoha has ever seen. So what can the cheerful blond do when shown the hand signs for the summoning jutsu without being warned of the dangers of summoning without a contract? Try it out of course! Now he has a contract never before seen in the Elemental Countries, and a new world will open up before him. Can he survive it?

Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".

She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.

An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Welcome to the Avalon Region. Here, children go to Hogwarts, the premiere school for inspiring trainers, where they learn how to train Pokemon. This year promises to be special, for Harry Potter, the destroyer of Voldemort, is coming to take his place among the future trainers and begin his Pokemon Journey. Book 1 in the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series.

The thoughts and adventures of the (mostly) sane voice inside the head of a psychopathic maniac. One-shot.

AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.

When Tali'Zorah and John Shepard decide to tell the Star Child just where he can stuff it, a strange being steps in and gives the Mass Effect Universe the ending it never asked for. Now, Tali'Zorah is on a pokemon adventure with John Shepard, to stop the sinister (but silly) Team Cerberus and challenge the pokemon league.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

Hormones and witch powers run wild. As Sanya's powers develop beyond her control the question rises, will the 501st witch squadron ever sleep peacefully again?

A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.

The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.

The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.

The people of Halkeginia have taken the phrase, "out of sight, out of mind," and made it their own. They had to. Inspired by the word 'Fnord'. Oneshot.

[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.

After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?

After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?

A magical accident sends three people through a portal to Middle Earth. Much is familiar to them, but much is different. As they travel through this new world, they decide to change it. Reflects a lot of things I thought were wrong with the LotR universe. Cannon to start with, then steadily more AU. First story.

The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?

The Courier Marcus was the most terrifying man in the Mojave. Louise was the Zero. When Louise summoned Marcus she had no idea what to expect. Neutral Courier.

To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.

When Jacob overhears that no one finds him interesting, he is at a loss as to how to change his self image. Lucky for him, Ken and Kasumi have a plan, and are going to turn Jacob into the Baka Day hero and the most interesting man on the Normandy. One shot.

It is time for the springtime summoning rite. Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, AKA 'Louise the Zero', meet Jack Ryan, AKA 'Mr. B'. Kind of. Would you kindly try not to kill each other?

[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end. Prequel-ish story titled Hypocritical Oath.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

Darkness brings more darkness. She was a failure of a mage, incapable of casting even the simplest spells. So of course, she had to go ahead and summon the single most talented mage of his generation as a familiar. Reboot at some point.

When the machinations of an eldar fareer drop an entire world full of Imperial Guard, Orks, and Eldar into the Mass Effect Universe, both worlds are forever changed. Switches between the perspectives of Commissar Ciaphias Cain and Commander Jane Shepard. Rated M for language, adult situations and violence.

It's the end of Mass Effect 3, and it sucks. Luckily Commander Shepard won't take it lying down. A collection of random alternate endings to ME3. This story is complete and utter crack. Rated M for language and adult situations. Shepard M and Liara.

An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.

All Harry Potter, age five, wanted was to be part of a loving family. Can one desperate wish, a little wild magic, and one Ash Ketchum give him what he wants? Story is AU, No pairings, Evil!Dumbledore. Story Edited 12/14/12 w/ minor changes & new omake. Story is still COMPLETE.

The Hero that claimed a Warrior's heart is summoned from the wintery land of Skyrim and into a foreign world to be the Familiar of Louise "The Zero" Valerie. This wasn't in the Conjuration section of the spell book. Cannot decide on rating for now.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Aleksandr Kerensky has led the war weary Star League Defense Force on a two year long journey into exile. A chance decision leads to a long awaited discovery, and final proof that humanity is not alone in the cosmos.

When the Illusive Man holds Shepard and Anderson's fates in his hand on the Citadel, the situation looks bleak indeed. Fortunately, Shepard was not nearly as prepared as she could be to save the galaxy and this might somehow save the day.

Having lost his queen and feeling with out purpose, Haji. Finds himself a person in need of a loyal servant in Louise De La Valliere.

CH12 up. With enough gun, even an Angel can be destroyed, AT field & all. Wiping-out much of the nearby area, you don't want your Pilot & Ops Director getting caught in the blast. With a proven alternative, Nerv's position has changed & Shinji? Well...

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Science fiction setting version of Friendship is Magic, styled on the works of David Weber. Confound these ponies, et cetera. First arc currently complete, story being left open for potential second arc in future.

When Ash Ketchum is afraid of something, fair to say he has a pretty good reason.

RvB Crossover. A series of oneshots where the RedvsBlue cast are sent into the world of zero no tsukaima to be Louise's familiar. First up the line, Sarge.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?

There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.

