I'm DL

I like ducks.

The colour orange.

Florence and the Machine,

Imagine Dragons,

Geckos.

Small, almost pointless boxes.

Painting with acrylics,

Drawing with white pens onto coloured paper.

GrimmIchi,

IchiRuki.

Saucy fanfictions that also have plot.

DDR.

Snow.

Sleeping excessively.

Chocolate poptarts.

Tea.

Story Updates:

SHIFT: My most recent addition. Should be updated quite regularly, and I hope to have it finished in a couple of months. Should continue to be 1-2k words/chapter, and probably... 10-15 chapters long? We'll see! I'm really excited for this, as I haven't written properly since... forever, really. Stupid, poorly-done one-shots don't count as writing.

Bleach fanfic challenge… number your favourite characters in Bleach in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!

1. Ichigo Kurosaki
2. Rukia Kuchiki
3. Grimmjow Jaggerjaques
4. Isshin Kurosaki
5. Uryu Ishida
6. Kisuke Urahara
7. Renji Abarai
8. Yamada Hanatarou
9. Rangiku Matsumoto
10. Shunsui Kyoraku

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Nope. Honestly, never, and I've seen hella crack.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Oh god, now that IS something I have seen fiction of before... *whimper*

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah! A lot of good Ran/Gin fics, actually. She's pretty awesome.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Erm, some would say so. Heck, a lot of RenRuki shippers would say so! I personally think they have too much history to see eachother that way.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

OH GOD NO. NEITHER. BUT PREFERABLY RANGIKU.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Renji discovering Grimmjow and Hanatarou? Probably wonder how the eff they'd even met...

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Erm. Rukia hesitated as she put the tablet in her mouth. "You're sure this is just a Mod Soul, right Urahara? It looked different..." Urahara smiled. "But of course, Rukia-chan! It's just a bit more... affectionate!" Rukia gasped and accidentally swallowed the tablet. "Oh no..."

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I really hope not. Honestly.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Erm. "Sins of the fathers" seeing as their dads are like, old sorta-foes and all... Yeah?

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

NO NO NO NO NO NO ISSHIN/ICHIGO NO.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Ren-Ran? Don't think so...

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

Hurricane Drunk by Florence and The Machine :D

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Crack. Lots and lots of crack.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

He wouldn't. He just... wouldn't be capable.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Hanatarou/Rangiku? Oh jesus.

He was so sweet, so innocent. She loved to see the crimson flush across his pale, soft skin as he trembled with insecurity and embarassment. There was something so... fun about inexperienced lovers.

Rangiku was going to change that. She wanted to see the man underneath Hanatarou's aura of timidness. She knew from experience that the quietest men were the best in bed once you coaxed them out of their shell, which is exactly what she was going to do.

Rangiku stopped her musing, and realised she'd been staring at the shivering boy, (soon to be man) who had come to deliver her Captain a note from the 4th Division.

"Say, Hanatarou," The buxom woman purred, subtley pressing her arms together to force her bosom upwards. Hanatarou's cheeks burned a deep beetroot red and he stuttered.

"Ma- Matsumoto-?"

Her plump lips arched in a predatory smile. "Have you ever had sake?"

THATS ALL FOLKS!