"Always remember, you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, & smarter than you think." -A.A. Milne

I suck at writing and WILL roast you for literally no reason if you want

{What Am I?}

Not a narcissist

"I'm sarcastic and have a smartass attitude. It's a natural defence against drama, bullshit and stupidity." -Bitchy World Quotes

RULES

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ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
2. Tall? I'm roughly 5'2, though I'm still growing.
3. In your pajamas? Y E S.
4. Left handed? Ambidextrous.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Alex
3. Person to text you: Kacey
4. Was today better than yesterday? Nope.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 10
2. Colour(s): Green
3. Fruit: No preference
4. Place: My bed.

SIX EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Not anyone noteworthy.
2. Are you happy? Right now?

3. Are you sad? Haha next question ;-;
4. Are you bored? Always (though at varying intensities).
5. Are you nervous? Never...
6. Are you tired? A L W A Y S

ABOUT YOU:

2. Nick names? No thanks
3. Eye colour? Hazel/Amber
4. Zodiac sign? Capricorn
5. Male or female? Duuuuuuuuude
6. Slut? Not that I know of~
7. Smart? I guess...
8. Hair color? Ash brown with blonde tips.
9. Long or short? Short in a quiff (sort of). Majestic as fuck.
10. Sweats or Jeans? JEANS
11. Phone or Camera? Phone.
12. Drink or Smoke? I'm not legal, but I'd say drink. I value the functionality of my lungs thanks!
13. Righty or lefty? Ambidextrous but right is preferred.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Kacey
2. First crush? Uhhh, I think their name was Tom?
3. First pet? Tiffy
4. First big vacation? Singapore

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Not right now
2. Drinking? That tea sis~
3. I'm about to: Finish this quiz, of course.
4. Listening to? Party By Myself by Hollywood Undead

5. Plans for today? Eat, surf the interwebs, sleep, repeat.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? I prefer taller but that wouldn't be that hard...
2. Romantic or spontaneous? I guess romance is better.
3. Sensitive or loud? I like a mix
4. Hook-up or relationship? I'd prefer a relationship.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? What? No...
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes.
3. Ran away from home? Ha! Run away from the place that provides food, interwebs and a bed? No thanks.
4. Broken someone's heart? Not that I know of.
5. Been arrested? No. Gosh, I'm an Fangirl; why would I do something that could possibly prevent me missing a new upload of another chapter of a book?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Nope. Whatever happens, happens.
2. Yourself? Ha, fuck no. I'm as reliable as America's government.
3. Heaven? Science makes much more sense.
4. Santa Claus? Of course. Who else brings my gifts every year? Silly question...
4. Love? I haven't experienced it yet, but I'd like to think I will someday...
5. Do you like someone? It's more of a fascination but I guess...
6. Do you believe in God? Refer to question 3.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? I have no reason to lie.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

Copy and paste this to your profile if you haven't died yet.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school,

I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mommy when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that

I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss

And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But mommy I must go now The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mommy I always have I know you know it's true Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

8 reasons the dark side rules

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

(If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough*!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

I know I'm insane... It keeps me from going crazy.

I'm the kind of guy who will burst out laughing, in dead silence... because of something that happened yesterday.

Laugh and the world laughs with you,

Laugh hysterically, for no apparent reason... and they'll leave you alone.

When life gives you Lemons... Make Apple Juice then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did.

You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same!

Never argue with an idiot... they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Do one brave thing today... Then run like hell!

The heart wants what the heart wants... But when he's an ass... The friend wants a shot gun.

Drink up while you can... cause sooner or later you'll be legal.

I keep missing my ex... But my aim’s improving.

I laugh because I have no idea what's going on.

Life sucks... So be a dick and get somethin' out of it!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Come to the dark side

(we have cookies)

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

"A reader lives a thousand lives before they die. Those who never read live only once."

How to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

8. Follow people in the street and if they tell you to go away say "It is against my programming"

7. Finish all your sentences with: "In accordance with The Prophecy"

7. Repeat

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.

12. Sing along at the opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling: "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go..."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:

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One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mum wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mum and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. (this story had me crying)
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make friends on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia (Australia), Jostanos (USA), changeofheart505(USA), Serenity'sfire98 (USA), crazyfoxqueen (Australia), PhoenixIsBored (Australia)

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