r.i.p. musictacohide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Inkheart, Criminal Minds, Patriot, Phantom of the Opera, Avatar: Last Airbender, Titanic, iCarly, and Cars. Hi everyone reading this. As you've seen I've added "r.i.p" in front of my name. I've done this because I will no longer be updating from this account. I want to start off fresh from the horrific collection of stories I've written so far. However, I couldn't bear to wipe my account clean since the stories I have uploaded remind me of how my writing has hopefully improved from what it was. I have created a new account under the same name "musictaco." I don't have anything else to say except you're welcome to read the stories here and in my other account when they come. |
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Undisclosed Desires by skyequeen reviews
Set after the Inkheart movie, so AU. Meggie is read into Inkworld years later with no clue why she is there. Meggie/Dustfinger. Rated T for sexual references. This story is being updated starting 15.06.18 WEEKLY.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Dustfinger, Meggie F.
One Night In George's Office by woundedbutterfly reviews
Huang makes a few disturbing discoveries about the love lives of the Special Victims Unit squad... C/G, E/O, M/D, and the list goes on...now with a third chapter! How have I not been banned from word processors?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/15/2009 - C. Novak, G. Huang - Complete
Blessing by LonelyWoods92 reviews
Sequel to 'Threats'. Out of all the men in JJ's life, Spencer Reid's opinion mattered to him the most. One-Shot R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - S. Reid, Will L. - Complete
Sacrifice by AhmoseInarus reviews
Stand Alone One Shot, H/R - Agent Hotchner wakes up... but he's not where he was when he had fallen asleep. Now, his life is in danger and he is forced to watch as each member of his team makes the ultimate sacrifice in order to save him...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,471 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] - Complete
In The Shadow of the Red Castle by Ranguvar27 reviews
Salazen Grum has a new occupant, Stayne and Tarrant meet an old enemy, and Alice and Alannah face the wrath of a madman. Worse, Salazen Grum is about to fall. Will they escape in time?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Jingle Bells with Jack and Henry by SamanthaReese reviews
Morgan teaches Jack and Henry his version of Jingle Bells. And Strauss isn't too happy about it. I know it's late for the holidays, but please read still. Thank you.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by the-vampire-act reviews
Slashy OneShot. Spencer/Foyet. Foyet makes the visit that Spencer has been dreading since the start of their relationship- the final one. Set before '100'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - S. Reid, G. Foyet - Complete
The Cold Undercover Case by MysteriousSVU reviews
Fights, sex, love and undercover; yup it's Rush and Valens undercover posing as a newlywed couple. Do they end up falling in love while trying to solve this case? Please Review!
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Lilly R., Scotty V. - Complete
To Hear the Angels by seditionary reviews
When Hotch and his son, Jack, prepare for their 1st Christmas without Haley, Spencer is included. How will he fit in? Sequel to Last Chance Creek. My gift to HayashiOkami for Xmas Xchange. Slash, angst, mild language and adult situations. Some fluff, too!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Emily Prentiss: Guide and Owner's Manual by Mischief11 reviews
Wonder whats with the constant shopping? Tired of the quick temper? Read the manual and find out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - E. Prentiss
Collateral Damage by alexi wild-child reviews
A young girl is found brutally raped and beaten up within an inch of her life. When trying to solve her mystery, the SVU squad enters a world of domestic abuse and high school intrigues where everyone seems to have a dark secret.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - O. Benson, G. Huang
Every Little Thing by dustytiger reviews
Jack asks a favour of Garcia. Sometimes the littlest moment can become something happily unexpected. Challenge response on chit chat. Garcia/Hotch pairing with the candy "Big Hunk."
