Sakura felt a part of her mismatched heart breaking.

A collection of the prompts I received for the #SurpriseMe giveaway on Tumblr. Full summary inside. [Ratings vary, pairings vary]

They say hello more times than goodbye, and Sakura thinks it might be for the best. Especially when it's time to go. / (AU) War-torn Japan, 1600s. Married life.

In honor of Mother's Day, my (belated) take on how our dear Sarada came into the world. Contains fluff, family, and the amazingly disgusting act of giving birth.

Sasuke returns from a mission and has something to ask of Sakura. She's not sure she's ready to hear his request. /One-shot/

He wanted sleep. She wanted a tea party at midnight. He can't sleep. She can't stop crying. Bloody girls. Their tears win the war. He grabs a sweater and finds himself at her door. Oh he's so going to regret this.

It should have been impossible, but her eyes were not deceiving her, she could not feel any genjutsu, there in front of her stood her supposed to be dead brother in law.

After the war, Sakura suggests a new therapy to help Sasuke heal and get better sleep. The recovering Uchiha is uncomfortable with the implications of the healing and what the fluttering in his stomach means. Cannonverse, after the war, pre-Gaiden.

Kudo Shinichi returned to his life. Haibara Ai continued hers. Out of everything he has witnessed, how could a natural thing as puberty shock Kudo Shinichi?

AU: Sasuke knew Sakura as another girl in school - a pink-haired crybaby kids always bullied. That was until his genius detective brother, Itachi, met her.

So it could turn out pretty cool to be a part-time parent. He had three tiny slaves who did a lot of things instead of him and also listened to him unconditionally. He kind of liked it. [Parental!Kakashi] /One-shot/

The Uchiha patriarch released a stressful sigh as he lingered in front of his apartment doorstep. Guilty conscience aside, no one ever taught him how to tell his wife that he had been kissed by another woman.

The rare days her husband had been as benevolent as to talk with her or smile, or participate in anything pleasant that involved her, were seemingly limited because today, as she previously mentioned, he was especially fractious. For no particular reason. Again. /Travel!SS Three-Shot/

That girl she used to be died when he left. In its place is the promise to her village to kill him, the emotional scarring of a failed mission, and the determination to rely on no one but herself. All of that will be tested when Sasuke comes back, demanding her help.

Sasuke returns home two months early and is intent on surprising his family but little did he know that they had a surprise for him too read to find out more. Not your typical story. R&R

He never really could understand girls...

Sakura asks Genma out on a date, but does she have an ulterior motive?

Sakura accepted her boyfriend had to be bad at something, but why did it have to be THAT? [Canon compliant; based on a jokey tumblr post about Naruto Gaiden]

There is a place where two legends once fought, a valley that saw their lifeblood spilled. And in Konoha there is a monument, a stone face shaped out of the golden bluff, which honors the champion—the Second Hokage: Uchiha Madara. (AU in which the Uchiha rule Konoha. SasuSaku. NaruHina.)

Kakashi comes home from a mission and finds his apartment already occupied. Or: Kakashi doesn't know how to take care of himself. Luckily, his team is there to pick up the slack.

SPOILERS FOR INFINITY WAR. Bruce and Natasha catch a moment alone after he gets back to Earth, and she introduces him to some ice cream named in his honour. Bruce/Natasha.

"Papa, did you ever like someone before Mama?" Before Sasuke could answer, Sakura slapped a hand on her knee and chuckled in good humor. "Oh, Sarada. Don't you know? Before I came along, your father was incapable of-" "Hinata Hyuga." The answer was instantaneous. The reactions even more so. One-shot. NH SS

Sasuke and his daughter have a very, very special bond. Sakura loves to watch them together because of it.

Sasuke was aware the way he viewed his only female teammate had evolved over the last months, but he couldn't quite grasp how he was supposed to act on these newly discovered feelings she evoked. Thank God, this mission had just given him the perfect excuse to do just that.

The Uchiha triplets wanted to find something for their pink-haired mother. However, they discover more. They hear about the stone man that approached their mother with a love letter. Wanting to know more, they ask their mother in front of their father. Sasuke doesn't know. Sakura is embarrassed. Legend has it that Sasuke challenged him for Sakura. Oneshot. Sasuke-Sakura family fic

Sakura wished that Sasuke would kiss her, that he'd touch more than her belly—but that was against their ground rules. No intimacy. They were co-parenting, not getting married. And so far they'd managed to stick to their rules—for the most part.