In which Louise realises the meanig of the word "overkill".

The damn cat flew out of nowhere, and now Ed and Al have to go to school for the first time in years. -The Hell? Is Hogwarts prepared for the Fullmetal Alchemist? features the rarely seen Armor!Al

Sanae surveyed the Academy once again, now understanding what it was. A training ground for oppressors. A practice hall for torturers. A temple of False Faith. Haven to those who ignore the very God in their own scripture. It made the living goddess sick.

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.

Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.

Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers

Countless millenia in the future, a Shepard who chose the blue light ending has lost almost everything of the person they used to be. As time passes and organics fall into the same tired patterns, Shepard must make a choice they never thought they would.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.

On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*

Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.

Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.

Louise summons her familiar. A slightly smarter version of Saito appears, along with an injured Nanoha. Rated T to be safe, also my first time. Hope you enjoy it. Completed but still editing minor mistakes when it is found.

Gandalfr; The Left Hand of God; This was the familiar protecter of the Founder Brimir. A master of weapons that would take on armies to protect its master. Who better for such a role then someone whose very name means 'one who protects?

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Kakashi forgot to read the latest in the files on his team. Had he done so, he might have noticed that Naruto had lived through an extra decade of experience in the last week, gaining the abilities of someone from another world. Pretty much pure crack.

Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.

BEING REWRITTEN! Not quite sure why nobody's done this one yet... Louise summons Harry Potter, the Master of Death... the millennia-old, some what looney Master of Death. Harry, meet Halkeginia. Sh!t, meet Fan. Godlike!Harry Harry/Harem

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

There have been many tales of Louise getting a different familiar, but nothing quite like this. Warning! Black humor and end note rants!

P3 x P4: Souji Seta knew things that he shouldn't. It started out simple, but when a shadow in the TV world creates a phantom city complete with a familiar, green tower, Souji begins to feel like he's done this all before. And not just once.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!

Ra'Jirra the khajiit, Arch-Mage of the Mage's Guild. How did he make it? What happened in the battle against the King of Worms? Why were we lumbered with this — this — FARMBOY?

Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.

The Ellimist decides to offer one lucky and lifelong Animorphs fan the chance to get to go inside the books and BECOME an Animorph. Too bad he picked someone who felt that needlessly getting involved in a horrific fictional war is kind of a bad idea...

When two universes collide... shattered lives begin to mend. Second chances are given. First few chapters under renovation. THIS IS NOT A HAREM OR A BASHING FIC

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

Spoilers for Metroid: Other M, It's time once again to revive Ridley after the Bottle ship incident, but two Space Pirate's curiosity gets the better of them as they discover why Ridley is always cloned Full grown. One-shot

Shinji gains strength from a strange friendship. Asuka becomes confused. Rei gets way more than she bargained for

What starts as a regular day in NERV Weapons Development ends up putting the entire world in danger. NOTE: Contains music. Every time you see .com/something, it's the end of a You Tube adress.

After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?

A chance to do things over. A chance to make things right, even if only with one person.

Even vermin have a story.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.

Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.

A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Twelve years after a boy rejected Godhood, the man he became finds his life no less complex. The world is better, perhaps. And perhaps, he is happier. But, is it necessarily a safer world? And does he have a place in it?

Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.

People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.

Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?

In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.

During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...

After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.

A spell botched by Happosai sends Ranma and Nabiki away for three days. But was it all that happened to the two?

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

The Marauders experiment with a summoning spell. They summon a fox. A Demon Fox. Naruto is not pleased.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.

NarutoATLA crossover. Aang and company come to Naruto's world looking for the remnant of the air nomads. Konoha will never be the same... Pairings undecided, TsunadexIroh likely. They ARE the roughly the same age after all...

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

Neon Genesis Evangelion romance/drama with Groundhog Day elements and a little humor thrown in. SxR. The pilots find themselves caught in a time-loop, and as things grow ever stranger, will they be able to figure out what's happening without going insane?

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.

Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.

We all know Gendo used Rei as his key to control Third Impact. But what if he had used Shinji first with Adam's DNA. Here is what could have happened. Chapter 1 now redone.

One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.

Just an odd little 'What If' that I've had floating around on my computer. The title explains the subject somewhat. Not to be taken seriously at all! Just sit back, and enjoy the sillyness...

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?

Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

a series of 100word drabbles, post timeskip. When life gives you lemons... swap them for something else. Warning: contains yuri.

[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]

Nabiki Tendo gets a glimps of the future and it isn't pretty. Forewarned, she'll do whatever it takes to ensure the survival of her family and home, even if it means destroying herself to do it. Ranma.Nabiki match up, COMPLETE.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.

Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.