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My name is JinxKatKazama, as you can see above.

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My Category: Naruto Uzumaki
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I'm an amatuer at writing stories but great at writing poems because some of them have been published in books

Here's a bit about myself:

Name: Wouldn't you like to know...STALKER!

Hair colour: Black and the bottom parts are blue

Age: Something between 10-50

Eye colour: really dark brown

A few of my favourite stories are:

Demons

Demons 2: humans

Demons 3

Demons4

(1st 4 are from the same author- Michaelmyersfangirl)

the 4 saint beasts of europe (Alana Fox)

And two of my faverite books are

Gakuen Alice (Tachibana Higuchi)

Harry Potter (J.K Rowling)

Percy Jackson

Heroes Of Oympus

The Kane Chronicles

All my favourite authors rock!

I hope you check out the stories that Alana Fox wrote and the ones that DaughterofPoseidon5432 wrote, they're really cool!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).

You say Twlilight

I say Harry Potter

You say Vampires

I say Wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black

You say Team Edward

I say Team Potter

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'

You say Pattison is hot

I'll say Tom Felton isHOTTER

You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?

I think thats Draco and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple

You say Edward I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!"

Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

Harry Potter Oath
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time I knock something down and when I’m hyper.
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ron
when someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember Luna
When I meet someone who is a little off.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
Who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy
when ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remeberance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ulimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
By a teenager at that
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soarin
In Remembrance to Sirius Black
Who never got to walk free
Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year
And who had to get killed by his cousin and then eaten by drapery

R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Mad-eye Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.

They will never be forgotten.

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be and destroying that idiot Voldemort.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back and helping others.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty and humour.

Miss Nymphadora Tonks,
Thank you for your clumsiness and just being plain amazing as well as being an awesome auror

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

Quotes

"You're just as sane as I am." Luna Lovegood (Order of the Phoenix)

"Don't call me Nymphadora" Nymphadora Tonks (Order of the Phoenix)

"Very clean these muggles. Unnatural" Nymphadora Tonks (Order of the Phoenix)

"That's rich, coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's alright, Crookshanks. Just ignore the mean little boy." Hermione Granger (Prisoner of Azkaban)

"You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!" Hermione Granger (Prisoner of Azkaban)

"Broaden your minds! Use your inner eye to see the future!" Hermione Granger mocking Professor Trelawney (Prisoner of Azkaban)

"Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maime or seriously injure."Dobby (Deathly Hallows Part 1)

"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!"Peeves (Deathly Hallows)

"By Behaving Like A Babbling, bumbling band of baboons." Minvera McGonagall (Goblet of Fire)

"Students out of bed! Students in the Coridors!" "They're supposed to be out of bed you blithering Idoit!" Flitch and Minvera McGonagall (Deathly Hallows part 2)

Dead," Narcissa Malfoy (Deathly Hallows)

"Let me get this straight, you're really giving us permission to do this? To blow it up? Boom?" "BOOM!" Minvera McGonagall and Neville Longbottom (Deathly Hallows 2)

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cardigan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

QUOTES

You know how Pleaseis the magic word it is not. Pukeit the magic word that will get you out of class faster than anythingPercy Jackson, Demigod files

God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's Pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE

"Go chase a doughnut."-Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

"Well. . .See you."

"Hold up! you can't just run off."

"Sure I can."-Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt.-Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids.-Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." -Leo , The Lost Hero

"Rainbows, ponies."

"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."-Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero

"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero

"Vulcan? I don't even LIKE Star Trek."Leo, The Lost Hero

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." -Piper, The Lost Hero

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!"-Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES

Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission.-Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

''Maybe if we push her over." -Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Your a half-blood too?'

"Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?"

"Okay. Hey, everybody! These to aren't human! They're half Greek god!"- Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THIEF

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket!-Jason, THE LOST HERO

Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day.-THE LOST HERO

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant ' Eat my pants!'"Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"Tyson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." ... I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."Zoe, Grover and Thalia, The Titans Curse

"That's us," Grover said. "Those five nuts right there."