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, P. Garcia - Complete
Dancing with the Devil by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
A retake on Foyet. I know it's been done to death, but this one centers around Dave and JJ. What happens when the Reaper is after them instead? Ro/JJ/Henry
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - D. Rossi, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Dead and Gone by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Dave loses Jack. Enough said.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - D. Rossi, Jack H. - Complete
As We Know It by LostinOblivion reviews
How does the team face the end of the world? Together. Teamfic. No pairings outside cannon. NOT a tragedy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Heaven by KaelynnLovesGerard reviews
"I mean," Kendall begins. "They wouldn't just-" he swallows- "just go to heaven and forget about us, would they?" James reflects on his life. Part of the hundred themes challenge.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - James, Katie K. - Complete
Dark Over Light by Lollipop456 reviews
KnavexAlice. When Alice is plagued with dreams, she returns to Underland, only to find that a forgotten day on the Oraculum, binds her to one that she despises. SPOILERS for the film. Features some OOCness. Added another chapter, folks. Last one, I swear.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
Aaron Hotch Hotchner: Guide and Owner's Manual by Mischief11 reviews
Wondering who is the blonde he brought home? Want to know why he is always glaring at people in masks on halloween? Read the manual and find out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Presentation by a starr in photo reviews
Emily and Spencer's babysitter can't take their son for the day, so he goes to work with them instead. Baby genius has other plans. Emily/Spencer established relationship. Fluffy. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
2 0 1 2: An Epic Parody Event by Zephdae reviews
We Were Warned... how ridiculous this movie would be.
2012 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
Not as Planned by Kenzierose reviews
Hotch and Emily stop at the bank before a night out. Unfortunately things quickly take an unexpected turn for the worst.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Unsub Poker by danicalif80 reviews
What if 12 of the Unsubs decided to play poker together. Crackfic, R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
The Engraving by HotchRocks reviews
Based on the episode The Fox. Eight men's wedding rings are found in the box. Of the eight, only one of them has special meaning for the members of BAU. Warning: Character death.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/19/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Haley H. - Complete
7 Ate 9? by Kiki1412 reviews
"Why is 6 afraid of 7..? 'Cause 7 ate 9!"
9 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/19/2010 - 5, 9
Slice Away the Sun by Nicomy43 reviews
"Alice/Stayne, Sthenolagnia sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength ." Fill for a dear friend's prompt on the kink meme.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
Capricorn Annoyance by J. D. Devereux reviews
As many ways as I'm able to think of to annoy our buddy Capricorn. You may recognize this from Quizilla -- it's on my account on there, and is my work. I might go up to 200 ways and may do other charectors. Enjoy!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Capricorn
Rossi Style Fairytales by junealii reviews
When Mommy's away and Daddy is left to tell a bedtime story, craziness occurs. Then what happens when 7 year old Mia tells the story her way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - D. Rossi, E. Prentiss - Complete
Bad Romance by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 14 - Out at a club on Friday night, Lady GaGa's 'Bad Romance' inspires a rather... Interesting conversation started by Garcia that will end with the team in a stunned silence and Reid with a bit of an ego boost.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Outsider by StanfouQueen reviews
Drabble. He knows he's an outsider; but sometimes he wishes things were different.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - G. Huang - Complete
Online Dating by Abigail.Dee reviews
Garcia comes up with a way to get Emily a date, and she ends up finding exactly what she was missing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Papa Rossi by Quiirky reviews
-DISCONTINUED- AU. Dave searches for the perfect woman to help keep his six kids, Aaron, Emily, Derek, Penelope, JJ and Spencer, out of trouble. Shenanigans ensue. Will be rated M eventually.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010
90 Degrees of Separation by Anne-Marie reviews
Her prince promised he would comeback. Who was he? Imogene/Stayne.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Aunt Imogene, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Who Wants To Be Alone? by AliceAD reviews
Stalice. Alice can't sleep and, against her better judgement, goes to see if a certain knave is still awake. Written on Request. Gentle!Stayne. Romantic. Lemon.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
Valentine's Day by MysteriousSVU reviews
How does Lilly and Scotty spend Valentine's Day together; warning sexual situations ahead. Now Finished!