Sasuke discovers Sai's little nickname for Sakura... He is not pleased.

When the only female of Team 7 slowly transforms into a baby, what would the team do? [Taking place several years after the Fourth Shinobi War and before Kakashi was appointed as the new Hokage.]

After an unexpected turn of events, Sakura takes to mothering more than a few Shin Uchiha's. Sasuke is not happy, and they don't like him just as much as he doesn't like them. To the Shins, Mama is the only one who matters. -A Tumblr request-

Let's be honest. A universe where Team 7 made it to ANBU would be a disaster. A series of Crack-ish AU one-shots. [Rated M for some language and mature humour. Written out of sequence.] [Marked as complete, but every now and then there may be another one-shot added]

Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.

Sarada knows her mama is broken, but now papa is breaking too. Oneshot

As the years inch by, the competition between them becomes more and more apparent. It's entirely good-natured on Sakura's side, but the same can definitely not be said for Sasuke. He is as intense in his dislike of her as he is in his love for his brother and parents.

SasuSaku - Canon Verse, Inspired by Road to Boruto/ Sakura's hurt her back and Sasuke is the only one that can take care of that stubborn medic. (Rated T for safety.)

Sequel to Hn. Sarada wonders why her mom got so tired when she only prepared some salad for dinner.

Sakura knew that planning to kill a Kage wouldn't be easy, so abandoning her life was a price she was willing to pay to get the job done. But becoming a pawn in a game she wasn't ready to play had never been part of the plan. "You've always been so foolish, Sakura." Rated M for future content. SasuSaku.

Shisui is actually paying attention. SasuSakuShi. /collab with thir13enth

SasukeSakura—There's more to marriage than living together and having kids. Like sharing meals, or splitting chores, or being in love. Sakura has always known this, but she doesn't mind waiting for Sasuke to learn it too.

Arranged marriage in the twenty-first century might have been uncommon, but not unheard of. "You're mommy's special little snowflake, aren't you?"

Ten little moments in the Uchiha household after Sasuke comes back to finally stay for good. / SasuSakuSara. set after the Boruto movie. oneshot. complete.

Rumors are going around that Sakura has died, so Sasuke allows himself to be spotted in order to confront his former team. What he finds as a result ends up being more than he can handle. A twisted tale of love, tragedy, heartbreak, and hope. (Read it, you may be surprised)

SasuSaku. He made love to her in between the hospital sheets, released her name like a prayer between cracked lips. "I thought I lost you."

Natasha Romanoff will unashamedly steal food off anyone's plate. Especially Bruce Banner's. / Inspired by a tumblr headcanon.

Sasu/Saku. From the beginning of their relationship, Sakura never failed to thank Sasuke for every little gesture that he made. It took a while for him to realize that the reason she did it was because, the moment she accepted to be his wife and give him all that she had left to give, she honestly never expected to receive anything in return.

SasuSaku. Post 699. It is a quiet love that blooms between them. It is a love shared between trivial conversations, and passing intimacies. It is a love expressed through gentle stares, and timid blushes. It is an unspoken bond, tied up in history, and it is a secret that everybody knows about.

Sakura wakes up away from the battlefield. In a world where things are different. People that are long dead walk the streets of Konoha, she finds memories of Haruno Sakura that are not her own, memories with Sasuke. And the longer she stays, the more she forgets who she really is. And for some reason, she can't seem to remember: that this is actually the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

/SasuSaku/ She loved him best like this—when he made love to her in the morning. When they were only half awake, when he was at his most earnest, his most tender, his most vulnerable and in love. Oneshot.

Natasha is afraid of the Hulk, Bruce is afraid of Natasha, and nobody's making quite the right connections. Bruce/Natasha

None of the former members of Team Seven slept much anymore. [Ambiguous KakaSaku]

Sasu/Saku. The day Uchiha Sasuke swore to protect Haruno Sakura happened long before they were assigned on the same Genin team.

AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.

He lifted his arm, not to attack, but to show her his power. The power he had to destroy, to kill. The power he had that could take her life at any given moment. He was not her friend; he was her enemy. "It's okay," she said in the cold hard voice, "I wasn't planning on surviving this fight anyways." Rated T for violence. SasuSaku.

