Jolie71hide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Hi. I'm Jolie. I am an avid writer, but I'm not too happy with my own stuff. I can't create a conflict to save my life! So I use fan fiction to get my creativity out. I write primarily Harry Potter stories, but have ventured into Twilight of late. I also have an NCIS story in the works and an Alexander/Hephaestion story from way back that I'm still not confident enough to actually publish. My subject matter can include canon, alternate universes, slash, mpreg, and disciplinary spanking. If any of those things bother you, I would steer clear of my stuff. Due to my inability to write conflict, many of my stories are episodic in nature. Due to my crazy schedule it can take forever to get back to a story, so I apologize in advance for the long waits. Whenever I write, I have a directory of characters with their birthdays and anniversaries planned out in order to maintain as much cohesiveness as possible. Along those lines, I often have pictures and floorplans of houses to refer to while writing. Unfortunately, you all can't see them too. So if anyone knows how to add those sorts of files to fanfiction.net without violating the TOS, let me know! I hope you enjoy my stories and feel free to leave me feedback. I can take criticism and love compliments. My best, Jolie |
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Champion Veela by HotchnerReid Fangirl reviews
Snape is an Alpha Veela, and Harry is his submissive mate. Competing in the Tri-Wizard Tournament marks him as an adult, and he gets his creature inheritance much sooner than normal. Snape tries to avoid his mate at first. Abused, innocent, sweet Harry (OOC). Non-canon. Good Malfoy's. Slash. Spanking. Snape/Harry. Remus/Sirius. Protective twins. Big brother Draco. De-aged.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,260 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., George W., Lucius M., Fred W.
Number One Dad by Tamuril2 reviews
AU of 'Rascals'. Picard's been deaged, but Starfleet can't find a way to undo it. Riker becomes his legal guardian, and Captain of the Enterprise. Picard must deal with, not only, having the mind of an adult, but the emotional temperament of a child. Adopted from ColtKit. Not Slash. Spanking Fic On Hiatus
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,453 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/10/2018 - Published: 5/9/2018 - J. Picard, W. Riker
Harry Potter, age 8 by RainCityWriter reviews
This is a story of what could have happened if the Dursleys had died when Harry was eight years old and Snape had taken over his guardianship. Warning, there will be parental, non-sexual spanking of a child. The sequel is started: Harry Potter, age 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,606 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/16/2018 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Murtlap Thief by RainCityWriter reviews
This story explores the idea of what if it had been Harry trying to snitch ingredients from Snape during his fifth year after detentions with Umbridge? What would Snape do if he found out about Umbridge? Warnings: Spanking, some coarse language, somewhat AU but mostly canon compliant. No pairings, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,089 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Sirius and Harry, Age 11 by RainCityWriter reviews
This story is the fourth in a series. It is based on the idea that the Dursleys died when Harry was eight and he was eventually adopted by Severus Snape. Sirius has been rescued and regressed to Harry's age, and they are beginning their first official year at Hogwarts together. Warnings: will contain mild violence, some coarse language, parental spanking (cp) of minors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,866 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Charmed Again by boycrazy30008 reviews
Wyatt, father of nine year old CHris, and Edward; gets the surprise of his life when a shocking secret comes out. Something ten years in the making. Charmed, Harry Potter, and Twilight crossover. Warning - Mild spanking. Maybe more later. WOn the poll!
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,758 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Chris H., Wyatt H., Harry P.