Cold Case - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Lilly R., Scotty V. - Complete
Flipside by SlytherinSnatcher reviews
Alice gives in when confronted by the card army outside the Red Queen's castle. And it was all for him. StayneXAlice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
Patience by bedazzled-bat reviews
Alice resides in the White Queen's castle as the Champion of Underland. Stayne is the Head of Security... and he is falling madly in love with her. -Alice/Stayne-
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,137 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Reflections of Ugliness by ProudDyspraxicWriter reviews
Stayne remembers the night he lost not only his eye, but his entire world. Pre-movie.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
My Anti Hero by ProudDyspraxicWriter reviews
A poem about my second favourite character and my latest crush.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Rewarded by AliceAD reviews
Gentle! Stayne x Alice. Could she allow him near her? Written as reply to AliceKinkMeme
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
lets rewrite this ending by purestaqua reviews
after two long years alice returns to Underland. the white queen arranges a ball but who is the tall dark stanger she meets there.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
stop calling! by purestaqua reviews
modern AU. stayne leaves iracebeth for the night and she wont stop calling him. based off the lady gaga song telephone.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus reviews
Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it's Garcia's dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! H/R Fluff
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] P. Garcia - Complete
Fairytale's End by thunderings reviews
He watches them much like a jilted lover would. Stayne/Alice. Onesided Hatter/Alice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
Cruel and Unusual Punishments by AnnieVH reviews
Hotch is grounded.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Published: 12/26/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Death and Love by Nena-Daconte reviews
Dustfinger /Resa. What would you sacrifaice for love Dustfinger?
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Dustfinger, Resa - Complete
Hidden Heart by SkiaShadows reviews
Meggie has been depressed for years… and Mo can’t figure out what happened to his once life-loving daughter. She’s been filling notebooks full of stories about one certain Inkheart character… and she hasn’t read a single book since He left.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
Love Gays by HyperVampireChick reviews
A songfic parody of Lady Gaga's Love Game. EdwardxJacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Still by Tempest2004 reviews
One-Shot. Despite the evil in his heart, Imhotep still wants to protect the boy. Please R&R.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Alexander O., Imhotep
Black Jackets At McDonalds by Dimensional Traveller reviews
Just a short silly story about the black jackets visiting McDonalds. This story is based off the movie version of Inkheart.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Basta, Cockerell
A Chanced Meeting? by lycan-cub reviews
Olivia, John, and Fin stumble across something surprising. Please R&R. E/G Slash.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2009 - E. Stabler, G. Huang - Complete
Pregnancy: BAU Style by ssbailey reviews
In the BAU everything is different, even pregnancy." JJ/Hotch, Rossi/Prentiss, Garcia/Kevin. Co-Written with KDZL. Two-Shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Show Me Love by Mariuslover66 reviews
A simple DustfingerxMeggie story. I wanted to try one so i did and i honestly love the pairing. There are NOT enough stories for them so here it is. Enjoy! Rated for swearing
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
Mirror by Jasmine Starlight reviews
“She’s not you, you know.” Dr. George Huang said conversationally as he slid into the booth that Olivia was occupying alone at her usual lunch place.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2008 - O. Benson, G. Huang - Complete
The Kill by Hades'Queen reviews
Meggie is on the brink of losing her sanity. She has given up so much, fought for so long and she isn't sure she can anymore. Meggie/Dustfinger one-shot. Rated M for some Adult Content.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
The top 20 ways to annoy Dustfinger by CaptainMajor reviews
Title is self explanatory. Reviews are welcome, flames are FROWNED UPON! If you have published a similar story, and some of my methods are similar to yours, then i apologize, it was not intentional. Peace, Isabeau
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Internal Affairs by protejerinnocencia reviews
With Munch retiring from the SVU squad, who will be his replacement? The new team member has baggage. Can she keep it hidden or will she have to confront it, face to face? SVUCriminal Minds
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
The FUN song! by Nae'ka reviews
The end of the movie, exept not. Raoul starts to sing the fun song... CAN ERIK RESIST THE FUN SONG!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Erik and Raoul vs Walmart: The Epic Battle by Cold Toenails reviews
A completely stupid and random story dedicated to my beta. After Christine runs out of shampoo and her hair is in grave danger she sends Erik and Raoul to WalMart to buy her a new bottle. Will they make it out alive?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
VladXJazz A Ten O'Clock Appointment by VladMastersWife reviews
Vlad Plasmius follows several teens home one day, and finds his latest victom is more than alright with the elder halfa's dominantcy. . . and Psyco Cereal oneshot, VladXJazz