"Which one is me?" I(Percy)asked.

"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

"Oh, shut up."Grover, Percy and Zoe, The Titans Curse

She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.

"Be careful Seaweed Brain." She said, putting on her invisible cap and disappearing.

I probably would have sat there all day, trying to remember my name, but then the sea demons came.Percy and Annabeth, TheBattle of the Labyrinth

Rachel: "They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."

Annabeth: "Was it hard?"

Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

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In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

The Percy Jackson pledge
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

Pledge To The Gods:

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of the loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When i am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someone's smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love the Gods

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the EmpireStateBuilding and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you think, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You think "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the CampHalf-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You get other people obsessed (My sister and friend)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are you kidding, I bring them all with me!)

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You want to learn Latin.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigod parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unlike god, goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.(yeah)

You own every single book.(yes i do)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.(not really)

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You see ‘Pier 1 Import’ and you think it says ‘Piper 1 Import’.

When Justin Bieber is a Lastrigonian Giant. (No offence)

When you think you saw something and your friends convince you it wasn’t there and you think you may be a half-blood or can see through the mist. (But the joy disappears when they tell you it was a joke).

You repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth.

You are completely convinced one of your female teachers is a fury.

You say, "OH MY GODS!" and "What the Hades?" on a regular basis.

You blame Poseidon for bad weather.

You swear, "OH STYX!" then look apologetically at the sky (better safe than sorry).

Whenever you go to a PJO site in the US (such as the Hoover Dam or the Air and SpaceMuseum) you yell "PERCY'S BEEN HERE!" to the tourists.

Demand your family to have a group hug every week (Hera's watching...)(i will never do that)

Blame Athena for bad grades.

Ask the flight attendant if Zeus is in a good mood before entering the plane.

Glare at doughnut store chains and blame it on the Hydra.

Carry “Hermes” vitamins whenever you go get a pedicure as a safety precaution.

You start a conversation with guinea pigs (they used to be men, after all).(sadly mine are male)

Whenever you see a spider, you curse Arachne.

When people ask you to play capture the flag, you ask if magical items are allowed.

You refuse to lie down on a waterbed.

You ask suffers in Bermudas if they know Poseidon.

You have done at least 10 (Or more) of the above things.

You are so obsessed with the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)

You could think of at least 20 more things to add to this list.

You're convinced that all anti-PJO fans have taken a dip in the river Lethe, which explains their brainwashed views on PJO.

You think this list could go on into infinity (which I do).

You fall asleep in class after re-re-re-re-re-reading Chapter Three in LT and you dream you and your classmates are in a bus WITH Percy and Grover, and the Minotaur throws the bus in the air.

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

You relate a High School Musicalsong to Apollo (references to the sun).

You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".

You try to talk to horses.

You try to summon the dead.

You try to summon lightning.

You try to breathe underwater.

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.(there might be one)

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

You pray to Aphrodite 50 times a day, praying to get that cute girl(or guy!) to like you.

When you look for a dog to adopt, you look for one with 3 heads.

O.O I'm obssessed

Qs

If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Beach or Lake

Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Annabeth or Thalia or Percy or Nico

Which PJO Character Do You Hate?

Hera

Your Favorite PJO book?

Can't choose

Favourite Charecter

Percy Jackson. He's just awesome...

Favorite God or Goddess?

Artemis or Poseidon or Hades or Apollo

Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

something like "Hey what's up?"

You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

The Stolls to bribe the people to get me extra tickets. So a lot more than just them :)

You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy. Hello? Son of the Sea God? He could swim us to Atlantis! And he'd be fun to annoy!

Favorite PJO Pairing?

Percabeth (I do like Thapollo too though...)

You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

We'd be playing Monopoly and I'd be bankrupting the big three and then Apollo would come and try to convince me that the Sun is better than the Moon and that he's better then Artemis

If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?

Two words. Prank Wars. With Camp Half-Blood and Olympus

Favorite PJatO Quote?

"With great power comes great need to take a nap...wake me up later."-Nico di Angelo

Favorite Percy Moment?

...too many to pick one.

Favorite Nico Moment?

"With great power comes great need to take a nap...wake me up later."

Favorite god or goddess Moment?

When Demeter keeps obsessing over cereal in TLO.

Favorite Grover Moment?

"Then he moaned 'Food' and I knew there was hope."

Favorite Random Moment?

...too many

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

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If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE AND PJO FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl,The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Hay Lin rox, D.J. Scales, Alana Fox, JinxKatKazama,

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Copy and paste this on your profile if you HATE racism!

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're that person who checks their email every few minutes to see if anyone reviewed/favorite/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

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Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (My sister *cough cough*)
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

7/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

Athena

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

OMG, I'm percy's half sister!

-I will not under any circumstances prank the Ares cabin

-I will not ask Chiron for a "free pony ride"

-I will not address Mr. D as "the wine dude" unless I would like to be turned into a bottle of Merlot

-I will not mention the golden mango to any Aphrodite camper unless I want to deal with an emotional breakdown

-If I see Travis and Connor Stoll coming towards me with a box of unidentified items I will walk the other way

-I will not challenge Percy to a water balloon fight. Ever.

-I will not convince Drew to charmspeak Jason into kissing her because Piper happens to be very handy with her knife

-Calling Thalia Pinecone face results in serious injury so I will not do it

-I will not put Prachel posters all over Camp unless I want Annabeth to kill me and Rachel

-I will not follow Leo around with a marshmallow and a stick asking him to help me make s'mores

-Going up to Nico and whispering "Nico I am your father" with a black cape on will most likely result in some ghost haunting me so I will not do it

-I will never replace the Athena Cabin's books with copies of the Twilight Saga

-Chiron's Dean Martin records are not to be used as torture devices as this is cruel and unusual punishment

-I will not call Jason "Pikachu"

-I will not switch seats at dinner just because the Romans can do it

-If I value my sanity I will not dress Piper up as a barbie doll. She can charmspeak.

-Running around comparing our lives to Harry Potter is stupid and I will not do it

-I will not dunk every new kid's head in the toilet because look what happened to Clarisse

Things Learned From Percy Jackson

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

Child abuse is too often over looked

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
('.') IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Which way does a compass point in space?

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. lol

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

COPY AND PASTE IT YA'LL!

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PERCY JACKSON RULZ!

BE YOU (tiful)

I'm an original, not a copy. I'm the girl who is shy, but nice. I'm the girl who's not a honuors student, but gets good grades (except in maths) I'm the girl who has a big heart and big dreams. The one who's never ashamed to say that she is a Muslim. The girl who loves to read, write, and sing. I'm the girl who you'd say is really nice, but shy at first. I'm the girl who tries her best to get along with everyone. I'm not the popular girl. I guess I'm not a loser, although I wouldn't mind that. I'm the girl who is a floater when it comes to friends, I hate cliques. I'm not the girl who's into sports or the materialistic airhead. I'm the girl that people can't categorize, not even myself; my style and personality can't be limited to stereotypes. I'm the girl who feels like she doesn't fit in. I'm the girl who thinks she's a complete dork, but I don't mind that. I'm the girl whose favorite subjects are history and english. I'm the girl who is comfortable with who she is, but am picky with who I'm close to. I'm just me. I'm not a supermodel or Marilyn Monroe. I'm just me. And if you have a problem with that, please tell me and we'll talk.

I'm sick of backstabbing girls who say that they're your friends. I'm tired of people who talk bad about me behind my back, but in reality, they're just as bad. I'm tired of girls who seem to think that makeup defines our entire lives. I'm tired of my so-called best friend always going behind my back, putting everyone down, and just being an all around "five-minute girl" that no one wants to be around. I'm sick and tired of the boys that fall for these crazy, dumb, FAKE girls that are so fake that Barbie herself is jealous. I'm sick and tired of all of it- Me

“Here’s to the girls: That keep a smile even though they’re going through hell. That keep their head high, even though they’d rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but can’t seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Here’s to her.”

“This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. The real girls.”

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree