HAI! Now, you don't know much about me. And you probably won't for a loooonnnngggg tiiimmmeee... Unless you ask... *evil grin*

ANYHOO I'm not a writer... but stories may be posted if my parental controls let me... (Aren't my parents nice?) and that's all. FEEL FREE to email me! I'm very lonely (not really) and love people who want to talk to me (who doesn't? I ROCK! (in my dreams of course)). If you need a beta...although I may not be the best one out there, I'm here. =)

Alright, now I tell you my likes and dislikes.

Likes

Harry Potter - IF ITS AU I hate the Harry Potter plot.

Teen Titans - YEAH!!

Twilight hate!fics - Dude. Why is this not on your Likes list?

Anything to do with Three Days Grace - They. Are. Awesome.

Yaoi... - X3 I'M SORRY! BUT IT'S JUST SO AWESOME! O,O

CHEESECAKES! - MMMMM...

Dislikes

Anything to do with hating Draco Malfoy - He's hot, and a really awesome character. And the sole reason that I got through HBP.

Hot!Snape - C'MON! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEADS! HE'S NOT 'SEXY'!

Evil!Dumbledore - Why do authors like making Dumbledore evil?

Abusive!Lucius - Just stick with the theory that he's nice at home without the prying eyes of the public, alright?

Rarry being interpretted as Remus/Harry - oh dear GAWD NO! IT'S LIKE PAIRING TONKS WITH DUMBLEDORE!

Sirius somehow coming back to life - Get over yourself. Yes, when ~DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILER ALERT~ Dobby dies it's sad, and he DOES deserve to come back to life, but Sirius should just stay dead. I don't know why you would need him.. Just use Remus if ~ANOTHER SPOILER ALERT~ it's before DH...

Edward's Peodophilism is hot - HE WAS STARING AT BELLA WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING! HE'S A 100 YEAR OLD GAYFAIRY DATING AN 18 YEAR OLD! How is it OMG!hot?

Liver - I GET IT! I get it! It's a 'delicacy'! Yeah? Well in some countries... SO ARE SNAILS! You don't see me walking around the park picking those things up then eating them, do you? NO!

Dramione - Just. ugh. *rips out hair* It's like pairing Harry with Voldemort. I know that there are a lot of fans out there, but if you came here in hopes of some good Dramione fics, TOO BAD. Although I might do a Voldemort/Harry one day... *ponders*

THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! Not really. I'll add more as I go.

Questions? Comments? Flames? Random stuff? GO AHEAD! Email me! hilda.kitty@hotmail.com