The God Family by V. L. Crawford reviews
A story based loosely on the Percy Jackson characters. A family of Gods will be made in this story. Gay marriage, De-aging of a couple of Gods, demigods become Gods and a Goddess. Spankings are a big probable. Bashing of certain Gods or Goddesses. M rating to be safe. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! A new big three due to a new Prophecy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,196 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Hades, Poseidon, Apollo
Harry Potter, Age 10 by RainCityWriter reviews
This is the third book in a trilogy, which starts with the Dursley's death when Harry is 8 and his subsequent placement with Snape as a caregiver and eventual adoptive parent. In this story Harry again goes to Hogwarts, where he attends a "pre-school" which is taught by Lupin. Warnings: parental spanking of a child (cp), some coarse language, talk of abuse, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 80,091 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter, Age 9 by RainCityWriter reviews
This is a sequel to Harry Potter, age 8. Please read that story first, it will make things make more sense. This story is based on the idea that the Dursleys die unexpectedly when Harry was 8, and he is placed with Severus Snape as his guardian. This story will contain parental spanking, if that bothers you please don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,690 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Gibbs Family by jetbstraub reviews
Gibbs finds out he has two adult sons and it's the last two men he ever thought it could be. Will the three men try and make a family or ignore the bomb dropped in their laps. Read to find out. Hurt/Comfort and mention of spankings.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Jimmy P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Fatherly Duties by Brain City reviews
This is what I'd like to have seen happen concerning Edward beginning after he disabled Bella's truck. WARNING - Non-sexual Spankings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,308 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Carlisle - Complete
Introducing the Gibblets by Dixie Dewdrop reviews
Injured on the job, Gibbs has a chance to reflect upon his team, the same team Ducky has suggested is his family. He assures the good doctor that he would have brought the members up with a different parental approach. This is part of my Here and Now series.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,356 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Never In a Million Years by Cumor reviews
Alice suffers a momentarily lapse of common sense and is caught shoplifting. Carlisle is confused and most certainly not pleased. How will he balance his need to protect his baby girl with his obligation as a parent to affirm that she knows right from wrong? Warning: Non- sexual spanking of teenage vampire. If it offends, please don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
A Different Path by Jlbrew85 reviews
Nine years after ROTS, two young prisoners have Darth Vader questioning his choices.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,158 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Come What May by Devine-Odyssey reviews
They were lovers once, now eleven years after they parted Draco discovers the reason why Harry walked out of his life. Mpreg HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
TMW: Volume VII: A Christmas Story by PH2W reviews
Yes, Abby there is a Santa Claus... You just have to believe. ***MINOR SPANKING OF A TEEN... BACK AWAY IF THIS ISN'T YOUR THING***
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Azkaban or Childhood? by Tellwyn Prince reviews
What would happen if Snape was given a choice between Azkaban prison and de-aging? What if he was put in the care of Sirius Black? Co-written with the lovely Halo'n'Horns. Warning: Will be diciplinary spanking in this. Don't Like it please Don't Read It.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B.
The Last Year by KittyThomas reviews
Set immediately after the penultimate chapter of book 7: the lost book 8. Harry, Ron and Hermione have to repeat their last year to obtain their N.E.W.Ts. Yay with the Quidditch and lessons! Usual pairings, plus one more...C O M P L E T E R&R still!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,571 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
My Faramir by Larrkin reviews
Whilst watching the departing Army of the West, Eowyn and Faramir have a quiet talk. Be aware, this story contains spanking references.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Dearest Love by Cartoon Shakespeare reviews
Draco, Severus and Harry are in a relashionship but what happens when Harry finds out that he is pregnant with their first child? WARNING: MPREG AND YAOI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
A New Friend by rianess reviews
[Complete] AU. Non HBP Compliant. Sirius is rescued and goes to get Harry. Dumbledore's manipulations reach new heights. Harry finds the love of a new family. HHr, SSOC, SBRL. FLUFF! MPREG. Slash and Het but very mild, nonexplicit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,290 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Life of Lies by kamahpfan reviews
Post OotP! Severitus Challange. Snape is sent to the Dursley's in disguise and makes a very unpleasent discovery. Rated for some language, Future Violence and Abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 165,014 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,591 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Completely Unexpected by gemlou137 reviews
Draco and Harry are married and have children. On a busy weekend the happy and loving family finds themselves transported back in time. Warning: Slash, Mpreg, Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,065 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Libertas Everyone Welcome reviews
This is set in the far, space colonizing future on a planet where vampires, werewolves, and humans coexist in peace. Follow the Cullen coven and their friends through adventures and mis-adventures on this new world where sparkling in the sun is A-Ok. WARNING: may contain or refer to the non-sexual spanking of children and minors.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
Mended Fences and Burned Bridges reviews
Dudley and Harry may have spent seventeen years as enemies, but that night with the Dementors changed Dudley more than even Harry could even guess. What will happen when Dudley's last wishes are not respected by Vernon and Petunia? Not AU. DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
We Fight For This reviews
AU. Begins Xmas before Harry's first year. Severus and Remus are married and have a family. This will be a retelling of JKRs books with a different set up at the beginning. Will contain massive spoilers for the entire series. SLASH and MPREG reference
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Severus S., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Family reviews
Alternate Universe, contains some spoilers through book 7 Harry is in for a few fun surprises now that Voldemort is gone, and really. . . .doesn't he deserve them? Will contain spanking and slash in later chapters. SiriusRemus pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,399 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.