He found letters, all addressed to him, under her bed. Her thoughts and feelings all written out- just for him, only for him.

She left him, forever, when the last leaf fell.

It becomes a recurring thing. They have sex, they go to sleep, she has a nightmare. He only wakes when she stops breathing.

Sasu/Saku. "Look, Sasuke, I'm willing to try to work with you again, but keep your damn snake away from me, alright?" It was so easy to make assumptions.

Oneshot. Kakashi-sensei gets a little of what's coming to him, and from the student he least expected it from.

"Do you want me to lie or say the truth?" The tears were bottled within her eyes. "Lie," Sasuke answered. She took a while to reply—more than she should've, he thought. "Alright." Breathe in, breathe out. "I love you, Sasuke-kun."

Ever wondered what Sasuke meant by annoying?

Sakura fails a seduction mission and instead gets raped, as she walks back to her room, someone unexpected finds her, and kills the man who hurt her, after all - he is an avenger.

"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.

Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.

Cat gives Jade a Valentine's Day card. Nothing unusual there, but why hasn't she given one to anyone else? Fluff. Utter fluff. Spattering of Cade.

Sakura Uchiha is having a hard time adapting to Motherhood. With a husband away on many missions, Sakura must raise all the Uchiha offspring. But fatigue, exhaustion and postpartum depression all take a toll on her as she learns what a 'real' mother is.

Sometimes love isn't seeing fireworks when you kiss, skipping beats when he looks at you, or blushing when he says you're beautiful. Sometimes love is more of a soft touch, a quiet concern, a gentle embrace. Sometimes, love just is. — Sasuke, Sakura.

This is as close to happiness as she can get. — Sasuke, Sakura.

"She was the barely living contradiction to the seemingly peacful scenery. Bathed in blood her clothes were strained and bruises covered every part of her violated body." Madara injures Sakura badly. Which side will Sasuke take?

Sasuke returns to Konoha with his nephew by his side and Sakura has to move in with them. But being so close to them only results in her falling in love. Children, drama, unhappy parents, and angry villagers. Life is never easy but love makes it worth it

Sasuke/Sakura. “I know I said I’d try, Sasuke-kun—but if you continue like this, my heart can only take so much.” “I’ll get you a new heart, then.”

She was never able to say no to him. Sequel to Rain. SasukexSakura. Onesided? Possibly.

He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot

They couldn't break her spirit, so they killed her mind. Dark themed but mostly hopeful/happy. Oneshot, complete.

SasuSaku. Every single raindrop is different. A collection of Naruto oneshots and drabbles. UPDATED! 20. River "I still love you, you know?"

No," she snarled. "If you're going to leave again, then I want you to be man enough to say goodbye to my face." In which Sakura is stubborn and Sasuke is conflicted.

“Are you going to kill me?” she asked, looking up at the sky again, feeling each individual rain drop as it ran down her face. "Not today." Slight SakuSasu. A little dark.

Sasuke comes to terms with puberty and all the slightly annoying things that come with it. Mature content, so consider yourself warned.

One-shot. Slight crack. Konan’s long-dormant maternal instincts find an outlet in an unlikely source.

Two strangers happen to have matching attire. Deidara doesn't see what the big deal is. Sakura insists it wouldn't've happened if he hadn't shopped in the women's section. Tempers flare, words are exchanged, clothing is ruined. & thus, a romance is born.

I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.

AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.

Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]

What if Kakashi had come too late to stop Sasuke and Naruto's fight on the hospital rooftop? Rated T for blood. SasuSaku

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

What happens when Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura meet up after a long time? Read and Find out!

I felt as if someone had grabbed my wrist. I was being pulled backwards, my body falling back into pain and distress. I heard sobbing and a roughened growling that could only be from one person. “Don’t you dare leave me Sakura!”[S&S][complete][dedicated]

[SasuSaku Hints]As Kakashi looked done at her, he could only regret. 'I should have been there' How could someone who was supposed to be there for her, be so blind? Character Death. Please review, Flamers are accepted and welcomed!

Sometimes dreams are best left unfulfilled. [Oneshot drabble. SasuSaku.]

When Sasuke returns on the same path he left, and Sakura leaves the same path he returns, will everything be as he left it? Oneshot.

You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]

One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku

Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]