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Jazz F., Vlad M. - Complete
Black Magic Fire by Hades'Queen reviews
Dustfinger has finally returned, but nothing is the same and Meggie’s absence hurts him. Not to mention everyone seems to have turned against him after his confession. Meanwhile, Meggie is living her own hell.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
Positive by Unbowed-Unbent-Unbroken reviews
Olivia is pregnant! Now she has to tell the father
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Raoul's Angry Letter to the Phantom by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
This is Raoul's seriously misspelled letter to Erik.Disclaimer: I do not PoTO
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
The Grass is Always Greener by broadwaygirl257 reviews
What if Erik and Raoul made a bet on who could last the longest in each other's shoes? Erik becomes the Vicomte and Christine's husband for a day, and Raoul becomes the Phantom of the Opera! Who will cave in first? Funny story! COMPLETED Aug. 22, 2005
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,354 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Col Tavington's How to Throw a Party by Mystical Knight Dragon reviews
Rated for drug and alcohol use. Basically a short humor fic on all of the scenes in the movie where Tavington could have thrown a party.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
The ADA Takes A Husband by Dark Goddess1 reviews
You're cordially invited to celebrate the wedding of Miss Alexandra Cabot to Doctor George Huang
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2004
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Hit reviews
Cal's aim is horrible, so no one excpected him to hit his target, especially while on the move. Not even Lovejoy had faith in him. But Cal made the mark. The problem is this mark has curly red hair.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Cal H. - Complete
Poisioned by Nostalgia reviews
People marvel in wonder at his perplexingly unreadable, serious face, but inside he is no less human than the rest of us.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Secret Vault of Uselessness reviews
A compilation of various AU parodies, crackships, slash/femslash, sailor mouths, the works. Not related to my other stories and certainly not related to each other. Full information inside on what to expect. Happy traveling.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011
Tribute to Joe Mantegna reviews
After a car accident and fluke with the insurance company, Rossi has quite a time dealing with his less than favorable rental car.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - D. Rossi, Grem - Complete
Memory reviews
The BAU get a call from Seattle to discover one of the stars of the webshow iCarly has been kidnapped. Can they find her before the unsub disposes of her like the rest? Or does he have other plans?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Carly S.
Bring Back the Good Ol' Days reviews
He almost pulls the trigger on the one person who's always been around and never left him. It never crossed his mind.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - G. Foyet, J. Gideon - Complete
The Perils of Diversity reviews
Maybe being thrown off the boat by Admiral Choi, Admiral Zhao for those of you who forget, was a good thing. Forget the fact he almost died of hypothermia.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Hahn, OC
Unlovely Commentary reviews
"The point of no return" will be critiqued by me as I believe there is more to this song for Erik and Christine than the play.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Fathers, Be Good To Your Daughters reviews
Just some family moments, past and present, with Alice and Margaret Kingsley. Fluff mostly throughout. Story is better than it sounds.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Charles K.
Please Forgive Me reviews
Forgive me...if you can. Tavington's P.O.V. Tavington/Susan Martin
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Like Gentlemen
Lets continue this battle like gentlemen... Tavington's P.O.V. Tavington/Ben Martin
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Insanity reviews
This is what insanity means for them.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Alone with Hotch reviews
Elle is forced to be alone with Hotch all night, hence the title.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Elle G., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
House Party reviews
Alinah and Hannah are bored so they throw a house party, hence the title.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Capricorn, Dustfinger - Complete
Seeing a Different Side reviews
Alice's sister, Margaret, goes out looking for her and fell down the rabbit hole, severely injuring herself and a certain knave is forced to witness the almost fatal incident. What will happen as he nurses her back to health?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Margaret M. - Complete
Dragon's Breath reviews
Stayne is reading Iracabeth a story, but discovers a new talent and meets some new people, including a fire juggler.
Crossover - Inkheart & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dustfinger, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Somebody Needs You reviews
Mirana of Marmoreal has an unexpected visitor while she is talking to the trees.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Lowell M., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
A Different Frabjous Day reviews
Black Queen Alexa has been invited to watch Alice battle the Jabberwock. While she is only meant to be a spectator, she will have a much more important role. EDIT 4/16/11: Many grammatical errors fixed and lack of details compensated for.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete