Harry and Severus are both teaching at Hogwarts, and Dumbledore finally has enough of their constant war of antagonism and its effect on the Hogwarts staff. He decides to take drastic action to get them to confront exactly what it is that's going on between them.

When Stiles, scribe to Lady Kate Argent, is instructed to write a love letter to Lord Derek Hale in her stead, he has no idea that this series of letters will begin an affair under the noses of his employers and reveal secrets long hidden. All he knows is 'Dear Derek' has some very lovely penmanship. Mentions of abuse. Some graphic violence and explicit sexual scenes. Sterek.

Hogwarts has never had professors like Harry and Draco. Headmaster Snape doesn't know whether that's a good or bad thing. Warnings: SLASH Snarry, Romance, Humor, Pranks, Professors gone wild, Frequent use of the F-word