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 Author has written 1 story for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Heyy!!! Whats up? I'm Ninjas Vs. Pirates... No duh... Favorite TV Shows: GI Joe, Sonic X, Vampire Diaries, and Transformers Favorite Movies: GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Iron Man (1-2), Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3(4)), and Transformers (1-2(3)) I'm not sure if anyone actually reads these... but I'm going to do so anyways!!!! :-D KILL STEROTYPES! -Underline, bold, or italicize the ones that fit you- I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I KNOW what YAOI is and STILL Like it, so I MUST be gay freak I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I wear tight JEANS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. MLIA "Today, I was sitting in my biology class when a kid pointed out that another boy in our class had gone to the bathroom six times in the past two classes. As the first boy was saying, "What could he be doing?," the missing student walked back in holding four freshly baked waffles. I am still confused. MLIA " "Today at my school, we had a lock down drill to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out. It was the single most frightening yet thrilling experience of my life. MLIA " "Today, I realized that the two main characters in the Veggie Tales, the tomato and the cucumber, are actually fruits. Now I don't know what to believe. MLIA " "Today, while my bio teacher was lecturing, his phone went off. He looked at it, then out the window, gasped, said, "Hold that thought," and ran out of the room. He came back two minutes later holding an ice cream sandwich, and said, "Sorry, the ice cream truck was here." This year may be better than I thought it would. MLIA. " Today, I was bored so I called a random number. A guy answered and was silent, then he said "You have reached the Oreo Company. To receive free Oreos, press one. I'm sorry that offer has ended." I then roared into the phone. He then answered with "NO I WILL NOT BATHE YOUR WHALE!" Then hung up. I want to find this guy, and marry him. MLIA Today, a boy at school was wearing a red sweatshirt with a giant smiley face on the front. Someone went up to him and started to make fun of his sweatshirt, and without a word he pulled it off, turned it inside out, and put it back on. There was a frowny face on the other side. MLIA As one of my friends was looking through my purse while on the school bus, she found a bunch of weird stuff like a bib from burger king, a pack of ramen, etc. Everyone then started to ridicule me and my strange purse. The girl sitting next to me quietly tapped me on the shoulder, then pulled something out of her bag. It was a potato. MLIA. Today, we were taking a math test when someone's cell phone rang. It was dead silent as we heard, "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Everyone looked around to see whose phone it was. It was my teacher's. My teacher is a man. MLIA Today, I decided to answer the phone with a Russian accent. My dad, who was on the other line, paused and started to get confused. Thinking that he had the wrong number, and not wanting to admit it, he tried to sell me car insurance. Instead of hanging up like most people would when a telemarketer called, I kept him talking. He BS'd for a full 7 minutes before putting me "on hold". When he called the second time, I answered with a British accent, just to see if it would happen again. It did. He offered me a snuggie. MLIA. Today, someone at my college wrote next to a man-hole, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Open House, 7 to 9 PM". I plan on attending. MLIA Today, after seeing an MLIA about making sharks on facebook chat, I started repeatedly sending sharks to my boyfriend. He asked what I was doing. I replied "SHARK ATTACK!" He started sending me a bunch of blank messages. I asked what we was doing. His reply? "NINJA ATTACK!" I think this one's a keeper. MLIA Today, after two weeks of college, I decided to stop using my fake British accent, all of my peers are confused as to what happened. MLIA Today, I saw a kid that looked like Jacob Black from Twilight. I told him this and he said, "Yeah. I've heard that before. But I bet Jacob can't do this." and he began to break dance. Then, he walked away. He's probably my new favorite stranger. MLIA Today, I checked the time on my iTouch and it was 11:11. I wished that it would always be 11:11 so that I could make as many wishes as I wanted. Then my iPod froze. My wish came true. Thank you, 11:11. MLIA. Today, I yelled at my computer for being extremely slow. It froze and I smacked the screen. My teacher then walks up and caresses it and says, 'It's ok little guy. She didn't mean it.' The computer then worked better than it ever has. I am now convinced my teacher is the computer whisperer. MLIA This past weekend I was at a church service that was themed for younger children. When the preacher asked some of the younger kids what they thought God looked like, a little girl raised her hand and confidently said "Morgan Freeman." I wanted to kidnap her and raise her as my sister. MLIA Today, I was supposed to teach 6th graders about what it really means to be cool. They were supposed to write words that they thought signified "coolness" on the board. One girl put beef jerky and Superman. I don't think she needed me to teach her anything. MLIA The other day, a huge cluster of people were crowded around a table in our lunch room. I ran over to see what I presumed to be a fight. It turned out to be the Japanese foreign exchange student peeling a banana with his feet. It was SO much better than a fight. MLIA. Today in speech class we had to give a speech about our role model. The teacher proceded to shoot us with a nerf gun everytime we said um, ah, ect. Best teacher ever. MLIA Today, I decided that I'm going to dress up as Kanye West for Halloween and my friend is going to dress as Taylor Swift. When my friend says Trick-or-Treat, I'm going to interrupt her and take her Candy saying how much Beyonce deserves this candy. MLIA Today I was bored so I called a random number and pretended to be from Pizza Hut. A guy picked up and when I asked him what he wanted, he proceeded to mention about 20 different items from the menu with loads of adjustments. At the end I told him I was kidding. He just said "I know. I'm just as bored as you." MLIA Today, due to recent incidents, my school added a new "no lightsaber duels on school grounds" rule to the student handbook. While in english class a neighboring teacher randomly burst into my class and began dueling with my teacher using lightsabers. When they got yelled at by the principal they claimed there was nothing against it in the teacher handbook. Teachers-1 Principals-0. MLIA Today I married a supermodel. Our house is huge and has a pool surrounding it. All the other Sims are jealous. MLIA. "Today, I was trying to decide if I thought chorus was going to be any fun this year. When I walked into class, my teacher was wearing a unicorn costume. Decision made. MLIA. " "Today, there was a new guy in my class called A.J. Ninami. He seemed like just another student. Then I read his name backwards. Guess who I'm asking out to Homecoming? MLIA " "My grandma has been in the hospital all this week. Today when I got home from school I got a call that said they'd lost her. She called me five minutes later from her house telling me about the awesome escape. Coolest. Grandma. Ever. MLIA " "Today in Latin class I found out that the Latin word for "spy" is "exploradora". I am now very suspicious of Dora the Explorer. MLIA " "Today, some kids were playing on a sand volleyball court. They didn't have a ball, so they played with an imaginary one. I was turning to talk to my friend when suddenly, he jumped up and ran over to the court. He proceeded to steal their imaginary ball and punt it as hard as he could. The kids got mad and decided to go look for a new ball. Now I remember why he is my best friend. MLIA Today we were reading Romeo and Juliet in English, and my teacher was going over a passage where Romeo compliments Juliet in a really romantic way. An annoying kid was talking really loudly and disrupting the class, so the teacher turned to him and said, "This is why Romeo gets some, and you don't." MLIA Today, I went to the mall with my friend. Just to see what would happen, we held hands and looked at each other as if we were in love (we are both girls). As we are walking, we were getting dirty looks from old couples, confused looks from kids, and disapproving looks from middle aged people. We then walked past these two older men in business suits, holding hands. We didn't think much of it, but then one of the men walks up to us with a huge smile on his face and says "we aren't gay either" and walks away. I know the type of man I want to marry one day. MLIA Today, my school had a shooting threat. When everyones parents came to get them, they all started telling their kids how much they loved them. My dad- "Never piss off the weird kids. They can't take a joke." Thanks for the valuable life lesson Dad. MLIA Today, I felt like wearing an eye patch around town for no reason. A kid came up to me and asked me why I was wearing an eye patch. I told him my mom told me not to run with scissors. The look on his face was priceless. MLIA Today, I realized that I forgot to lock my car in the morning. After school I went out to the parking lot to find that every car had a lollipop taped to the door. My car was filled with them. I win. MLIA Today, we were watching a weird movie about minotaurs in Latin class. At the end, our teacher merely states, "And THAT'S why you don't have sex with animals." MLIA Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor (who recently started sunday school at her church) informed him that "God made everything." My nephew thought about this for a moment then replied, "I don't think so, a lot of stuff is made in China." Best. Nephew. Ever. MLIA Today in my biology class, our teacher asked us how many of us knew how we were made. This one kid raised his hand and simply said "broken condom." MLIA Today, I got pulled over on my way home by a cop. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, and I responded, "Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball?" He then replied, "No ma'am, police officers don't have balls". MLIA Today, I was checking the artwork that my fourth-graders were doing in class (I work in a primary school). I came to one girl, who immediately covered up her work. I asked her what she was drawing, and she said God. I then told her that nobody knew what God looked like. Her response? "They will in a minute." MLIA Today, the National Mustard Museum in my town was vandalized. With ketchup. MLIA. Today, I ran out of both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time. I've been waiting years for that to happen. MLIA. Today, I found out that the name of the cruise ship I am going on in a few weeks is "The Pearl". It's a caribbean cruise. I feel like a pirate. MLIA. Today, I realized that lol'd, the past tense of lol, is inaccurate. That would mean laugh out louded. L'dol, however awkward, would be correct. MLIA Earlier today, my "7" key wasn't working while I was IMing someone. To overcome this, I started typing out "the number between 6 and 8", but then I realized I could just type out "seven". MLIA. Today, while finishing up some yogurt, I began scraping the bottom of the container even though there was nothing left. I still continued scraping for 10 minutes in hopes of getting a little drop. MLIA. Today, while bowling, I got a gutter ball. While the bumpers were up. That takes talent. MLIA. Today, I was talking to someone through Facebook. I began to type something, when I noticed that they were typing, and I deleted what I had written. Then I noticed that they had stopped typing, too. I felt awkward. MLIA. Today, I tried to blow a leaf off of my windshield...from the inside of my car. MLIA Today, I found out that there is actually a strategy to Minesweeper that does not consist on clicking on random squares and crossing your fingers. MLIA. Today, my little sister pointed out to me that the tooth fairy teaches little kids to sell their body parts for money. MLIA. Today, my sister asked when the 10 o'clock news was on. MLIA Today, we got a huge new TV. My brother and I were more excited about the box than the TV. MLIA Today, I discovered that my big flannel I bought at a thrift store has a label that says, "MADE ON EARTH BY HUMANS." Thank you for the clarification, humans who made this. MLIA Today, my sister told me that "Dating a Stephen/Steven is the cool thing to do." Her boyfriends name isn't Steven... Neither is mine... MLIA. Today I had a staring contest with my cat. He blinked, I laughed, he hit me with his paw. MLIA Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ninjas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA. Today I taped eyes on the top of my trash can. Now my 2 year old daughter enjoys feeding trash to it, complete with "Nom, nom, nom" sounds. MLIA. Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore. MLIA Today, I was in an awkward situation so I pulled out a twix bar and proceeded to loudly chew it. It just made the situation more awkward. MLIA Today, I mentioned to my co-worker that none of the English teachers at my school are having kids, but that three of the math teachers are pregnant. She responded, "I hear they're better at multiplying." MLIA. Today, in my math class, my teacher started class say "Today we are going to learn about Sexagons." I now know why she has two children. MLIA Today, my keyboarding teacher gave us a stern lecture on making mistakes and typos and how we need to slow down. After school, I went online to check my grades and found out that I have 149 in her class. Because of a typo. MLIA. "Today it was my birthday so my family bought me a rainbow llama pinata. It was love at first sight. I couldn't smash it, but I wanted the candy, so I performed a c-section on it. He now lives on my windowsill. MLIA. " FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Reason the human race has evolved thus far. 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Pirates If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. -Actually he got two bites back in the 70s or something.- If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me, had better run pretty dang fast. 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