Welcome to my Profile, if you're feeling suicidal you come to the right place.

Hello and welcome one and all, here I'm gonna make a series of stories called 'Sonic Tales' and 'Pokemon Tales' that involves Humor/Adventure/Action and much more.

So kick back and relax your feet and throw away your bad feelings as I'll try to make you smile and laugh your problems away because it makes me happy.

I'm a guy who writes for fun. I don't do it for the glory or the fame. I'll write on, knowing no one knows my name. I'm not the best author that's for sure. There are plenty of authors out there that are ten times better than me.

Things that will never happen in both series;

No Yaoi and Maui Zaui

No Yuri

No foul language (It's just so out of character if they do.)

Large amounts of O.Cs in one story

No SonAmy (Sonic: Aw Yeah! I don't want any of that.)

No Amy Rose (Sonic: It's about time!)

No retelling and novelizations of past Sonic games. Why read it where you can just play the games.

No Sonic Boom stories or anything relating to that stupid show.

Sonic characters having kids of their own in the future. Sonic having kids is really stupid in my opinion and should never happen. (Sonic: Why would I have kids. I'm only sixteen years old.)

No making the character do drugs

Making the male Sonic characters wear emo or stupid goth clothes. (Just gloves and shoes are fine enough.)

No sexual stories or just about any sexual content. This series is gonna be kid friendly so it would be suitable for all ages to enjoy. Only K or K-plus stories I will write.

No angst stories (These are beloved characters for crying out loud.)

Making every Sonic character Emo and depressed all the time. (Seriously, why do you people like the Sonic characters to be or act emo and goth, it's just stupid.)

No stupid O.C.s names like 'Dark Twilight' the Hedgehog (No offense if you have a O.C. name like that already.)

No stupid teen drama stories (Ex: Sonic: Oh no! The proms tomorrow!)

No stupid High School stories (Because it's not like we have plenty of that around. *Cough*sarcastically speaking*Cough*)

No Sonic Archie characters or any Sonic characters from any Sonic tv show.

No Sonic/Shadow/Silver trio story. (Sonic: I rather have Mighty and Ray with me, which by the way? Where are they?)

No O.C's paring up with any of the Sonic characters. (Shadow: I don't even know you! *Punches random O.C girl in the face and leaves*)

Now, I'm not trying to bash on the people who actually do these elements in their stories. (Okay maybe a little.) I just want to let you know that none of the elements on the list will never appear in Sonic Tales. Whatever you do in your stories is your business.

Things to expect from Sonic Tales:

Foreshadowing future Sonic Tales stories, some obvious and some are not. (For example: I foreshadow "Man I Feel Like a woman" in "What in Bloody Mary")

Funny stories and moments

Adventure stories

Some fourth wall breaking

Characters staying in character like they do in the games. (At least 95% of the time)

A lot of bashing on SonAmy (Sonic: Hahahaha I love this one!)

References to other shows, music, video games, and many other things old or new if you can catch it.

There is only going to be two couples in the entire series and only two The reason being because two couple is enough in my book. I don't want this series to be a big shippapalooza.

My mistakes in grammar and commas (Especially in my earlier entries.), which I'll fix in my stories sometimes when I go back and read them myself and spot my errors and hopefully get better at making my stories as time goes by.

Sonic couples I like:

SonTiara (Sonic the Hedgehog & Tiara Boobowski)
MigHoney (Mighty the Armadillo & Honey the Cat)
Sonilla (Sonic the Hedgehog & Vanilla the Rabbit) My favorite crack pairing.
Sonaze (Sonic the Hedgehog & Blaze the Cat)

OT3 (One True Threesome): BlazeXSonicXTiara

Pokemon shippings I like:

Gameverse:

Hanadashipping (Red and Misty)
Conflictshipping (Blue and Leaf)
Hoennshipping (Brendan and May)

Manga: There's only one I like.

MangaPokeshipping-Red and Misty (it's just another version of Hanadashipping.)

Anime:I I'm okay with pretty much any girl paired up with Ash. Whether is Ash with Misty, May, Dawn, Iris, Serena, Mallow, Lana, and Lillie ect. He's gotta catch em' all and I ain't talking about the Pokemon.

Top ten favorite Sonic characters:

Sonic the Hedgehog

Honey the Cat

Miles Tails Prower

Tiara Boobowski

Blaze the Cat

Knuckles the Echidna

Mighty the Armadillo

Ray the Flying Squirrel

Espio the Chameleon

Vector the Crocodile

Top ten favorite Pokemon Trainers:

Red

May

Ethan

Brendan

Hilda

Lyra/Crystal

Hilbert

Leaf

Lucas

Nate

Feel free to PM me if you have something in your mind or want to ask me something. I don't roleplay, so don't bother asking me to roleplay.

My own personal quote:

"Don't wait for an adventure to happen. Go and make one."-NightSlayer344

Thanks for reading my profile (I guess) and Papa Bless!