Konnichiwa, minasai! Iris of the North here to say a few things.

Okay about me... Here's how it basically sums up.

Basically, I'm Konata Izumi on Red Bull.
I'm freaky, random, and unexpected, but people tell me I'm pretty nice.
I'm weird on the outside, but I'll only let you see the real me if I know you well.

ONE WORD: Japanophile.

But what is a Japanophile?And only if I like you.

Japanophile- (noun) A person who tends to have a fondness for everything Japanese.

But what are some things that I like?

Japanese stuff (Duh)

Anime and Manga (BIG DUH)

Video games (...)

BE MORE SPECIFIC, DUMMY!!!

Axis Powers: Hetalia, Invader Zim, Okami, OkamiDen, Fractale, InuYasha, Moon Phase, Lucky Star, Kannazuki no Miko, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Negima?!, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, Yotsuba&!, Victorian Romance Emma, Ouran High School Host Club, Magic Knight Rayearth (manga only, anime was lame), Dokuro-Chan, ZOMG TOO MANY TO NAME!!!

NOT JUST ANIME AND MANGA! How about books? (Yes, I believe manga and books are not the same thing.)

Warriors Series, Igraine the Brave, Ida B., Numbers, Billy Bones: Tales from the Secrets Closet, Lord of the Rings (YES THERE ARE BOOKS.), Again, TOO MANY TO NAME!!

Music time!!!

Linkin Park, Evanescence, Ana Johnsson, Rise Against, Muse, Fallout Boy, Aya Hirano, Yiruma, Apocalyptica, Howie Day, The Carolina Movement, Sclub7, The Slip, Mr. Scruff, The Beatles, The Who, Pink Floyd, JET, Paramore, Akari Groves, Rei Kondo, Hiroshi Yamaguchi, Masami Ueda, Ayaka Himahara, and thousands more.

...Okay... Movies?...

Seriously? Too many to name, I know that for sure.

...Should I even ask about games?...

Okami and OkamiDen, AND SUPER MARIO!!! (Haven't played Zelda yet, sorry!)

Food?

Don't.

Okay, so that just about wraps it up! If ya got any more questions, feel free to message me! Please rate and review my stories!

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

If you hate when people write or support ZADR, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're an Invader Zim Fan:

- When you ask to use the restroom, you stand up on your chair and shout "I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom!"

- When you come back from the restroom, you slam open the door and shout "MY BUSINESS IS DONE!!"

- You've put about 1,000 searches under google through the exact same keywords, "Invader Zim"

- You've read and edited every Wikipedia page about Invader Zim

- Your homepage is badbadrubberpiggy.com

- Your dog's name is Gir

- You bought your dog a rubber pig and moose

- You died your dog green, put a zipper on him, and attached a voice box that said stuff like "TACOS!"

- You have blueprints of taking over the world hung up on your wall

- You can answer this question on the spot: "In the episode Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom, what time is lunch?"

- You have a pig with money

- You know the Room With a Moose verse of Boom Chicka Boom

- You have Gir underwear

If you're a Jhonen Vasquez fan:

- You're favorite song is Shut Me Up by Mindless Self Indulgence

- You've watched Jhonen Vasquez in Supa Nova Part 5 about 21,000 times and added it to your favorites

- You walked into a comic book store for the first time and bought every Jhonen comic copy they had

- You have your own comic

- You've stood up on a bench in the park and shouted "JHONEN IN MY POCKET! YOU PUT HIM EVERYWHERE!"

- You laugh when you read this: Expensive Walnuts

- You have a Jhonen VooDoo doll wih a lock of his hair attached and make it do things

- You get it when I say: "Ooh the consistency of the balm and it has this fine FRUITY FLAVOR!"

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you admit to have fallen for a videogame or cartoon character, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed/are crushing on: I DON'T WANNA! That enough for ya?

If you take the term "Weird" as a complement, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Copy this onto your profile if you enjoy copying things onto your profile, just for the hell of it.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! DO IT!!

(twitch, twitch)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (hehe)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (don't you agree? No! YES!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

7 Ways to Scare the Shit out of Your Roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate with a sadisitic look and mutter, "Soon...soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

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If you are crazy, random, and insane, put this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

--ZaTr- I don't "HATE" it. Despise it with the passion of 1000 white hot suns thrown into the fiery pits of Hell. It's not the same as "hate"--

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If you were in Hetalia, and you definitely think you'd notice Canada, copy and paste this to your profile. (He's way too cute to not notice!)

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If you think France's theme song is "Shut up and sleep with me" by Sin with Sebastian, copy and paste this to your profile.

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